35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 8, 2025

‘We are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 8, 2025

Colin Jost is officially heading back to Saturday Night Live next month — at least if his wife, Scarlett Johansson, has a say in the matter.

Days after the “Weekend Update” anchor told audiences he’d “probably” appear on SNL’s 51st season, Johansson set the record straight about his future on the sketch series, telling reporters at the Toronto International Film Festival that Jost will be “going back to work” at Studio 8H this fall. 

Further south, King of the Hill creator Mike Judge revealed the real-life Texas chef who shaped grown-up Bobby Hill’s culinary career, citing Austin-based sushi master Tyson Cole as a major source of inspiration for the now 20-something character. “I thought, ‘Bobby could be that guy,’” he explained, noting that Cole “was in (his) subconscious” as he wrote for the Robata Chane chef.  

We’re sure that these hilarious tweets, however, will be at the front of your mind all day. Today’s funniest include those about soup season fantasies, compromising with your landlord and the correct way to be a nepo baby. 

ashley ray @theashleyray.22h no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed 49 7.1K 94K 1M
CaiGuy64 @CaiGuy64.14h ... Jhh > Drive 2 hours to fencing tournament > First opponent is a former Olympian > I Lose > Buy $30 of cheese and go home 149 2.2K 78K 957K
Meg @megannn_lynne 4h post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt 39 9.2K 64K del 681K
Meg @megannn_lynne 20h you can already be having a bad day then spotify curates you a playlist called lunatic loner crazy girl crash out anthems 23 2.3K 25K 303K
matt @computer_gay.1d s ... this is how it feels to recommend food to your friends @mazzypopstar•4 4h ... Streets are sayin Little Caesars New Crazy Puffs are a yummy hit?!?! 13 1.1K 25K 302K
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost... 23h s ... Guess Who's Ovulating I - : Again 262 5K 69K 1.7M
Pokémon Daily @pokemo... 8h s ... Pikachu seems interested in your mom. 73 883 14K 261K
Respectful Memes @Resp... 1d s ... My dream scenario is everyone I like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup I made. They all say wow this was so good and they all ask for seconds 35 43K 4.5K 690K
bailey moon @Baileymoon15 22h ... i've had two glasses of wine and responded with omgggg congrats sweet girl on an engagement post of someone i haven't spoken to in 5 years 118 2.9K 71K del 1.1M
bailey @baileylikemovie 12h S ... wait is this a joke or do they actually watch the movie from 400 feet away Karsten @RunquistKarsten•1d seated for the new knives out! #tiff 50K 129 521 del 2.2M
BIGSAM @badghel_sam 1d Me when I don't have money: kutl @kutlwanomain1 1d Pretty girls stay home every weekend 53 5.3K 34K del 1M
kira @kirawontmiss.20h s ... - How I feel feeding information to both sides of the beef 292 1K 16K 286K
cuckold jones @cuckcat.8h i i was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse but whatever bro 8 2.5K 12K del 168K
Orwell & Goode @Orwell... 15h s ... When bro's nickname is so iconic his real name is a myth 34 712 13K 157K
@servivng 1d ... Zz hmu if you got one of those fridges with ipads on them i'm tryna marry into a family like that 10 2.3K 20K 267K
phosphor glow @phosphor_gl... 1d s ... found a new stupid obsolete and dead- end tech product that i desperately need EPSON COD Epson TV with built- in printer $100 295 3.9K 84K 1.5M
@butterIambs-1d S ... football game boring as fuck. 2.6K 37 40K 359K
mer @cloisposting.2 22h G ... the vibe i bring to the function iriusX S S usX @POPSUGARAU There's a lot more to come. Those first 30 minutes are just the tip. iri DAVID CORENSWET ON SUPERMAN @popsugarau 20 23K the 328K 1K
flo GRACIE DAY @eroda... . 14h s ... one direction fans watching all the bands reuniting 33 5.4K 32K 368K
Katerina @lelkathy 18h G ... my dream 10 seconds before my alarm goes off 429K 18 2.2K 31K
bab @1xeraz 16h ... Looking back I was doing way too much in this race. juju $ @ayeejuju 4/22/24 WE ALL WON THIS?? cc 161 4.3K 44K 1.1M
Mitya @Discollaborator 11h ... My landlord said I can't have a cat, so I bought a box of five hundred live house centipedes instead. Turns out he's not happy about that, either. Well tough. This is called compromise. We're compromising now. All five hundred and two of us. 17 1K 16K 126K
chris @ATR3IDES. 1d G ... see if i was a перо baby i would put my nepotism to good use like this aileen @elordisdior.1d JACOB ELORDI DOING A TIKTOK WITH ROMY MARS I'M CRYING 58 3.9K 80K 2.6M
Meg @megannn_lynne- 10h O ... made a new irl friend for the first time in awhile but it's cool i'm chill History Done Search History This Evening cool things to talk about - Googl... G google.com/search?q=cool+things+to+talk... how to conceal worst parts of m... G google.com/search?q=how+to+conceal+w... fun facts about me? - Google Se... G google.com/search?q=fun+facts+about+m... right amount of time between ha... G google.com/search?q=right+amount+of+ti... normal amount of texts to send... G google.com/search?q=normal+amount+of... 26 2.3K 19K del 202K
duff. @duffthebrand-17h ... I cried at a wedding where I was a plus one. Didn't even know the damn people. maff. @MathewNoKnowles. 19h the older i get the more emotional things make me GIF ALT 3.6K 72K 119 1.2M
21. @Big_tagg 18h nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other 61 6K 58K 742K
the heart @Fredward3948...-22h s ... This picture is making me emotional niamh @holdonm4gnolia.1d love takes miles...... 1.8K 24K 19 445K
Joni Crave @JoniCrave- 16h ... Dolly Parton & Joni Mitchell circa 1973 Trixie MattelTM and Kelly Mantle 4 612 10K 128K
ST MAKING SO Patrick @audiohymn 1d s ... I was playing guitar thinking my pocket is DONTFITIN really full. What's in there Che Cheeseburger M 1K 203K 58 21K
grace @gracesftdt.17h ... 65 degrees out today 4 655 12K 165K
zuckonit @hotdoggiest.1 1d S ... would anyone like to loan me two thousand dollars Sponsored SA Bench of Brown Me Horse Но $2,044.00 $4 20 1.1K 10K 120K
wuf @bong_rot.1 1d ... Google requesting my location because I searched 'carrot how cook' GIF ALT IFC 9 527 19K del 202K
erika @yeeeerika. 1d we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash 5 3.5K 27K 476K
soggy broccoli ... @soggybrocoli having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy imagine if your car got scared and ran away and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station 4:13 PM Sep 7, , 2025 312.3K Views 29 2K 36K 836
soggy broccoli @soggybroc... 14h s ... just went to someone else's circus and my fucking monkeys were there 16 2.9K 25K 225K

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