35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 27, 2025

‘Why did they call it Waymo and not Google Drive?’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Ellen DeGeneres’ former TV staffers gave her a much different nickname than “Queen of Nice.”

Comedian and ex-Ellen Show writer Greg Fitzsimmons refused to mince words about working under DeGeneres, recounting his “rough” stint on the daytime talker. “I did the first two years on that show,” he remembered. “She was the c-word.” 

The same, however, cannot be said of late Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. Former child star Jeremy Miller recently explained how Thicke helped him find work while he was on “the brink of homelessness” after losing his catering business during the 2008 economic crisis. “‘Hey, Al, I’m really struggling. Do you know anybody who might…?’ And that’s all I had to say,” Miller remembered of his TV dad, who connected him with “all his restaurateur friends” during his job search. 

If Thicke’s off-screen kindness wasn’t enough to make your day, these hilarious tweets sure will. Today’s funniest include those about “Shin Lincoln,” “Jim teacher” fits and “patient zero” of yassification.

Vivian @suchnerve 1d S ... The levels to this joke R Reductress @Reductress.1 1d Fuck! Worst Person You Know Worked on Themselves and Became Different Person Altogether: ow.ly/ 9MuZ50WKtuK 14 398 13K del 221K
Rick @RickDaSquirrel_22h ... DANIEL DAY-LEWIS SHIN LINCOLN DREAMWORKS PICTURES TWENTIETR CENTURY TITE IN RELIANCE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUT - PARTICIPANT UEBA IL KENNERY MARCHAL COMPANY PRODUCTION SPELDERS III JANE INCIN SAUDI DAVID STRATHARM МЕТЕРА LOURSEN LEVIST JAMES SPRIED S BAN 1 JINES ENTRALEMAN SOMMER KOREA MACCISK KONSTER JON WILLIAMS JUASTIN ANDA KAHN III you JANE KAMANSK BANEL LUPY the KENNERY the GNP Godzilla Novelization... 8/19/25 This will never not be funny. SHI GOOZ DLN 105 2.3K 32K 924K
autist @litteralyme0_. 18h ... When I realize we are 4 underwear changes away from 2026 litteralume0 109 1K 35K del 514K
august Of @quilledword 21h i love catching typos in published books. like damn you should've hired me but you didn't and now look at where you are 28 3K 29K 226K
S Cow @DewEnjoyer 16h ... Absolutely incredible thumbnail I've just encountered 1:19:31 The Zootopia Ab*rtion Comic: An Analysis Dolly Zombie 66K views - 5 days ago 121 2.3K 609K 37K
saeb @killselot2.7h G ... Spotify Blend Spotify situationship Bl © rebirth Spoti1, Blend Pop Base @PopBase.8h Spotify is introducing DMs. Later this week, users 1... 27 1.4K 12K 238K
nancy reagan sexbot @luffy... 4h s ... i'm sorry is this that scene from no country for old men onionweigher @o... 15h at least we can all agree, this is the worst style of art ever made Daniel Pewewardy 2g Customer service interactions don't always have to be transactional, when possible, ask questions, strike up a conversation! You never know, you might make a new friend! 678 11K 176K 55
tesla @bodegaoflove. 4h ... one hour until i meet this diva. tesla @bodegaoflove e . 6/6/25 genuinely so excited to meet this professor next semester QUALITY DIFFICULTY 2.0 3.0 She is passionate about film. However, she is evil. Helpful 1 1 540 30K 21 485K
fun andrew guy @funandre... . 23h s ... Robert Caro getting to Lyndon Johnson's birth on page 70 in the book he wrote about Lyndon Johnson moon @moondiariess 3d slow burn so intense im on the 11th chapter and the characters haven't even met yet GIF 65 822 18K 964K
H @HairCrush2.1d Love bombing don't work on me. I love u too bitch. Now what??? 105 4.9K 16K 486K
doctor worm @awaitingtrial.9 9h Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again and he said I'm working dude 29 632 21K 225K
woot000 @w00t000.1d S ... me when I have to 200% tariffs or something because I'm no magnets TKL The Kobeissi Letter @Ko... . 1d BREAKING: President Trump threatens to impose 200% tariffs or something on China if they do not provide the US with magnets. 40 5.2K 77K 1.6M
isha @scriptedcore.8h ... Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 30 1.6K 18K del 255K
jake (just a normal single g... 14h s ... ooz D BIT cm Please drunk Spotify dm me tonight 13 4.4K 19K 244K
Ben Stevens @BenScott... 11h s ... That looks romantic. But this will never be topped. Culver's BUTTERBURGERS & FROZEN CUSTARD APPEL WILL YOU MARRY MEXIC LOVE RJ watchfire NFL NFL @NFL.11h Congratulations to Travis and Taylor (via @tkelce, @taylors... 126 660 19K del 2.1M
tweet man @y33zuswalks-16h G ... New app to get left on read on Pop Base @PopBase.17h Spotify is introducing DMs. Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app. 941 9:41 what playir were dym shison Friendsone Song EDEN HAL Friendsone Song EDENXA Amazing tyy! Write a messag Come Back EN Galler IID Your Ubery 21 1.1K 10K 183K
idea -*- #ThankYouDevon 15h ... PATIENT 0 WAS NATHAN FIELDER??? Know Your Meme Know Your Meme @kno... 16h 5 years ago today, we saw the first yassification of something on the internet. 27 2.3K 56K 1M
Dustin Grage @GrageDus... 11h s ... Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups. 431 881 10K 154K
i like food @messedupfo... 19h s ... STOMACH SLEEPERS SIDE SLEEPERS ME WHO ROTATES IN MY SLEEP LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 17 1.3K 17K del 201K
KOZIE @WeirdALFan2004-16h ... What I would wear as Jim teacher different teachers Tok 5,194 5,19 75 2.5K 41K del 555K
12h Images That Make You F... G ... cosie @cosieapplestar i woke up and there was a 5 in my hair? BO Orthodox Hank Hill @OrthodoxHank If there's a 4 in your hair tomorrow then you should be concerned. 25 808 24K 169K
Brandon @Thuislander. 1d ... I meet a girl We go out I ghost her Her dad doesn't own a $20 million HVAC business that he'd entrust to his ambitious future son-in-law 26 1.1K 33K del 710K
doctor dipshit @SubparTher... .1d s ... ugh @ughfinewhatever nothing a little eating box can't fix 10:41PM 8/25/25 99 Views ugh @ughfinewhatever-1d nothing a little eating an entire box of kraft dinner can't fix 13 1.5K 21K 435K
Parody CEO @parody_ceo.22h s ... Remote workers will never know the thrill of making this walk at 7:55am just before a huge All Hands meeting I feel bad for them 80 332 12K 291K
The Mudman ! @wetthe... 1d s ... Ladies, ladies, please! ChloeRare Fairbloom... 3d x Is it ok if I message you, The? Ivy Goldbreeze @Kri... 5d x Can I ask you something, The? ChloeRare Moonkiss 5d x Can I send you a DM The? Lola Starwhisper ...10 Aug x I'm 45yo, am | too old to get your attention, The? 1.9K 126 56K 717K
severian @sixscosepoise 1d Attention cheese, this is your captain squeaking 30 1.8K 17K 244K
tweet davidson @andyk... 20h s ... why did they call it waymo and not google drive 246 691 15K 509K
Veronica @friedurethra.1 1d G ... giant cigarette... I want you.. 7 473 8K 78K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 15h s ... MOTT'S 100% Juice APPLE 8OZ i i like apple i like apple products products GENiWDO 13 568 10K 125K
Scary Chris @ScaredChris . 23h s ... when you finish a really good movie that also had a respectful audience LODIE FRIE BRUN MARION LIGA WILHOFF Pear Production Facilities previded BY Twenneth Century for studios CRAIG HEATH BLAKE CORNETT TOM LALLEY is recording Engineer ADM Missi THOMAS OCONNELL ADR Recording RICK CANELLI LA Recording Engineers CARLOS SOTOLONGO LABRY WINER HIM/NY Recording Engineers BOY LATHAM CHAIX ROUE ROFF Color times JERRY CLABORN Digital TIMOTHY PEELER Cutter MO HE NBY fail Titles ARIANOV CHANDRA 54 2.5K 24K 387K
there is no meme @antimeem 16h s ... Air: vibrates in a pattern Humans: Well, that's music to my ears. 6 334 9.3K 57K
s Big Bev @BevTheYapper - 17h ... Unfortunately the girlies may be right about working out in the early morning to start your day GIF 192 4.9K 60K del 1.3M
Crankin 0 ... @CRankinit69 my sister's boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb 8:49 AM Aug 26, 2025 5.1.2M Views 112 2.3K 79K 1.9K
autist @litteralyme0_ - 16h G ... When you are talking to someone your age but you realize reality hasn't hit them yet 0:05 lyme0 72 4.4K 39K dil 619K
no context memes @w... 8h G ... Accidentally recorded my squat PR W the wolf filter 2P di AIN 2 a 28 287 161K 11K

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