29 Blood-Thirsty Facts That Are Salivating Over Your Succulent Brain

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29 Blood-Thirsty Facts That Are Salivating Over Your Succulent Brain
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Bet you’re feeling a little like Little Red Riding Hood right now, aren’t you? Well, in the exact moment she realizes that she’s talking to a wolf in her grandmother’s clothing. 

You thought you were coming here for a harmless rendezvous with some grandmotherly facts, but some savage ones took their place. And boy do they look hungry.

Quantum Computing

CRACKED.COM Quantum computers are close to being a reality. QUANT Traditional computers work on one calculation at a time, but because of an amazing ability to work in more than one state at once, quantum computers will be capable of working on MILLIONS of calculations simultaneously. It is thought that quantum computing will help solve the most difficult scientific problems, and explore mysteries of the universe.

Mikey Welsh

Two weeks before his death in a Chicago hotel, former Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh predicted a twitter post. his own demise via @MikeyWelsh71 Mikey Welsh dreamt i died in chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). need to write my will today. 26 Sep via web @MikeyWelsh71 Mikey Welsh @JVittitow correction-the GRAGKED.COM weekend after next

The City Council Clown

CRACKED AN AUSTIN RESIDENT SHOWED UP TO A CITY COUNCIL MEETING DRESSED AS A CLOWN. Не had a wig, face paint, a red nose, and a polka dot tie. Не said his priorities align so much with the city and asked for a salary of $350-500K a year to cover his lifestyle, cocaine habit, and wife's cancer.

The Exorcist

Pop culture inspirations The Exorcist René Magritte's series THE EMPIRE OF LIGHTS explores mind-bending oxymorons, and William Friedkin recreated this work for the movie, capturing the disharmonious spiritual aura that surrounds the home. CRACKED

The Cornfield Bomber

The Cornfield Bomber F-106 DELTA DART U.S.AIR FORCE GRAGKED.COM In 1970, pilot Gary Foust ejected after his jet entered a flat spin at 15,000 feet. The jet, on its own, recovered, landed smoothly in a field, then returned to service.

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Military Veterans

CRACKED for U.S. We are E FIL VETERA BOYCOTTI THE U.S. SCREWED OVER WWII FILIPINO VETS In 1946, President Truman signed a law that took away the benefits that had been promised to Filipino veterans who had fought in World War II. Talk about a rug pull.

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Childrens Hospital

If you've ever been to any children's hospital, you know it's the least funny place anywhere. That reasoning is how Rob Corddry created the concept of Childrens Hospital by making a comedy mocking Grey's Anatomy and other steamy shows within an incredibly inappropriate setting. CRACKED.COM

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World War II

There was one man that served in both the US and Soviet armies during World War 2. Joseph Beyrle took part in the D-Day landings, was cap- tured, escaped, and joined a Soviet tank battalion soon after. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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Ellen Pompeo

AND THE EMMY DOESN'T GO TO: ELLEN POMPEO Grey's Anatomy racked up 38 Emmy nominations in its 15+ year on the air. Multiple actors from the show got Em

John Cena

CRROR In late 2007, John Cena tore his pectoral and was supposed to be out six months to a year. He returned three months later, winning the 2008 Roya

Weed

BARELY ANYONE SMOKED POT IN THE 1960s. Ah, the '60s. Flower power, peace and love, everyone was high... Except that by 1969, only 4o/ of Americans had

Super 8

The protagonists in Super 8 are inspired by J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves. They, too, made a movie in their early teens, which is how they got their sta

Afghan Girl

CRACKEDcO In Steve McCurry's most iconic photograph Afghan Girlhe shows his technical style by using low light and shadows to get the purest colors,

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