35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, August 19, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, August 19, 2025

For Jessica Williams, starring on Saturday Night Live was far from a dream come true. 

The comedian recently revealed why she chose The Daily Show over SNL, telling Conan O’Brien that she preferred Jon Stewart’s kind approach over the sketch series’ famously cutthroat environment. “The Daily Show was a great fit because I’m really gentle and, like, very sensitive and I needed someone to be really nice to me,” the Shrinking star explained. “I do a lot better when people are nicer to me, I don’t thrive when someone’s withholding.”

Meanwhile, King of the Hill appears to be a great fit for Hulu. The sitcom reportedly raked in roughly $100 million for the streamer since the first quarter of 2020, earning about as much as American Dad, and slightly less than Futurama, which brought in approximately $120 million. 

These hilarious tweets, however, are priceless. Today’s funniest include those about the wrath of angry nuns, $400 tummy aches and Midwestern millionaires.

zoë rose bryant @zoeros... 15h ... i'm the first in my bloodline to see this combination of words DF DiscussingFilm @Discu... .15h Leatherface Labubu at Midsummer Scream in Long Beach 9 614 10K 184K
19h Images That Make You F... ... Are you trans/lgbtq+? Yes No Maybe I prefer not to say Canadian applicant 11K 33 481 129K
jay @kendallhosseini - 1 14h S ... Before I announce the winner for Best Actor in a Leading Role make sure you SMASH that like and subscribe button and leave a comment telling me who YOU want to win Best Picture DiscussingFilm @Discu... .14h DF YouTube has asked about buying the rights to The Oscars. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/ newslette...) 2 695 12K 175K
Insane Content @onlinei... ...21h s ... Late to Class me 12:48 PM ... P to Hello Professor I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I
Chief !! (Dinosaurs... 19h S ... WHO WANTS TO sleep WHO WANTS Togo to sleep 84K 46 8.7K 935K
yolanda fister @yolandafist... .13h s ... that nun is in heaven praying the rosary backwards at 2x speed Buzzing Pop @BuzzingP... 16h Katy Perry gets an electric shock during 'The Lifetimes Tour' show. 10 451 10K 349K
Matt @IrregularMatt-17h that's a terrible name for a baby Pitchfork @pitchfork. 17h Dijon's Baby is named Best New Music pitchfork.com/reviews/albums... 9 477 8.8K del 276K
Mr Sandwich @Mohamme0... . 17h s ... How is this not considered a sitcom out of context house... 6/17/25 We've got rectal bleeding. telyhouse What, all of you? 67 3K 94K 1.2M
@hoodheresies... 1d s ... ja-hamon r/army Joi u/EveryGuess5579 30m Hi I am private parts and I'm reporting for doody 1 Removed by r/army mods 33 4K 69K del 1.2M
tia @coscrumb - 3 3h ... 147 9.3K 55K del 889K
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_... 1d s ... 422 3.6K 115K del 2.1M
Slick @NickStillHere 1d ... 130k in the Midwest you basically a billionaire Imaoooo cold @coldhealing 1d When I was making $130k/yr living alone in the midwest it was so much money that it made feel like I was insane 53 3K 66K del 2.6M
no context memes @....22h ... My brother broke my PS5 and gives me this as an apology Basalt colum 273 the 2.1M 2.5K 104K
... isaac @ik2onmovies 19h nw LAKE THEATER CAFE HIGHEST 2 LOWEST WILL BE ON APPLE TV IN A FEW WEEKS, BUT THAT'S DUMB, IT'S A MOVIE. AND WE'RE A MOVIE THEATER :) 106 SNE BATTLE ANSTRU 255K 10K 656 20
- voic... ...13h s ... white boy... come back... Why Do you grow distant White Boy 27 1.9K 17K 219K
Zagreus Perry @high... 22h S ... Not Justin Trudeau making her remote butt plug vibrate Buzzing Pop @BuzzingP... 23h Katy Perry gets an electric shock during 'The Lifetimes Tour' show. 24 560 17K 604K
MATT @plasticmattyy· 16h ... jamie lee curtis promoting freakier friday 7 640 14K 193K
@weluvsnipe.1 1d peeing after esex so you don't get a HDMI 76 3.3K 31K 520K
10 jewel O @apollodotorg.6h s ... i think ive been baptized like 5 times bc whenever i needed a dopamine boost id sign up for baptism and get a free doughnut and attention DV STUDIOS GodlyVibez Studios @GV....1 1d Young people are coming to Christ in Record numbers in this generation cc 28 19 your 382 68K 3K 2M
eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT-1 12h s ... What on earth does my father need of me 12:49 5GUC 78 16 D Dad 2.0 > R u familiar on how to play pokemon.o magic u know those card games a little Read 12:49 PM Ok..Just be good ok..be safe..i need you 64K 113 2.5K 922K
swag 900 @swag9000000.1d s ... this lowkey being the best part of a trip Good 21 31 1K 16K del 221K
kyle @knicks_tape99-1 19h Tennis so funny. 2 best players in the world playing in Cincinnati at 3 PM on a Monday 34 564 21K 878K
G Scary Chris @ScaredChris 5h ... Why aren't people going to the movie theater as much anymore? Movie theaters: 121 1K 14K del 308K
G @mysealtoya 14h ... xkitnzz @xkitnzz 53s Replying to @mysealtoya good girl 2 1 1 xkitnzz_ @xkitnzz . 26s wait ur genderfluid good labubu 3 1 21212 Show replies 110 6.4K 41K del 444K
G ... Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer .22h Uh oh, looks like someone doesn't like holy water 4 67 2.4K 33K 419K
@northstardoll. 21h G ... The one that got away liked your story. 100 12K 105K del 2M
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 19h G ... I don't like substitution... x+2 4y=-6 day 1 of terrorizing my math teacher 17 955 22K del 224K
@ManMilk2.20h G ... Images That Make You Feel Pain Beef Park I farted in Walmart an this lady walked pass and said damn they meat Beef going bad 8 332 12K 137K
Slime. @brendanimal - 15h O ... THE ONLY LAW I RESPECT IS finders keepers 4 843 11K 135K
$. @fraenkocean 23h blackout curtains dangerous af bc it's 1PM outside and 1AM in here. 61 4.1K 22K del 476K
Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats . 23h G ... awsomecutecats Follow At the vet's office catastrophe-noir Follow tl someone copy pasted he 9 1.2K del 223K 30K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 11h G ... The face of a man with a $400 tummy ache. Crazy Live Here 5 661 13K 120K
O cats with threatening auras @catshealdeprsn 2 22h ... My wife and my cat 23 1.3K 29K 355K
autist G @litteralyme0_ .23h ... society if the weekend was one day longer TOTEL 0:29 177 8.9K 130K del 2.5M
scoundrel extraordinare @telegraphclvb . 22h G ... this woman would not order that cole @juu__uuvivor.Aug 17 Ordered a rosemary croissant and a blackberry latte from this coffee shop TheHornyNun 48 275 34K del 900K

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