30 Cheesy Math Jokes That’ll Make You Miss That One Teacher

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30 Cheesy Math Jokes That’ll Make You Miss That One Teacher
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Most people say math isn’t funny. To be fair, they’re almost always completely correct. The only people who really find numbers funny are toddlers and robots. However, that doesn’t mean some quiet-snort-worthy math jokes haven’t found a niche for themselves, usually in the pocket of your favorite nerdy high school teacher. 

Here are a couple to throw you back to the one class you felt bad about cutting…

CRACKED 15 = 48 I never bothered learning about circles. After all, they're pointless.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why doesn't four get invited to parties? He's two square.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Which knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
CRACKED 15 = 48 If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra, I'd have n dollars.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Be careful starting a conversation with pi. It just goes on, and on, and on...
CRACKED 15 = 48 f(x) walks into a bar. Bartender says, Sorry, we don't allow functions here.
CRACKED 15 = 48 90 degrees is pretty hot for most people. But for mathematicians, it's just right.
CRACKED 15 = 48 What do you call a number on a trip? A roamin' numeral.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why are cowboys bad at math? They won't stop rounding things up.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and try to figure out y.
CRACKED 15 = 48 What do baby mathematicians drink? Formula.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why shouldn't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4 plus 4 you get ate.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Old math teachers never die. They just lose some of their functions.
CRACKED 15 = 48 The fraction and decimal had to call off their marriage. Не refused to convert.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Atheist mathematicians refuse to use exponents. They don't believe in higher powers.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why was mathematician's oven covered in cake batter? Because the recipe said, put in oven at 180 degrees.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why did 1/5 get a massage? It was two tenths.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Which snakes are the best at math? Adders.
CRACKED 15 = 48 I'll do most forms of mathematics, But graphing's where I draw the line.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Have you heard the one about the statistician? Probably.
CRACKED 15 = 48 What do you get when you cross a dog with an abacus? A friend you can count on.
CRACKED 15 = 48 What kind of snake never ends? A Pi-thon.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Some people like decimals. Me, I'm partial to fractions.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Three statisticians go hunting. The first misses high. The second misses low. The third says, We got him!
CRACKED 15 = 48 What did the mathematician say when his parrot escaped? Polygon.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
CRACKED 15 = 48 You know what's odd? Every other number.
CRACKED 15 = 48 What do you call a British man at the beach? A tan gent.
CRACKED 15 = 48 Why is 69 scared of 70? They fought once, and 71.

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