37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 24, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 24, 2025

Though former McDonald’s higher-up Tom Ryan spearheaded several fast-food classics like the McGriddle and the ice cream enigma that is the McFlurry, Rick and Morty fans only acknowledge the saucy part of his legacy. 

During a recent conversation with Cracked, the ex-chief marketing officer talked about one of his most legendary creations, the Mulan Szechuan Sauce made famous by Rick’s undying nostalgia for it in Season Three. “I’ve done a lot of things with iconic revenue value in the marketplace, but a Rick and Morty resurrected dipping sauce tied to a Disney movie? I find it very funny that this thing has the life that it has,” he explained of the condiment’s enduring appeal. 

Meanwhile, on the golf course, Adam Sandler is reflecting on the enduring appeal of his 1996 film, Happy Gilmore. Despite its classic status and its new Netflix sequel, Sandler admitted that he wasn’t always sure the film would resonate with audiences. “We were just like, ‘Oh no, we can’t release this movie, man,’” Sandler recalled of his chat with co-writer Tim Herlihy ahead of the movie’s theatrical debut. “Caddyshack is the golf comedy, what the hell are we doing?”  

Happy Gilmore managed to wow fans and garner a whole lot of laughs, and the same can be said for today’s best tweets. The funniest posts include those about emotional support exes, the “Bay Area final boss” and the real meaning of “First Lady.”

Vic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx.4 45m ... WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE GRIM REAPER COMES FOR YOU BROTHER 85 3.4K 13K 393K
Samwitch @Samwitchx 12h ... okay listen zero context sam @SamwitchOOC 12h Samwitch: I did not know what pillow princess meant until recently. I thought it meant you like to sleep in. I have misused it in multitudes of situations 39 203 19K del 941K
G ... mung bean da cat @Mungbeanster. 13h first nail clipping is going how you'd expect 19 519 16K del 121K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 . 3 3h s ... WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU DAWG Pop Base @PopBase.4h Elon Musk in a new tweet: in We're bringing back Vine, but in Al form. 3 526 10K 241K
@mithkii. 12h ... Crying on my walk and a 17 year old told me im bad as hell... auntie will kill herself in front of you neph 39 1.2K 20K del 298K
Nat Purser @NatPurser 13h ... reply guy of 8 years just got married. was always a real pro, no dms or crazy stuff, just a beautiful here or there. happy for him on this next phase of the journey. 34 270 13K del 205K
s ... yasna @generalfeihong Jul 23 SANA 12 marie babie 0x0 @baiserdemiel . Jul 22 sometimes i get sad that my last name wont be my last name anymore 32 5.4K 125K 1.8M
christian bbl @sicksadchris 20h s ... yall are eating dolphin forehead Jack @jackfromohio Jul 22 120 piece McNugget for $5 Your order 1 20 pc. Chicken McNuggets® Pay Paid $5.44 with Visa Apple Pay Order Details 560 7.4K 144K del 6.4M
Matt Kramer @kramerposts . 1 11h ... me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter KANYE WEST Follow @kanyewest I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed 7:01 AM - 25 Apr 2018 48,803 Retweets 220,919 Likes 4.1K 49K 221K 5 159 2.4K del 59K
LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c• 5h G ... L.D. Salmanson in 2nd + Follow Maverick Herder 3h Edited A Ozzy Osborne passed away. Here are 5 things Ozzy taught me about startups and life: ...more 71 1.4K 21K 960K ايال
poppa @popitforpoppa 16h ... girls be like sorry that's my emotional support ex boyfriend 175 3.1K 30K del 990K
Cinnamonster is taking bad selfies... @cinn... 20h ... SHE SAID YES!!! (I asked her if I was bothering her) 147 13K 83K del 2M
cocks rifle @ilovetopiss 18h ... - ALL OVER THE ICE Omg Yeah I toldly get that 128 2.1K 52K del 846K
Hokkaido Dreamin' ... @dadsweb67 The hotel buffet has breakfast wine. Just when I was wondering what depraved person drinks sparkling wine at breakfast my wife came back with a glass... 5:57 PM . Jul 23, 2025 . 1.5M Views 326 2.1K 51K 1.2K
Ivanâ Svukal-öt G @tomcruiseclit 12h ... porn used to have ppl that looked like this Robbie Goodwin @robbiegoodwin - 17h Average Williamsburg couple VT 84 571 35K del 2M
james @jms_tny 18h ... girl so help me god if you don't put your fucking records on 25 3.5K 23K 465K
slommy @sammichluvrrr. 22h O ... hush... it's okay... daddy's got you... Marlburn - slommy @sammichluvrrr. 23h LOST MY ENTIRE PACK OF CIGS WHILE I WAS WALKING MY DOG 67 7K 126K 1.6M
erika @yeeeerika 11h ... seeing someone's handwriting for the first time is so intimate, like omg why is it so bad 125 5.5K 53K 820K
Вес Shaw @Brocklesnitch . 9h my gf can speak french and my new bit is i keep saying 'Je m'appelle' in different tones and to mean anything. she'll be like 'do you want a coffee' and i say 'Je m'appelle :)' so far she hasnt really called it out, probably hoping i stop. Je m'appelle unfortunately for her 77 1.2K 47K 598K
МЕССА @iH8Meccavellii - 2 21h ... Before I dive into really becoming hunter biden hive has he done anything problematic (crack aside) 202 1.8K 54K 2.1M
marq @sugarsmorecake - 21h s ... bay area final boss 219 3.5K 55K del 1.7M
mor @moristiko . 18h s ... DPS What does my dad hope to achieve with this 511 3.7K 114K del 2.8M
Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous t th s ... Awful. I want the computer 14 107 3.3K 46K
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz 19h s ... Just getting ads for a guy now PHENOM 300E KT EMBRARD patagoni Learn more 80 488 19K del 371K
@owenbroadcast • 12h s ... owen cyclops I CONTRACTED LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE BY DRINKING THE CONDENSATION FROM MY A/C UNIT AND ALL I GOT WAS A $10,000 HOSPITAL BILL cynomel muncher @cynomel 23h the water dripping from my air conditioning intake has a very unique flavor and is likely high in several key minerals 52 687 13K del 310K
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 16h G ... This is what they took from us @FuckedUpYogis - Jul 22 Kanye East 95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, This is what they took from us  x.com/lindytasteful/... , 33 216 7K 143K
@alfkkifine 23h ... the real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you 63 736 4.7K 230K
S ... Roblox Daily Memes @RobloxDailyx - 13h THEME WAS FIRST LADY AND THIS GIRL DRESSED UP AS EVE Ineme: First Lady You have 1s to vote! 38 1K 27K del 344K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - 12h s ... super busy tomorrow 9 AM I Wake up Crank Hog 10 AM 9:30AM-12:30PM 11 AM Noon Lunch 1 PM Fortnite 1-6PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM 6 PM DoorDash $200 worth of Wingstop 6-7PM 7 PM Crank Hog 61 1.2K 19K del 1.1M
s latke @latkedelrey 18h ... i can't believe the license plate just saw KV OKDIVA 35 1.3K 35K 419K
Respectful Memes s ... @RespectfulMemes . 1 13h How I feel when somebody asks if I speak Spanish and I reply with poquito 15 794 10K del 412K
The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june . 19h ... Literally nobody: Pedro Pascal when he starts to feel anxious: B 2.3K 18K 441K du 42M
s ... @vamptact. 18h when you getting married but the gc arguing 37 4.7K 63K del 1.4M
Minnie @saintdutchess.20h s ... Rue it's time to put the drugs down- Hans and Labrinth in the background PENTES Film Updates @FiLmUpdates.20h Hans Zimmer is set to compose the score for 'EUPHORIA' Season 3 alongside Labrinth. His previous works include Dune, ... 37 4.9K 55K 1.2M
@thrluv.19h soup i i am not matching ur freak, i am surpassing it. this is a competition. 15 581 2.6K 92K
mau @rllydu . 23h ... this shit is assss this shit is Gassss see how fucking with a G can change your whole perspective? 48 2.9K 38K 862K
@ppyowna.21h ... HEARTBREAKING: poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy 34 7.7K 57K 1.3M

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