46 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 11, 2025

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46 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 11, 2025

Art often asks us to ignore the confines of reality, but not everyone appreciates that. On the heels of a Night at the Museum reboot announcement, we’re reminded of the time the British Museum certainly didn’t, and took a break from hoarding stolen artifacts to address the first film’s implications. 

When the museum’s curators were treated to an advanced screening of the film in 2014, they were “aghast” at the onslaught of egregious historical inaccuracies, and issued a statement accordingly. Yes, the entire plot is about exhibits coming to life after closing hours, but claiming that Pompeii erupted with lava is apparently a bridge too far. As a refresher, the lava scene also involves figurines of Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan being saved by a life-sized monkey that pees everywhere, but I guess that part was fine.

In another debate of accuracy, a Redditor has pieced together a Flintstones and Jetsons theory that will send a shiver up your spine. In their explanation, they posit that the two shows don’t take place in different time periods at all. Instead, they exist simultaneously, as a response to a global extinction event where rich people took to the skies while the poor were left on Earth to drive barefoot and domesticate dinosaurs for household tasks. You may be inclined to poke holes in this theory and argue against it, but just a reminder: We’re talking about cartoons, here.

Thankfully, our current reality is pretty funny, and we have the tweets to prove it. Today’s funniest posts include those about an ominous emoji, a cultural dish and a terrifying horror movie idea. 

Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_2077.2h G ... and WORK 109 2.1K 23K del 1.2M
Aylaa @Aylaastar Jul 10 ... At least this generation is wasting time on the internet rather than giving birth to 8 kids just because they were bored. 277 7.9K 67K 764K
Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet 4h S ... Interesting. Have you tried pushing stuff off the edge of tables. That always calms me down 13 473 5.8K 170K
177 BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__ 10h ... Training Day was the first time I felt bad for a white person 158 1.3K 11K del 606K
Sumito @sumitomedia 15h ... you're scaring the hoes well maybe the hoes need to toughen the fuck up have you considered that 30 1.6K 14K del 293K
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 12h G ... toilet engaged Congrats to toilet 58 3.1K 51K 874K
no context memes @weirddalle 13h ... I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Everyday I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. 21 1.8K 14K 528K
Joe @JoePostingg Jul 10 ... Windows 11 has a hardcoded hotkey for Linkedln (Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Windows+L). It can't be disabled, even using the registry. It's treated with the same level of sacrosanctity as Crtl+Alt+Delete. 271 1.6K 36K 1.6M
via @atrophicbtrfly 13h ... okay so my budget for july is $10 does anyone know how to make that work 30 2.2K 16K del 277K
@offprozac Jul 10 S ... what happened? i fell for rage bait 54 4.1K 38K del 1M
eek !!! TEAM AIR @pityclams . Jul 10 ... my high school put a literal speed limit sign in the hallway because i used to go too fast down the ramp in my wheelchair and they were too scared to directly tell me to stop د٤ sonata 63 @sonaturn . Jul 9 whats ur schools most unnecessary rule... mine is that we arent allowed to wear jackets in any other color than navy blue 50 1.6K 61K del 711K
uh-moy @dykesukker 16h ... druski kinda look like a labubu 669 8.9K 81K 2.6M
soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli 16h ... tonight for my husband (mid west white) i have prepared him a dish from his culture (casserole with tater tots in it) 21 280 8.8K 184K
Mr к @krezae 14h ... If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights. 413 7.1K 67K 2.5M
Daddius ONYX @conspiracylife . 19h ... DAMI JADO 25 to 35 is gonna give you whiplash @ @ayaonx.20h NOBODY WARNS YOU HOW QUICKLY YOU GO FROM 18 TO 25 246 5.4K 43K 1.4M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.22h S ... how i wake up in the morning to see that one of my plushies fell off the bed 39 5K 34K del 1M
taoki @justalexoki 23h ... going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane 296 1.7K 76K 2.8M
Aylaa @Aylaastar . Jul 10 ... saying shut up before skipping the youtube ad is very necessary 326 16K 158K del 2.2M
@imagesaicouldnt - 1 17h O ... Images AI Could Never Recreate Sabre @bottleneckloser-2 2d S ... Mommy wants the new Dune game please Pre-Purchase Dune: Awakening Add to Cart $49.99 ADVANCED ACCESS On Now! Buy Dune: Awakening Deluxe Edition Purchase this edition and play the game now, ahead of full release. Learn more about Advanced Access. Add to Cart $69.99 ADVANCED ACCESS On Now! Buy Dune: Awakening Ultimate Edition Purchase this edition and play the game now, ahead of full release. Learn more about Advanced Access. Add to Cart 146 208 3.7K 1M big quaza Follow @deltastreamin маzа mommy should seek employment 174
Paddy @PFielding18 4h S ... Bat symbol for divorced dads Liam Gallagher Fans Club @liamgfansclub - 6h Fan account Massive Oasis drone display appears above Manchester oasis 26 1.9K 39K del 1.1M
Tuxedo @kevsack 18h G ... Bros excited to play on google docs SLK15 @SLKVinyl. Jul 9 I FINALLY ORDERED MY DREAM LAPTOP AND ITS GOING TO BE HERE ON TOMORROW Intel core M3 variant though x.com/slkvinyl/statu... Arriving Thursday 18 911 42K del 850K
s ... Trig @ c @ Anime Matsuri (working) @Trigonom3tric . 23h Their greed sickens me @SanAntonioZoo 2 23h Z San Antonio Zoo We're gonna need more quarters - - 9 661 14K 177K
scarlet @Scarletwktk 18h s ... this is what japanese people must feel like when we bring up obscure anime Ado @ado1024imokenp 19h #AdoHibana Hello. Today is the start of our North American tour. Today I am in Seattle. I love iCarly so am very happy. a.8 D CS да ГАО D Coffee - 27 2.3K 40K 695K
s ... monica @waystarroyhoe 15h maya rudolph in bridesmaids POP Pop Crave CRAVE @PopCrave Jul 10 Sarah Jessica Parker stuns in traffic. AUD 3 675 11K 23 352K
sloshua COMMS OPEN! @sloshua_ 10h O ... what are my friends trying to tell me What 1 1 1:31 am Why did you guys react with the Silent Juggler 3 542 7.3K 60K
John Attridge @John_Attridge 12h ... Nice try bro but I said famously. That means I don't have to cite any sources 25 833 18K 338K
S ... Internet Slop @GimmickSlop . 19h 1:29 PM Replied to your story KELLE 87 : I i wanna get you pregnant but since it's a burden to the female body I'll carry the babies for you like a loyal seahorse Message... 135 6.4K 100K del 1.2M
Gabe @melchizedek420.17h O ... Not even remotely my problem All day Astronomy @forallcurious . Jul 9 BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say 26 2.7K 46K del 1.4M
s ... Papii @Papiwesleyy 1 15h Is this thing on? CATFISH-POLICE (IGP) @CatfishPolicee Jul 10 new haircut, hide your babes. 41 2.6K 65K del 1.3M
B. @buhlesrevenge 21h ... the easiest way to hide information from me is to put it in a WhatsApp group chat 23 3.4K 18K 466K
girl . @girl_cuboid 13h S ... how some of u sound r/kitchencels u/AnotherWolfwood 11h Decided to get into meal prepping and just made 7 days worth of the most absolute dogshit pasta I've ever tasted. Now I have to come home from my horrible minimum wage job everyday and sit down and forcefeed myself this slop like a good little slave. I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl. 63 2.4K 47K 968K
Cedar You @our_decay 13h ... Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot or is it that you just get more masochistic 1.3K 4.5K 134K dJ 6.6M
halica @DISSOLVED_GIRL . 12h G ... thank god for this theme Im gonna touch u You changed the theme to Benson Boone. Change Theme *Benson boone steps in to stop you from touching me Bendon boone: Hey. Not cool man. 35 2.2K 32K 354K
S oscar @osc__ar 14h ... Took a personal day yesterday so this morning my boss asked if everything was okay and I started crying II GIF 11 315 18K del 175K
amimi @ahhhmeee 19h s ... guessing your age by a single question how old are you ? genoisgg caddie H @cdlnxxuy Jul 10 you can always tell how old someone is by their age 10 4.9K 45K 796K
o 8 to @ollieternity 17h Puppy Gutz ... + Can someone make a horror movie about how quickly people can get sucked into making a food service job their whole life and they end up only being friends, dating, and hanging out at their place of work 60 652 13K del 217K
Miranda Parkin @mparkinb 15h ... so sad Elvis died before he could see the lego movie he woulda been like mama those blocks are movin and shakin 35 3.5K 48K 788K
Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome - 13h S ... You can't have your cake and eat it Article Talk XA V In other languages Bulgarian A more vulgar version is: Не може хем душата в рая, хем кура в гъза. - You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven.  152 3.1K . 1.9M 50K
M1das @M1das_OW2.13h ... I hate Labubus now replace labubus with people of color. not so funny, is it? c ! @nwblnk . 2 20h hating on labubus is USUALLY a dog whistle that u lowkey have conservative values / revere heteronormativity 64 2.5K 57K dal 1M
Hot Takes in Your Area @seaweedanxiety 12h S ... there are entire universes you will never know of r/VacuumCleaners Join 64 online Feed options Letusphoto 17d ... all of my current vacuums!! Vacuum Collecting ORECK Henry James 96 211 173 1.7K 37K 638K
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_. .11h ... when I was in university I drove an old orange stick shift and I was broke as hell so I never paid for parking but magically never got parking tickets and then I met a guy who worked for the school doing parking enforcement and he told me he never ticketed the shitty cars 64 1.1K 75K del 606K
Tyler @guy_t_ler.20h S ... This is how they garnished my buddy's drink last night FBR LS OF WAIKIKI WEDDIN 44 1K 33K 408K
tallulah @lilcutieorange 13h S ... from the modern indigenous culture section of the wyoming state museum 75 2.6K 43K 449K
paige @BonerWizard - 13h ... Toddler's new bit is to play doctor and always say can't fix that no matter my ailment 65 1.1K 39K 377K
s ... @jerkingaton Jul 10 Me when my uncle who's in a cult and hates gay people tells me his favorite artist is Freddie Mercury x.com/qingcyno/statu... II GIF
@SUEtheTrex Jul 10 SUE the т. rex ... I know they healed their generational trauma because it's 65 million years later and they barely flinched. Massimo @Rainmaker1973 . Jul 10 A group of ducks witnessed the meteor that fell in Portugal 76 12K 176K del 2.2M

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