30 Wild Times People Talked Trash and Couldn’t Back It Up

‘Easiest $20 she ever made’
30 Wild Times People Talked Trash and Couldn’t Back It Up

There’s nothing quite like talking trash you know you’ll never have to back up. You can just sit at a bar, three beers deep, absolutely bodying the target of your ire, and know that neither you or the rest of your friend group expect any action out of it. You get to fire off a badmouthing barrage, and feel about twice as big as you are in reality.

You just have to hope there’s no snitch in your group, or anyone with particularly good hearing that would take offense. In that case, what was supposed to be a harmless little self ego-boost suddenly becomes an honest-to-god confrontation. Something which, let’s be honest, very few modern humans are actually prepared for. 

Here’s a collection of poor saps who had the misfortune of actually having to knuck after bucking, with disastrous results…

langunn15 1mo ago Watched some college bro douchbags continually make fun of a rugby team out on a fancy dress/costume bar crawl. The rugby players were all dressed as super heroes, wearing spandex outfits. The head douchenozzle kept chirping a massive dude wearing a Robin costume. Rugby guys ignored the douchebags for a while until head douche intentionally walked up and knocked Robin's pint out of his hand. Robin proceeded to beat the piss out of three guys including head douche all the while wearing green spandex pants. It was poetic to watch.
StillN0tATony 1mo ago When I was a kid, there was this huge, terrifying German Shepherd named Max who lived next door. Не was constantly getting out of his yard and chasing everything. Не was mean, and all us us kids just knew that as soon as the cry MAX IS OUT!!! went up, our only hope was to run home, fast as we could. One day, Max got our, and I saw him chasing a neighborhood cat. Max was hot on his tail and managed to knock it off its feet. It landed on its back, and Max went for
Arg3nt 1mo ago A couple buddies and I finished work at 1 am, and went to grab a bite at Waffle House. The guy manning the grill that night was a Polynesian gentleman named Isaac who was about 5'4 in terms of both height and width. Dude was built like a fire hydrant. A drunk couple came in acting all sloppy, talking shit, making a scene, and got booted right as Isaac went to have a smoke break. The guy got in Isaac's face, spit on him, and the entire restaurant got to watch as Isaac slowly and methodically took
Jameseatscheese 1mo ago I was serving drinks at a club on a punk music night. The band that night was particularly wild, and the normal working class group of regulars were being hassled by a group of skinheads that were only there to fight. A large, Native American guy was sick of the shit the skins were throwing down and asked them to knock it off. One of them -- wearing a bowler hat and dressed in white like the guys in Clockwork Orange - - got in his face and started trying to make the native kid flinch. After a biy of taunting, the
mustluvkitties 1mo ago Waiting in line to pay cover at a bar and the exit doors were right beside us. Big double steel doors with a solid metal jamb divider in between them. A guy was being escorted out by 2 bouncers. Не was screaming that once they got him outside, they better run because he was gonna kick both their asses at once. Не slammed a hand into each door to throw them open, smashing his face off the metal divider, knocking himself out cold. One of the greatest things I ever saw.
cassienebula 1mo ago first time i saw it was in middle school. my friend was a small, quiet, and gentle girl who loved anime, and spent time with me drawing. well one day the class bully, who was easily twice her size (and probably 3x her weight) started messing with her. pushed her art supplies off her desk, poking her, etc. and then he stole her artwork. she got up and bull-rushed that kid, slammed him up against the wall, and pinned him there. to this day i do not know how such a tiny person could wrangle someone much
glowingsnakeplant . 1mo ago 25 year old chef at my work was clowning on our 37 year old coworker for having a 25 year old gf, and the quiet guy immediately piped up that literally 6 months ago the chef had been pursuing one of the waitresses the second she turned 18 so maybe he might wanna shut his damn mouth about inappropriate age gaps.
krasivi_gardi 1mo ago I worked at a prison. A young punk tried to pick a fight with a mentally challenged person who worked out to ease his frustrations. The mentally challenged one fed him a steady diet of lefts and rights until he got tired of punching. Не then grabbed the instigator by the belt and the collar and threw him into a sink. The sink broke off the wall and he started beating the instigator with the sink. All said, he had a broken cheekbone, broken nose, broken orbital, a few teeth knocked out, and needed stitches in a
Imajica0921 . 1mo ago My older brother was drunk and picked a fight with what turned out to be one of British Columbia's top ten kickboxers. Even drunk, the guy knew not to go for the easy knockout. Не fucked my brother up with body blows before he got bored and laid him out. It is one of my favorite memories.
airfryerfuntime 1mo ago | was at a bar in Key West one time, and this guy was talking mad shit to another guy. I don't know what it was about, but he just wouldn't shut his mouth. Не said I'm gonna fuck you up, bro! probably a dozen times. Anyways, the other guy eventually had enough and slammed his head into the bar, almost knocking him out. The bartender looked over and asked what happaned, and he said I dunno, I think he tripped. Не then threw some cash on the bar and walked off as the dude was quietly
Possumnal 1mo ago Seen firsthand? There's a couple fights that come to mind. One was outside of an underground club, this drunk guy was getting into it with a rando in the parking lot... who was considerably bigger and more sober than drunkey. Drunk a-hole is fuming mad, spouting all manner of profanity at this dudes entire family tree, and of course challenges the guy to a fight. At which point Rando pulls out lightweight training gloves from his bag and says Trust me, you're gonna want to do this on grass.
TheSamsonFitzgerald ® 1mo ago At a bar in college on Halloween weekend, probably 2006 or 07, I saw a guy dressed up as a Spartan from the movie 300 talk shit to a bouncer. Bouncer picked him up and used his face to open the door and throw him into the alley.
cloudstrife1191 1mo ago There was a kid who lived in the room next to me college who was real tall and quiet and a bit of a gym rat. One night we just happened to be walking down the same road with separate groups and for whatever reason some frat guys started yelling at us to move along. No idea why. Just guys being jerks. My friends and I just ignored them and kept walking. They told this guy to beat it or they'd kick his ass and this dude lost it. Не ripped off his shirt and screamed YOU
 1mo ago Supervisor kept claiming credit for one of his employees ideas. One day management wants the Supervisor to explain one of these ideas, which would save the company a silly amount of money and he claimed was his own. Не asked for the employee to help him describe the formula and how to implement it and the employee said 'no, id like to see you describe this' It was brilliant. Supervisor was let go that day, sadly the employee with all the ideas never was truly compensated.
DontYuckMyYum 1mo ago not fight related. One of my younger brothers was begging my Mom for a air rifle. Mom was always against it because she didn't want him just walking around killing birds and squirrels for no reason. Brother made the mistake of swearing he was going to eat anything he killed. Mom called his bluff buy getting an air rifle and made him go get a bird or squirrel. Не hit a bird but didn't kill it, just wounded it. immediately my brother starts panicking. My brother had never turned so white in his life. Не broke down
SalsaSmuggler . 1mo ago I can take him-me seconds before getting absolutely mopped by a medium large Samoan fella
anaugle 1mo ago Edited 1mo ago The shit-talkingest bully in HS liked to bully everyone. His name is Brent, because fuck him. By the time he was a junior, he starts picking on a freshman, who is a multilevel black belt. Freshman is calm, but has had enough. The two decide on a place, day and time, and before that, Brent has to say how practicing martial arts isn't the same as fighting. I wish I saw it, but much of the school did because wanted to watch Brent lose, because fuck Brent. Very quickly, Brent is in a chokehold
WanderlustFella 1mo ago 00 There was this girl in HS that boxed, since early childhood. Her dad was a short lived pro boxer turned trainer and her uncle was a golden gloves boxer while in the Navy. This one kid who was raised to believe women were all dainty and fragile put down like $200 bucks that he'd knock her down. Не further insulted her by saying he'd only slap while she could use full punches. This was dumb hs kids so this was behind the school and it was bare-knuckle since there weren't any gloves available. It took five
In_A_Spiral 1mo ago Edited 1mo ago I wrote that check. or me and my friend did. We were camping at a lake and we were sitting on the beach watching some girls playing in the water. We didn't even approach them. A while goes by and two guys walk up to as and say that those girls say you are harassing them. Well I did Judo and was wearing a tournament tshirt and my friend was huge for his age. Almost 6' at 14. So we stood up and decided to act tough. That's when one of them flashed a
ProperMulberry4039 . 1mo ago My stepdad said the n word to a car packed full of black dudes at our apartment complex one night when they kept honking the horn at him to hurry up at the gate. Watched that man get jumped. Shit was crazy.
CaptainFartHole 1mo ago Two guys once tried to mug my friend. They were big dudes and she was just a tiny Asian woman walking by herself in a bad neighborhood at night, so they clearly thought she was an easy target. Except what they didn't realize is that she's spent the past 30 years studying various martial arts and the big long tube she was carrying was her fucking bokken, which is literally a huge wooden sword. She beat the everloving shit out of them.
Nihilistic_Navigator 1mo ago 15 yr climbing arborist and I'll still include myself in this made up statistic. Like 90% of people new to the job that eventually wanna try climbing and think it will be easy. They'll get maybe 20 ft up before realizing it ain't what they thought.
kosk11348 1mo ago Edited 1mo ago Not mine, but my Dad's story. Не said that one time in his youth, he was cutting through a park in a bad neighborhood when a local gang started chasing him. Не said a couple of the big bruisers got tired quickly and dropped out of the chase. Then the others one by one all dropped out except for one last gang member - а guy even smaller than my father. So my Dad said he turned around and punched the kid in the mouth. Не got in several more licks before the other kids
stuckit . 1mo ago Funniest one for me was a 65-70 year old guy in a wheelchair with no legs trying to fight with a group of three hospital security officers. We just held his wrists gently.
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We lived in Chicago, and he was on the El with my brother and me, my brother in a stroller. Two guys were looking for somebody to mug, and so they decided to try my dad bc...they thought he'd do what they say with two little kids? Really stupid guys. Anyways, the first guy comes up behind him and put his hand on my brother's stroller. My dad grabbed his hand, and as he later told my mom, I heard bones break. The El doors opened at their stop, and my dad picked him up by the shirt collar and
Colonial13 . 1mo ago In my early 20's I drunkenly challenged a Hooters waitress to a hula hoop competition for $20. Easiest $20 she ever made
TransportationAway59 . 1mo ago Drake telling Kendrick to talk about him liking young girls
dubibubii . 1mo ago Kid in high school said he could beat anyone in a fight because he watched a lot of anime. Got folded by a marching band clarinetist in under 30 seconds.
grooves12 1mo ago Edited 1mo ago | was once at a car show and saw a man get in the face and start yelling at another guy in a wheelchair. I have no idea what started this, but after a few seconds of back and forth and the standing guy putting his finger in the face of wheelchair guy with the I'm gonna kick your ass body language, wheelchair guy used his arms to launch himself out of the chair, grabbed the other guy in a headlock, dragged him to the ground, and then just pounded his face in.

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