25 Hilarious and Bizarre Moments People Shared With Strangers

‘I work with kids and one of them asked me if I remembered World War II. I’m 19’
25 Hilarious and Bizarre Moments People Shared With Strangers

Working at a liquor store isn’t for the faint of heart. Whether they’re carding underage teens, helping college kids pick out the fanciest bottle of Two Buck Chuck or doing their damndest to avoid playing dodgeball with fifths of vodka, liquor-store employees face more than their fair share of workplace hazards. 

One Redditor, however, discovered a whole different occupational hazard when behind the register — learning a little too much about a customer’s personal life. “A man came in, and we did the usual, ‘Hey! how are you,’” the Redditor recalled. “He had a blank face and said, ‘My son smoked weed and took a Viagra, his dick is red and he’s had a boner longer than five hours. I’m buying a bottle to cope with his dumbass.’”

That situation obviously proved memorable for everyone involved, and so have these other interactions Redditors came forward to share, the wildest of which include clothing trades, maybe Bill Gates and an underwear-clad man on a mission.

General_Project_9105 6mo ago One time a crazy lady threw coffee on me and said you're not gonna r*** me today mother f***er and walked away. I stood there shocked and some guy walks by and just says to me Star trek starts at 6. I was so confused - 43 ...
squawk_kwauqs 6mo ago I work with kids and one of them asked me if I remembered world war 2. I'm 19. 31 ...
fartsoundeffect-mp3 6mo ago In high school a kid a grade below me walked up to me during lunch in the snack line while I was getting a slushy and asked what it do baby? And I just deadpan stared at him and replied idk probably pours slushies, I'm guessing and he just blinked and walked away. I'm so proud of myself for that still. - 12 ...
eron6000ad 6mo ago Waiting for an elevator in a Vegas hotel. Doors opened, a couple got off and I got on. As they start to walk away I hear her whisper Frank, was that Bill Gates? Не suddenly looks back and says, Wow. You look just like Bill Gates. I tell him, I am Bill Gates. Nice to meet you, Frank. The doors closed before he could react. I like to think that he still tells the story of the day he met Bill Gates in Las Vegas. - 6 ...
YamLow8097 6mo ago I work retail. A customer came up to me holding women's flats, leggings, and something else that I can't remember. Panties, maybe? Anyway, he asked if he could get a second opinion and I said sure. Не explained that he had lost a bet and had to dress up as a woman to work. Не was starting to get cold feet and asked me (a woman) if I would go through with it if I was in his shoes. I said at that point, yes. His friends had already bought a dress for him and everything. 5
TributaryOtis 6mo ago I was at a tailgate before a football game and had this interaction: Random guy: Are you who I think you are? Me: I don't know, who do you think I am? Random guy: From Shawshank Redemption... Me (as serious as I could manage): You caught me. I'm Morgan Freeman. Note: I am pasty white and about 40 years younger than Mr. Freeman. 5 ...
Automatic_Pass_2476 6mo ago Probably the time I said you too when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal. Nothing like wishing your server a good meal while they slowly die inside. Still haunts me to this day. 4 ...
robb1519 6mo ago I was extremely hungover one day, waiting for my then girlfriend outside of a coffee shop because I couldn't handle the smell and the anything about anything at all that day so I waited outside. This older woman walks out of the coffee place, looks at me, does a little wave of the hand at me and says that,  aura is very black, like a void. then walked away. I don't disagree with her at all, and I was horrified and offended in the moment, perhaps a little sensitive. Years later it's probably the most on
Longjumping_Tale_194 6mo ago I used to work at Enterprise aren't A Car in college. One day I had to pick a guy up who looked like a bum and was in a really bad mood. After like 10min of awkward silence, i asked what he did for a living. Не said he fixed up old houses. I figured, considering his clothes, I said, Yeah those jobs don't pay a lot. Не looked confused and replied, Oh no, I just fix houses for fun. Now I'm confused and asked what he did for money. His reply and I will never forget,
SpongyD e 6mo ago I live in the buckle of the bible belt and am an aethiest. I was checking out, and a lady said god bless you; I returned with, and may the force be with you. She just froze. 3 ...
Epic-Epileptic- . 6mo ago i i worked at a liquor store and a man came in and we did the usual Hey! how are you he had a blank face and said my son smoked weed and took a viagra, his dick is red and he's had a boner longer than 5 hours. i'm buying a bottle to cope with his dumbass we never got an update, he said kid was maybe 17 or so. hopefully his pecker still works right. 3 ...
47TheRealAnswer 12y ago Small talk at a professional conference: So what brought you here? Answer: I like to come down here to learn about what is going on, you know, with the probes and all. That's why I like to learn about what is happening here on Earth. - 2 ...
 ОР 12y ago Edited 12y ago Ok I thought of another, when I was 12 my parents took me to see Shrek the day out came out so the theater was packed. There was a preview for Cat Woman and when that ended it was dead silent and a kid pipes up with she's a bad girl. 1 ...
IamMintLeaf . 6mo ago I was at a burrito stand in north Hollywood and flavor flav was in front of me with his daughter. This was at the height of his reality show. Не sneezes and I say 'God bless you flav' and he laughed. Yes he was wearing a clock 1 ...
brynnygirl 1y ago A random guy came up to me on the street and without a word, handed me a business card with the most unflattering photo of himself ever, and the back said smile today Не said nothing, there was no context, but I laughed for days. The effort alone to get those printed kept me smiling for the remainder of the day. I still have it somewhere 5 ...
 1y ago Once, on holiday (vacation), I met a woman who said she knew a trick for calling dolphins. My family and I were intrigued. Then she stood on the cliff top and bellowed 'WOOOOOO! WOO- OOOH! WOO-OOH! WOO-OOH!' If she was taking the piss out of us, she was a damn good actor, because we fully believed that she was a nutter. - 4 ...
concretecannonball 1y ago My dad's bestie used to drive a very-popular-in-the-80's singer whenever he came to our city. The four of us were out at a late night diner and this random drunk man comes up to our table pointing at him with a napkin and a pen slurring you are ! and slaps the napkin down on the table. The singer laughs and puts his hand up to take the pen from the guy so he can sign the napkin but the dude pushed his hand away and signed it himself, said thank you thank you thank you
Kin2monkey 2y ago Edited 2y ago I was smoking a cigarette outside my college (downtown Boston) and a guy who looked like a homeless Andrew W. K. came up to me and asked me for a cigarette. Не was wearing surgical gloves. I gave him a cigarette and he thanked me, lit it, and we smoked together for a moment. Не then said to me I think I'm gonna kill everyone. and I said, 'Nah man don't do that and he said, 'okay. thanked me for the smoke and left. Hey, he didn't kill everyone, so maybe that was because
Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 2y ago Homeless woman threatened me with a full bread knife as I jogged across a highway overpass - 54 ...
thegreatgumbini . 2y ago I was in Seattle last August buying my ticket to go to the top of the space needle. While walking toward the ticket machine, I spot a guy sitting on a bench in nothing but tighty-whities. He's holding a pickle jar. Proceeds to pick a pickle, examines it, and then hucks it about 20ft away. Не then selects another pickle. Satisfied with this one, he then enjoys his pickle in all his near-naked glory. - 88 ...
CantFeelMyLegs78 2y ago Grocery store parking lot, a random guy came up to me and gave me five 100 dollar bills and then ran away, yelling I just bought your soul! I went in and bought groceries with the cash. - 79 ...
CaptainAwesome06 2y ago When I was 13 a guy in Mexico tried to trade me a sombrero for my shorts. This was at the pyramids near Mexico City. I also have this weird thing where complete strangers will tell me everything about them within 5 minutes of meeting me. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's dark, but it's always super personal and none of my business. I don't know why they do it. It has been happening for decades. One time, the guy stopped in the middle of the sentence and said, I don't know why I'm telling you this. We
PuzzleheadedSand3112 2y ago Driving my truck way up in a mountain area on the Western slope of the Rockies, oh no! I got a flat tire, pacing, cursing, wondering where am I going to get another tire way up here?, an old guy in his truck, stops, gets out of his truck and starts his Mountain man spiel which was quite impressive, so, he says, I have a used tire, it's yours for 10 bucks, OK I said, and here's another 10 bucks for your story telling. Big grin, we need more people like you up here, to make him
QuiteLady1993 2y ago This was middle school and we went from being strangers to good friends. We were standing at the bus stop no one talking school had just started up so none of us knew each other and we're to shy to start talking when a girl randomly bit my shoulder and said I gave you my rabies. We were friends until I moved away. 20 ...
jasmin-vibewithme 6mo ago One time, I accidentally convinced a stranger at a party that I was a professional squirrel trainer. They asked so many serious questions, and I just kept going with it, making up the wildest stories about teaching squirrels parkour and obstacle courses. They still believed it when they left. Funniest and weirdest conversation I've ever had! - 14 ...

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