36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 16, 2025

‘Toilet water should be boiling hot’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Not counting their short-lived stint as volunteers at Abbott Elementary last January, it’s been nearly two years since we properly caught up with the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang. But after waiting with bated breath, we finally know when Paddy’s Pub will reopen its grimy doors.

On Wednesday, the overlords of the long-running series headed to social media to tease the show’s upcoming 17th season, revealing — via embossed bar napkin — that the beloved sitcom will return to both Hulu and FXX on July 9th. “Stuff it down with some brown,” they captioned the bar-themed announcement, one complete with Beer Nuts and a nice, foamy pint you probably couldn’t get at Paddy’s.

The Always Sunny premiere date isn’t the only sitcom mystery that’s been solved over the past few days either. During a recent appearance on the Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know podcast, TV legend Rainn Wilson shared an Office secret with the beloved comedian: the (kinda) official lyrics to the sitcom’s instrumental theme song, with the first verse going a little something like this:  

The Office
A show about a boss
Mostly it’s a show about Dwight
Show is a lot of fun
Mostly Dwight’s a lot of fun

Wilson’s musical performance deserves a standing ovation, and the same can be said of these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which poke fun at tax evasion, a skylight duck and the strange connection between Catholics and fans of the pop girlies.

mike @mikeofficial 4h ... Mom just called me to tell me I should consider working for NBC because I'm creative and could produce a show. I said thanks that's a good idea and I'll look into it! 60 726 26K 474K
user @user84829272 5h ... It's unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house 51 2.4K 28K del 381K
mary @elaine_stritch . 22h O ... Can you get a Pulitzer for a headline and caption pairing Angela Lansbury was spotted at 'dungeon-like New York sex club Hellfire', director recalls - - M - ID The director highlighted that Angela was at the club to mingle rather than participate (Image: GETTY) 2 197 2.7K 60K
aims @amyalicetattoo . 9h G ... HE'S BACK!!!! aims @amyalicetattoo Jul 4, 2024 heard a very loud thud directly above my head in the studio, shat it, looked up, and saw this 71K 11 147 4.4K
trash jones @jzux . 17h ... i'm the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died 18 436 10K del 157K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.19h s ... Dentists After Saying Damn Your Teeth Are Fucked Pawn To D5, Knight To F3 And Asking If Your Free At 2:34 70 Years From Now: 7 523 10K 106K
Omne @neolatyno Apr 15 ... European history is my favorite subject INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO GREEKS One is from Sparta One is from Athens BOTH ARE GAY 66 3.3K 31K 555K
clumsy @ccllumsy Apr 15 ... THERES A SERIAL UNALIVER IN MY TOWN??????????? НЕ UNALIVED SOMEONE AT MY SCHOOL WITH A PEWPEW?????????????????????????? 530 3.2K 84K 1.8M
(No) Signal @NopeSignal . 20h G ... 4chan deserves what it got after stealing this banger off of me (No) Signal @NopeSignal May 30, 2021 *gets criticized once* *fucking dies* 54 4.8K 110K del 1.7M
don G @ddpain_ 18h ... The white equivalent of the r&b girls collabing with chris brown POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 18h Fans speculate Tate McRae is featured on Morgan Wallen's new album after she posted a Tennessee jersey with his initials. Name 145 3.9K 73K del 2.5M
G ... Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson . 21h looking forward to the unexpected storyline where miranda gets kicked out of Columbia for wearing this shirt max max AND JUST LIKE THAT What's in store for season three? max Max @StreamOnMax 21h Something new and unexpected always awaits. Season 3 of #AndJustLikeThat premieres May 29 on Max. 2:36 7 734 16K 424K
@filmfae 21h G ... accidentally said i am literally going to slit my own throat in front of my coworkers after a very minor inconvenience II GIF 111 11K 157K del 1.7M
G ... lucy TS @lucysreputation . 2th bro discovered america but he can't cut the orange man out the film? Pop Base @PopBase Apr 15 'Home Alone 2' director Chris Columbus says he wants Donald Trump's cameo removed: I just wish it was gone. I can't cut it. If I cut it, I'll probably be sent out of the country. 67 6K 129K del 2.5M
Gracie @graciem19999. 1h O ... Spotify is down and the thoughts are getting in II GIF 80 3.3K 15K del 482K
s ... han @heyherearewords. 16h how muting notifications feels SPIRITVS 88 1.3K 28K
Soledad @autumnpard 11h ... women in FLOWER (fashion, literature, oratory, writing, English and riding) 15 746 3.1K del 51K
evil f. skeleton @chumblings 19h ... that's great man X now X @Adult is now following you! Offender Registered 0.2 Miles... 1m ago A sexual offender, with offenses involving minors, is registered within 0.2 miles of your location. 2 3 4 61 2.7K 76K del 1.3M
ana G @livinings Apr 14 ... catholics and lorde fans this week: cait @supercaitofus Apr 14 i can't believe lorde is real 17 2.7K 25K del 565K
carl @NightlifeMingus - 19h ... Toilet water should be boiling hot 121 1.1K 15K 336K
Thomas Fahrer @thomas_fahrer Apr 15 ... Can't wait for WW1 to end so we can get rid of this temporary income tax. 283 4.9K 47K 967K
Jim @JC_6969.23h 5 ... The last thing 4chan saw before it was nuked 96 4.3K 82K 1.3M ارار
Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz.22h G ... Didn't want to play this card, but... Anna Fitzpatrick I've Read Infinite Jest Yes, even the endnotes bananafitz.ca Toronto, Can Anna Fitzpatrick violet @vagueviolet . 22h you can't read infinite jest in 3 days btw x.com/bananafitz/sta... 5 48 2.2K del 92K
Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon 22h ... If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I'm a gynecologist... 3.6K 20K 237K 6.6M
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . 16h ... the secret to happiness is to deny yourself nothing and purchase every single food item that even vaguely pops into your head 3 239 2.7K del 62K
catwheezie @catwheezie e. 20h S ... new IT guy is really small but he seems chill CATWHEEZIA 64 10K 109K 1.3M
BATTEE BYRD G ... @BattleByrd Not looking forward to explaining this ticket to my wife... Addressize BL sicle Information 02 Color: WHI State: OK Make: FORD Style: VAN CMV: NO Placard: No Reason Improper Lane Use Officer Remark DISTRACTED BY EATING A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND ENTERED OTHER LANE THIS IS NOT AN ARREST AND WILL NOT BECOME PART OF VC VING RECORD. ocuments that you were provided notice of a Trooper or that information pertinent to a in transit was obtained for official records. 1:50 PM Apr 15, 2025 1.2M Views 541 1.4K 29K 1.1K
victoria G ... @vicwingly there's some poor engineering student on hinge using the name Job who's desperately looking for an internship im crying Job Get someone who looks at you like I need an internship Write a message Match with Job Cancel 5:01 PM IpAr 14, 2025 1M Views
@sonohoor . 10h ... idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello i was also brave today 40 6.1K 27K del 343K
thran_legacy @thran_legacy Apr 14 S ... Heres an example of why i haven't tried to put hats on Gusher not Do not tarb V.آمام 125 7.8K 153K del 2.2M
@ppyowna 10h ... being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week 31 6.6K 26K 427K
Adso Of Belk @AdsoOfBelk 10h ... 3000 BC black mirror episode, a man drowns in a Mesopotamian irrigation ditch 34 620 6.7K del 111K
The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith 13h ... thinking about the guy i went on a date with a few years ago who said he never filed taxes. just never even tried...he was 31 36 16 1.4K del 108K
G ... Thad The Rig Thurman @TheRig69 . 16h This dude could smoke a cigarette in the rain martavisbryantlover @martavisbryant3 Apr 13 What's the call on this cut? 62 434 22K del 1.7M
Cloudy (estrogen angel) @oncloud_e 21h ... lot of i would go back in time to kill hitler guys being real quiet right now 108 1.2K 23K del 280K
G ... Grace @gracecamille_ 21h it's really crazy how long the day is when you wake up early...... i woke up at 6 AM and it's now 2:30 and have literally run out of things to do.... 5 258 10K 141K
snow @oversnowing.21h ... Paul in Dune: Tuesday, April 15 2:08 Letterboxd now The worm is now following you 3 307 7.8K del 106K

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