29 People Who Became the Very Thing They Swore to Destroy

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29 People Who Became the Very Thing They Swore to Destroy

The “get off my lawn guy” has been the antagonist in myriad kids' cartoons, the Grinch of real-life neighborhoods, and served as the entire premise of Clint Eastwood’s Grand Torino, which is why Redditor Psk499 never thought they’d never turn into this curmudgeonly stock villain. Until, that is, one fateful day when they noticed a bunch of rambunctious, class-skipping middle schoolers posted up on their property. 

“Had a few getting into a fight and ran into my car in my driveway,” they recalled of their unwanted pre-teen guests. “I had a full-on rated R version of ‘get off my lawn.’”

Unfortunately, he’s not the only one to wake up and realize he’s become the bad guy. Other Redditors have admitted that they’ve become the very thing they swore to destroy, the most egregious transformations including overpaid bosses, aggressive drivers and a whole lot of people who sound like their mothers.

RedTopGuy 3y ago My mom has always been an aggressive, impatient, and in your face driver. It drove me nuts as a kid growing up and getting driven around by her, so I swore to myself that I would be the most chill driver ever when that day came. I have now been driving for 3 years and often catch myself being very impatient on the road 969 ... + 14 more replies
Psk499 3y ago There's a bunch of middle schoolers who skip school very often in my neighborhood and destroy property on a regular basis. Had a few getting into a fight and ran into my car in my drive way. I had a full on rated R version of get off my lawn 475 ... + 1 more reply
Anakin_Skywanker . 3y ago When I was an apprentice electrician it always pissed me off when my journeyman would make me do the hard manual parts of a job while he did the easier, but more technical work. | always swore that when I got my license and my first apprentice that I'd be different. That went out the window pretty quick. - 11K ...
Watchtwentytwo 3y ago . Edited 3y ago S I teach at my old high school lol literally have coworkers that have sent me to the principal's office before - 24K ...
majorscud 3y ago 0 Edited 3y ago I was in a computer class in high school and would drive the teachers nuts. I even had the other kids mocking the teachers by shouting out on task! whenever the teacher would start looking around to make sure we were working. I now teach a high school computer class. A student the other day stopped me before I could tell them to put their phone away and go back to work by saying I know, I know, on task, on task. I was speechless and just left the student to return to
 3y ago I spent a full year living with four roommates, one of whom left every pantry door open. I spent months and months trying to catch her in the act. Moved out to my own place, found out it was me all along! 12K ... bounceflow 3y ago Like a horror movie 3.9K ... chewbaccataco 3y ago The doors are being left open... From inside the house! 1.9K ...
MargotFenring 3y ago My couch has no less than 8 decorative pillows on it. I am a monster. - 24K ... lowtoiletsitter . 3y ago This is the worst one 6.1K ...
HardcaseHondo 3y ago Two years ago I was an electrician's apprentice. The safety guy would always get on to me about being unsafe and I'd hate it I always thought of him as an overpaid under worked dick head. Turns out I was right now I'm an over paid under worked dick head and its awesome the checks are amazing and the work is light as hell. - 6.5K ...
skwolf522 3y ago Complaining to my son about him playing to much video games. - 22K ... StrangeCharmVote 3y ago Complaining to my son about him playing to much video games. Jealous? - 9.9K ...
JhymnMusic . 3y ago I make commercials for a living. I fucking hate commercials to the core of my soul. - 32K ...
uncredible_source Зу ago Edited 3y ago In my early twenties I went to art college. I made a piece called payday, the subject of which was three sad, balding middle-aged men with pot-bellies in corporate attire. It was a commentary on an unrewarding corporate life in the pursuit of money I never wanted to live. 30 years later, I'm a senior corporate leader with a pot-belly and a bald spot, and the picture I made in art college is hanging in the front hall of my slightly less than modest home. I love my job and everything that corporate life
Dances28 3y ago I hated wearing Polos because my mom always talked about how nice this other person's son looked wearing Polos. I, now, wear Polos to work every day because it's the easiest way to dress business casual. They're pretty much just fancy T-shirts 10K ... + 170 more replies
Archersinthedark12 3y ago When I was 16 I wanted to be in a famous band like Blink 182, have my own art studio, and destroy the concept of the 9-5. I have my own art studio in my home but now I work for a bank and process loans in a 9-5. I was at work today realising how I have become the Sith. - 8.9K ...
YounomsayinMawfk 3y ago Growing up, my dad hated going out. When we went on church outings, we were always the first family to leave. Не just wanted to stay in and read the paper or watch tv. I vowed to never be as boring as him when I got older. Now that I'm older, nothing makes me happier than when plans get cancelled and I can just chill at home, and not worry about the commute or how much money I'd have to spend going out. Even if it's something I'm looking forward to like a band I really wanna
who_said_I_am_an_emu 3y ago Looking at the work of an intern and wanted to scream at him I don't understand, been doing this the same way for a decade. Why did you have to mess with it? I looked into this already when you were still in middle school. All you had to do was look on the server to find the solution to this problem Thankfully I caught myself before speaking. - 1.9K ... sleepymedic4466 3y ago As an intern who understands 30% of what comes out of my team's mouths, this haunts me. 1.2K ...
hailnutt 3y ago In my teen years I was a free living, no plans or aspirations type of person. You know, go with the flow fuck a job type. And always thought I'd be that way. Now I work 7 to 3:30 every day, meal prep, go to the gym and generally like to have a routine. - 2.3K ...
1ntrovertedSocialist 3y ago I was making pasta for my sister and got mad because she wouldnt stop staring at her phone to eat. I had somehow become my mother. 1.7K ... + 36 more replies
eruditemoth 3y ago Always hated the fact my mother was an addict when I was growing up. Few months back I found myself doing a line of coke with my morning cup of tea - the revelation did not make me feel great, but it did give me a kick up the ass - 3.2K ...
CalmBeneathCastles 3y ago When I heard the voice of my mother coming out of my own throat, directed at my kid. That was the only time, though. | put an end to those shenanigans immediately and permanently. It's insane how our parents get inside our heads, even if we hate them. - 1.9K ...
 3y ago Recently I got into a tiff with my boyfriend and felt very irritated and irrationally upset. I entered the kitchen and started to aggressively wash the dishes, making sure they made extra noise banging on the sink... just like my mother used to do when she dove into an unexplained bad mood and took it out on me. I straightened up and worked through my feelings pretty quickly and apologized to my boyfriend. 848 ... Affectionate_Case732 3y ago oh god. this one slapped me in the face. I have some work to do on myself 276 ...
Friendly_Coconut 3y ago I always hated how my mom said, Keep your eyes peeled when she wanted us to pay attention to something. I found it the grossest expression and it made my skin crawl. Coming home after Thanksgiving with the family, I pointed out a deer crossing sign to my fiancé and said, Keep your eyes peeled for deer! I hate myself. 686 ... + 15 more replies
ansteve1 3y ago Edited 3y ago I joined the military as a Straight edge Christian and left a gay, beer drinking, pot smoking, atheist. Edit: Thanks for the highest honor of reporting my account to Reddit cares. 2.8K ...
TheChaoticElk 3y ago My dad wasn't around when I was a kid, but I grew up strong and capable (thanks mum) so I always promised myself I'd be the best dad ever... but now that I am a dad, sometimes I wonder if I'm doing more harm than good to my son... I'll never leave him, but I definitely question my parenting skills and I definitely fear I am doing the wrong things. 1.3K ... BBO1007 3y ago If you don't question your parenting skills, you're not a good parent. My kids always make me want to improve myself. 969
DrFridayTK 3y ago For most of my teenage and young adult life I swore I'd rather be dead that live in the carbon-copy, cookie-cutter suburban neighborhoods where every house looks exactly the same. Guess where I live now. - 870 ...
StGir1 3y ago Because I said so! I'll leave it at that. - 718 ... Equ1noxx 3y ago That activates my fight. 211 ...
hamtronn 3y ago Young teenager me was big on hating 'the man'. Question everything. Don't conform. Be weird. Hate the government. Fuck everyone and everything. 40 year old me celebrating 2 years working for the government. - 602 ... FenrirTheMagnificent 3y ago Hey it's insanely hard to get fired and the benefits are good 207 ...
Locuralacura Зу ago Hated school. Now I am a teacher. :  e 3y ago . Edited 3y ago I told my friend's kids they could have a toy if they didn't fight over it, and if they fought I would take it back, they agreed, then proceeded immediately fight over it when I turned around. Without any conscious input from my brain I span back and heard myself exclaim What did I just say?! And suddenly I was my mother. - 24K ...

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