36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 14, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 14, 2025

Despite his impeccable comedy chops, certified Good GuyTM  status and willingness to crawl ass-naked out of a leather couch during one fateful episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Danny DeVito has just one notable flaw: He, like all of us, isn’t immortal — a fact that the Paddy’s Pub crew apparently has yet to consider. “We’ll figure it out,” DeVito’s co-star Kaitlin Olson recently explained of how The Gang plans on handling the 80-year-old actor’s eventual death. “I don’t know what we’re going to do with him — or his body.” 

As we hope The Gang doesn’t throw DeVito in the trash, we’re sure glad that’s what happened to the two awful Seinfeld spin-off ideas that Jason Alexander pitched after the sitcom’s 1998 finale. During a 2016 appearance on ID10T Podcast with Chris Hardwick, Alexander shared a pair of failed concepts he had for bringing Seinfeld characters back to airwaves: a legal comedy about Jackie Chiles and a series centering on Jerry’s and George Costanza’s parents.

“The number one that I thought, through the roof, would’ve been the four parents down at the condo in Florida. That would’ve been unbelievable,” Alexander recalled of his concepts. “I don’t think (NBC) ever looked at it.”

NBC may not have missed much by ignoring Alexander’s pitches, but the same cannot be said of ignoring the Twitter timeline. Today’s must-read tweets include those about bugs being shrimp, 9/11 jeans and why today’s Blue Origin space flight was just 11 minutes long.

@BOY_TROY - 1 16h S ... should I get this Snipped by larosty A Made You Look Allahu Akbar [ MAGA Red, One size MADE YOU LOOK ALLAHU AKBAR Final sale item $25.00 Total $4.39 shipping 1 item est. delivery Apr 16 - 19 13 93 3.3K du 79K
jess @abolish_jess . 23h ... last night was a tubi original 13 1.3K 12K del 223K
Sarah @idlewildgirl Apr 13 s ... What season would that be please SHEIN ... X SHEIN SHEIN Sponsored Get ahead of the upcoming season... See more I RODE FACES I SHOULD'VE PISSED ON 327 18 8.4K 168K
0 ... Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 21h Am I cooked? The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50 + 122K ... 532 53 156 2K 140K
Kaguya's Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan Apr 13 O ... Netflix made another season of Black Mirror and the first episode is about subscription services that get more expensive and become worse with time, like Imao 159 1.1K 30K 852K
one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500 . 4h ... PUSLA 3 starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn't the same one who went up. 22 1.2K 16K 262K
DELAKING WELLUTE CONSERVATION Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conse... @OKWildlife... 3h S ... his name is Robert, but he goes by Bob (cat) Jim Wise @Jimbo_Wise Apr 10 Oklahoma wildlife people and @OKWildlifeDept - What is this big cat called? Thanks. 72 5.1K del 100K 279
New Left EViews @NewLeftEViews . 22h s ... I think I misspoke when I said No problem. What I meant was, No, problem. *Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone.22h TRUMP: THERE WAS NO TARIFF EXCEPTION ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY 244 4.7K 4 del 209K
@urdadssidepiece • 22h G ... grant A friend told me he had a headache so told him to take 400mg of ibuprofen 27 1.6K 27K 820K
venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan Apr 12 ... that one time i converted to islam on grindr say la illaha illa allah wa muhammad il rasool allah 5:19 PM 0:05 5:19 PM omggggg you just converted!!!!! congratulations king!! 5:20 PM WTFFFFFF? Delivered 5:20 PM Say something... 4 3.4K 132 del 74K
anna @ikeaduvet. 5h ... ever since my coworker found out that future was my #1 on spotify he keeps looking over at me and bursting out laughing 7 75 2.5K 48K
s ... mazzy @mazzypopstar - 3h Parody account this being longer than katy perry's trip to space vevo 14:56 Taylor Swift - All Too Well: The Short Film 105M views 3 years ago Taylor Swift 20 930 19K 282K
G ... East Village Guy @eastvillageguy y.23h Call me animal control the way I'm putting down these dogs ЭТА яGY 100 Poland Spring apple P - DÜT Vodka. I Real Juice Selt 132 2.9K 57K dal 1.4M
Rebecca Alter @ralter 3h S ... pigeons when i eat a croissant outdoors: VULTURE Vulture @vulture 4h katy perry and gayle king immediately after returning from space: BLU J 1 89 1.8K 65K
horse dentist @equine_dentist. 22h ... bugs is... shrimp?? Smithsonian Magazine now You might think of shrimp as bugs of the sea. But a remarkable discovery shows the opposite: bugs are actually shrimp of the land. 54 1.6K 26K del 466K
O trevor @mermanmotel • 22h ... guy from high school on the news for killing his grandmother 11 164 8.3K del 145K
chance @chanceposts. 16h G ... wearing these without shaving, Bush was behind 9/11 Fromsoftsteve @littlenutsac_ 21h Can someone send me $180 it's important.. .... 9/11 Denim $180.00 USD Shipping calculated at checkout Limited quantity available Size: 32 Size chart zn 27 ZI. ZG 70 in 162 10K 132K 3.3M
no context memes @weirddalle . 15h G ... Diana в @sadiesez1 The bank says I can't afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead. 55 438 15K del 230K
bears @wydbear . 23h O ... british people prolly call this nuts and bolts or some shit butch @heisthejoker . 23h Wtf did my friend just order? 737 6.9K 159K del 6.9M
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 17h G ... When I'm 4 huh's in and I still couldn't hear them: 23 2.1K 19K 522K
Chris Udalla @Cudalla 2h ... Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i'm not saying i'm better than her i'm just saying it's obvious who the real american hero is. 5 85 1.1K 13K
Chris @citehchris 18h O ... real ones know we have moved beyond 5 inch shorts and entering show some ball summer trout mask (original) @BranPuffin Apr 11 5 is objectively correct Gotta show off them getaway sticks cher of the wired @cheracuse men's guides to shorts this summer 5 7 9 11 INSEAM INSEAM INSEAM INSEAM 9:12 PM 6/8/21 Twitter for iPhone 99 2.4K 43K del 1.9M
s ... Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett. 22h being asked to format something in a google doc | just don't think at this age I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life. I don't have the will. 102 2.9K 45K
paula @paularambles 11h ... so much lasik discourse, what is this, a site for sore eyes? 35 273 4.5K del 86K
Louis Staples @LouisStaples . 22h G ... the aliens seeing Katy Perry in space 19 1K 21K 558K
canabliss @canablisss. 15h O ... the moon and stars look beautiful tonight GEEK BAR 7 135 1.3K 47K
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000.21h s ... 7 Hour Goon Sesh With Paul Giamatti $2,624.00 43 bids $9.65 shipping 8d 22h Benefits charitv 27 276 8.1K 443K
matt @mattybtweets69.2h ... Hey, there's a hip new wine bar in New York City. It's open on Sundays, comes with small bites, and you just might learn a thing or two there. Sound interesting? It's called church... 2 60 1.1K del 19K
Blake @blakes_online . 15h O ... Caught someone red dye 40 maxxing 13° Cheerp BLOW SH TOPPRIZE $250.000! Dorritos iZona 00000 acts CHEESE NACHO - Pe cum 1 mi 31 185 7.1K 160K
Perc @PercThaGoat 19h O ... Get the interior designers back on cocaine please @oocculture.20h 1980s private jet design 35 4.9K 66K del 1M
Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_ 4h ... me getting back to my apartment after running errands 4 LIVE SHEPARD BLUE NEW From V GAYLE GOES TO SPACE OCBS MORNINGS 831 11K del 173K
s ... aidan @expiredloop Apr 13 L Train Sleep Paralysis Demon rs INFINITE JEST ELLI FRATES WALLRES and 67 351 8.5K del 314K
s ... @heyjaeee 3h Me in line to get on a rollercoaster I been saying I wanna ride but then seeing the big ass drop up close FOWE KING 43 2K 17K 315K
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 6h aura Lore they knew i was coming 76 9 1.8K 22K
fkajack ... @fkajack no wonder they came back so quickly POP GRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.4h Gayle King confirms Katy Perry sang in space. MISSION NER KING 0:19 10:29 AM Apr 14, 2025 5.3M Views 342 10K 148K 4.6K
media from the camera roll of a closeted gay... @slayvide... 23h G ... FAMILY GUY Inspined shots Brian Stewie Peter 100 2.2K 34K del 1M

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