25 Embarrassing Discoveries People’s Loved Ones Would Make After They Died

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25 Embarrassing Discoveries People’s Loved Ones Would Make After They Died

Certain things are meant to be experienced by our eyes only, for the sake of saving us embarrassment. For example, how many shots I take at the specific arrangement of Rs and Ss in embarrassment, no matter how many times I spell it, even as an ex-spelling bee kid. That’s why our most shameful moments and materials are kept under lock and key, whether physical or figurative.

If you’re unlucky enough to pass away unexpectedly, however? Before you can squirt some lighter fluid in a firepit and make sure your horrible poetry joins you in ash? Those who survive you might end up with a wealth of information being dropped on them about their late friend or family member. 

Redditors have bravely shared, albeit mostly through burner accounts, the most embarrassing thing family and friends would discover about them should they keel over without warning.

LunaaCakez 1y ago That I've been conducting a covert mission to document and rate every public restroom I've ever visited, complete with cleanliness scores and ambiance evaluations - 4.4K Award Share ...
thx1138guy 1y ago Edited 1y ago My 71-year-old single, never married aunt passed away last month. Upon her death, we discovered she was a hoarder. Her house was so cluttered with stuff that there was barely a narrow pathway to walk anywhere inside it. Had this been discovered while she was alive, it would've been extremely embarrassing for her.
go_eat_worms 1y ago To do lists from when I've been depressed with stuff like take a shower and go outside and mostly not crossed off. 2.5K Award Share ...
littlebluebird555 1y ago If you're reading this worried about someone finding something out- I had a friend who died accidentally from choking himself while pleasuring himself. In an effort to press upon people it wasn't intentional and in her grief- his mom didn't care who she told. Nobody else cared either. That's not what we bring up about him. We're all just sad he's gone. Please be careful if that's your thing, you guys. - 579 Award Share ...
Cold_Hamster_1041 . 1y ago I'm female, and a male ex of mine loves dressing up in women's clothes, especially lacy underwear, silky nighties etc. Не was really scared he was going to die and his family would find all this stuff. So he keeps it in an old suitcase of mine with my name, flight tags and address on it. So it looks like I've left it at his house. | personally think they'll still be surprised as I don't wear anything fancy (just jeans, black t shirts, etc), but it keeps him happy. - 707 Award Share ...
mte87 1y ago Honestly nothing. I'm that boring. In the autopsy they'd see | have hemorrhoids but besides that not much else. - Award Share 1.7K ...
No_No_ahMY 1y ago I think I'm scared of anybody reading my diary. For my family (husband, kids, parents) , friends and coworkers I'm a smily and active person. But in reality I'm ALWAYS afraid of life, full of depressive thoughts, constantly fighting to not let my anxiety get the control of my mind knowing most of my life anxiety will win. If someone read what | write they will know that | was actually acting to be a good person when actually I'm a psychiatric case with no solution - 200 Award Share ...
MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr 1y ago I still play with G.I. Joe's and ninja turtles in the bathtub and I'm 42 years old 2.4K Award Share ... Vanpire73 1y ago Just don't die in the tub and you'll be fine. 845 Award Share ... MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr 1y ago Oh, it'll be obvious no matter where | die because both of my bathtubs and my hot tub are full of them... only children that come over already outgrew playing with G.I. Joe's.... Everybody will know they're mine.. - 350 Award Share ...
WestGotlt1967 1y ago That | write romance books under a pen name and they sell LOL - Award Share 336 ... OnyxMilk 1y ago ...and here is my fear. I (successfully) publish European historical erotica under a white female pen name. I'm a black guy from the hood. I would die in the afterlife all over again if my family ever discovers my secret. - Award Share 191 ...
31divorceddads . 1y ago I have a sketchbook that I draw sexual stuff in and they are all drawings of me 534 Award Share ...
 1y ago My web history of fanfics | have been reading 271 Award Share ...
noir_cherry . 1y ago That my Spotify will show..... that | listen to.... ugh. The black eyed peas. 316 Award Share ...
 . 1y ago If they root around my room they're gonna find an entire collection of onesie pajamas, including a Charmander suit, strategically hidden away. - 550 Award Share ...
MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr . 1y ago I've got an old Playboy magazine under my bed that shows boobs 423 Award Share ...
medical-girly 1y ago my tattered underwear 57 Award Share ...
anda3rd . 1y ago I've got computer backups that span 1996-current day. When I die, someone is going to probably grab my rig and start looking through the files. Embarrassing teenaged poetry, dark relationship secrets, my entire photo collection, every text-based argument I've had via mobile phone and email... it's just an immense treasure trove of humiliation, really. I really need to set up some kind of self destruct device on my computer, so it can go out Mission: Impossible style. 42 Award Share ...
N_S_Gaming 1y ago I have over 500 videos of kinky animated porn on my phone, as well as 2 drawers worth of sex toys. - 50 Award Share ...
 1y ago if | had died a year ago or so, people would find like 400 photos I took of someone I like doing an online video presentation... | just thought they looked lovely and inspiring and wanted to draw them later, so | needed some references. (The presentation was long and the person did a lot of interesting poses and expressions, so | took many photos.) But if someone found the photos without the context, they'd probably think I'm a crazy stalker - 28 Award Share ...
homettd 1y ago My son will have the chore of cleaning out our house. This is why our private photos from early in our marriage are in a marked envelope. No one should have to see those pictures of their parents. | also have a lot of photos on my phone of my chest and belly to track a rash that comes and goes for the last 4 years. It's probably Lupus related. Nothing can really be seen but the shear number is embarrassing. 20 Award Share ...
Such-Preparation-301 1y ago Considering your bowels release at when you die, that's a start 22 Award Share ...
1GamingAngel 1y ago My candy hoard. - 12 Award Share ...
its_all_good20 1y ago | don't open a lot of mail.my nervous system got wrecked from covid and now I have extreme anxiety. Mail is a big one for me. It makes me anxious. I have bags ... It's embarrassing 12 Award Share ...
pollyanna500 1y ago That | have a high paying IT job for a big company.. but | moonlight as a SW, not for the money but because I simply really enjoy it. Im not embarrassed by this at all personally but society has judgements that would make this too difficult to be disclosed while I'm here. 11 Award Share ...
cooterz69 1y ago My left toe never grew past a little nub with a nail... this little piggy never came home 10 Award Share ...
JovialJargon 1y ago How boring and non embarrassing my life is 44 Award Share ...

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