30 Hilarious Times People Were Oblivious to A Hint From Their Crush

There is no task quite as challenging as figuring out whether or not your crush likes you back, a fact very apparent to far too many of us. 

One Redditor remembered the time he spent a long, laborious day helping his crush move into her new home. At the end of it, she had one last request for him: if he wanted to “test out” the bed he’d assembled in her room. Instead of interpreting this like most down-bad folks would, he had a different, more SFW idea — jumping on the bed to make sure it was structurally sound. “Seems fine,” he observed, hopping away. 

Tragically, there are plenty of other ways people spectacularly fumbled their crush, the funniest of which feature thwarted pickup lines, a lack of cuddles and some strategically-placed cleavage.