36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 31, 2025

Talk about a change of plans
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 31, 2025

In his 2009 memoir, Behind the Bell, the late Dustin Diamond spilled quite a few secrets from the set of Saved by the Bell, recounting alleged cheating scandals, cast-filled threesomes and drug use from his time on the beloved show. Despite the scathing nature of these allegations, all was well between Diamond and his co-stars prior to Diamond’s death, according to Mark-Paul Gosselaar. “Just to be clear, there was nothing to be reconciled because that beef that was created was created out there, not here,” the actor recently revealed during an appearance at ‘90s Con 2025. 

As the halls of Bayside High School remain drama-free, the same can’t be said of comedian John Mulaney’s fandom. Days after the latest episode of the star’s talk show, Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney, dropped on Netflix, fans flocked to the r/Television subreddit to lament how the show and even “Mulaney himself feels… off,” as Redditor pontiuspilate01 put it

“Like a watered down version of his old self,” they wrote in a now-viral post likening the series to “a breakup I didn’t see coming.” “The signature timing, the confident strut, the razor-sharp delivery, it’s just not there.”

Comedy may be conspicuously absent from Mulaney’s streaming gig, but there’s plenty of it to be found on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the Saw-like task of buying swimsuits, what actually constitutes “God’s country” and Pope Francis’ favorite DIY YouTube Video.

Kaiserin @Kaiserin_fcb - 18h G ... 45 (b. 1946)  Joe Biden 46 (b. 1942)  Donald Trump 47 (b. 1946)  Joe Biden 48 (b. 1942) 78 749 17K 353K
doomer @uncledoomer. 19h G ... 1800s doctors diagnosis be like: All 90's Alternative Rock @all90saltrock Mar 30 Mellon Collie or The Bends? e Smashing Púmpkins Mellon the Collie finite Sadness RADIOHEAD the bends 17 1K 18K 448K
Allie @Cluffalo 15h ... I know it sounds fake but this is what happens when you plant all male trees Everything Georgia @GAFollowers Mar 29 Today's pollen count (14,801) is the highest total in Georgia's history. 382 1.6K 28K 1.5M
cuckold jones @cuckcat 22h ... first date idea: i cover your cage with a blanket cuz it's bedtime 21 1.8K 17K del 318K
silver @r0ttensilver. 16h O ... thought I planted a tulip but turns out it was an onion Who are you? 40 2.9K 73K 838K
mk @mariyankhan 10h ... and happy mubarak babes!! on the moon @garlicfag Mar 30 I miss when white people said happy eid tbh 33 1.3K 25K del 630K
matt @mattybtweets69.1 14h ... Instead of watching The White Lotus I'd rather watch The Wife Lois. And the adventures of her family Peter, Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian. 6 1.2K 15K del 320K
Dudes Posting Their W's P @DudespostingWs Mar 30 G ... In 1967, a sailor put in his request for a leave of absence and it got approved DATE 20 July 1967 PECIAL REQUEST 1000/1 ٠٠٤٤٨٠ SERVICE NO. LAME AND RATE 484 98 70 PN1 David Jarvis ANDERSON DIVISION SHIP OR STATION School Team Navy Recruiting Station, Philadel phia, Pa TRANSFER LEAVE (Kind) CAPTAIN'S MAST SPECIAL LIBERTY (Kind) SPECIAL MONEY REQUEST (Date Last Paid) NATURE OF (Amount) OTHER (Specify) If requesting Leave or Liberty All out following TO (Time) (Date) (Date) FROM (Time) DAYS 0830, 25 July 1967 03 1600, 21
AMERICANA PAPE ACTIVE GALLERIA AT MAIN G ... Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes . 1 13h amo MISS PERI GRINI HOME LOR PECULIAR CHILDR INTREATERS SEPTEMBE B DOWNFORD Get me to God's country 18 1.1K 16K 327K
Meg @megannn_lynne. 19h G ... you are currently locked in a kohl's dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry's roar will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck. 23 1.8K 24K 350K
Ruby @ilyyyRuby 10h G ... Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics Selinam @bennynotblanco - 11h !! China has military drones disguised as birds. 0:14 371 10K 144K del 3.4M
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.16h G ... STA Adult friendships be like: I miss you let's hangout in Paris in June + 265.4K 735 10.1K 94 2.8K 38K 748K
owen cyclops @owenbroadcast 16h ... every time there is a tornado watch my wife is very concerned and i am thinking about this image 36 STORM WATCH vs WARNING TEAM WTVQ TACO WATCH TACO WARNING 13 249 4.8K 77K ارار
oscar @_onthewayjay. 20h G ... Sabrina Carpenter stuns as Wolverine Pop Base @PopBase Mar 28 Sabrina Carpenter stuns in new vacation photos. 57 1.8K 39K 956K
NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext Mar 30 G ... How to Become + Pope Comments 27K X Pope Francis 1 year ago Lmao thanks fam it worked 80K 493 46 1.2K 39K 884K
no context memes @weirddalle . 11h G ... Outfit for london* J@drillxk 125 1.6K del 706K 42K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 19h 0 ... they will save us DA VINKI @VorosTwins. 19h Da Supporty Real Artists! Supporting Real AI Art Artists 2 216 8.4K 181K
masterbeef G @newgamertag Mar 30 ... Im gonna keep on dancing at the NO.3043 Pink Piggy Shop Plus-Size Thailand SSAS 11 995 14K 300K
Mike @michaelcollado 16h ... Have never listened to a Morgan Wallen song II GIF 76 2.1K 31K del 436K
Fattus Prickus @FattusPrickus 11h g ... Apprenticeship enquiry email of the day. < apprentice Inbox R 21:40 R to any apprenticeships going? cheers, 108 601 38K del 1M
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 1h 1 ... in LinkedIn You appeared in 367 searches this week Woah. Dunie So where's my job? 42 146 1.7K 91K
tara @proletarat.2 23h ... They pipe in extra shoe squeak noises at basketball games to make it seem busier than it actually is 12 388 10K 132K
madeline odent @oldenoughtosay . 23h G ... god forbid women have hobbies economist.com E EQ In recent months 31 men in the southern city of Huizhou bought flats at the request of their girlfriends, perhaps thinking that they had found the one. They then discovered that their girlfriends were estate agents trying to sell those apartments and were not interested in marriage. Authorities 54 1.1K 18K 397K
juju $ @ayeejuju 16h ... S people are rebranding their teslas LMAOOO TOYOTA 2.0T As Auditio Mobil MAZDA SEATTLE WASHINGTON 12 UNIVERSITY MLD 1.2K 5K 129K del 5.5M
V HOURLY quieres @hourly_shitpost-Mar 30 0 shitpost ... Roy ... @CaeDios OMFG I JUST REALIZED IVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS WITH THIS AS MY GMAIL ICON 84 2.7K 64K 1.1M
shawna @invisibleseas. 17h ... the west coast is HUNG omg WEATHER NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC Mar 29 12:30pm CDT #SPC Day2 Outlook Enhanced Risk: ACROSS A BROAD AREA CENTERED OVER THE OHIO/MID MISSISSIPPI/TENNESSEE VALLEYS spc.noaa.gov/products/outlo... ENH SLGT MRGL RGL SPC DAY 2 CATEGORICAL OUTLOOK NOAA ISSUED 1728Z 03/29/2025 VALID: 1200Z Sun 03/30-1200Z Mon 03/31 Categorica Outlook Legend: TSTM 1: MRGL 2: SLGT FORECASTER: MOORE NOAA/NWS Storm Prediction Center, Norman, Oklahoma 3: FNH 4: MDT 5: HIGH 15 239 4.4K 125K
Dekunle @Dekunle27 · 23h ... UPS, FedEx, Amazon, USPS and DHL Pico @Piicools 23h Parody account Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced? 112 7.8K 35K del 1.1M
- Vacor COCK Vincent Van Gogh @ajaykumawat1.16h 0 ... IN TWO STAGES OF READING: I've read 5 books in 3 days. I have not read a single sentence in months. 24 9.4K 78K 1.1M
Adelaide @BreadstickMommy 17h G ... are they stupid? thats the ladder of knives trax @traxstarrr. Mar 28 climbing the ladder of success 76 2.3K 49K 566K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 . 5h ... Season 1 episode of a medical drama: Professional and personal tensions are high during a stressful day at the hospital Season 9 episode of a medical drama: There's a new patient at the hospital, his name is Dracula 8 202 2.3K 43K
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus 11h ... Hotels used to have free HBO now they're like can we borrow your login for the weekend? 5 38 1.7K 34K
no context memes @weirddalle 8h G ... My dog destroyed her cactus toy today and inside was another cactus Marco @mtlnd This company understands dogs 14 569 16K 127K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant.17h G ... evil roni @volcelmoment. Mar 24 just letting everyone know that i'll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen 11 1K 14K del 440K
MetroGexual (the Ramona guy) @GexualMetro 23h ... Because they're cool PENGUINS 25:13 Why were there so MANY PENGUINS ... in the 2000s!??? shoopy doopy 8.1K views 1 day ago 408 10K 147K del 1.9M
Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626 2h ... BRING OUR SOLDIER HOME. THE JOB IS DONE. 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Mar 11 A fan dressed as Wile E. Coyote protesting today outside the Warner Bros lot to release 'COYOTE vs ACME' WB GATE 4 ISLEARE MOI STOP 0:04 12 1.7K 19K del 305K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant . 5h G ... your aunt and the special friend she brings to family functions PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.7h Dichen Lachman and Britt Lower on the set of 'SEVERANCE' 4 303 8.2K del 248K

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