36 Shocking Times People Accidentally Saw Way Too Much

‘That’s how I figured Santa must’ve been sleeping with my mom’
36 Shocking Times People Accidentally Saw Way Too Much

As everyone knows, locked doors are locked for a reason.

One Redditor, however, learned this lesson the hard way during a visit to their grandparents’ house. Upon realizing the front door was locked, they let themselves in through the backyard — a decision that proved to be nothing short of traumatizing. “Found them gardening totally naked,” they recalled of the eye-bleach-worthy incident. 

Nude grandparents connecting with nature is just the tip of the iceberg, too. Other Redditors have provided more wild times they accidentally saw way too much, and the list spans full-blown affairs, colleagues’ salaries and a covert Russian missile in West Berlin.

Winnie-the-Broo 8y ago When | was 8 or so my old nanny/baby sitter (choose which you prefer) was showing me a video of her time with her boyfriend in Paris. After it blacks out for a few seconds it then suddenly cuts to her lying on her hotel bed completely naked, legs spread, telling her boyfriend to 'come get it'. She jumped out of her seat tried to cover my eyes and told me to never tell anyone. I have now told potentially thousands of random strangers 11K Award Share ...
superfly355 8y ago Growing up with my little brother and single Mom we never had a lot, but she made sure we always had a safe and decent place to live and there was always food on the table. She never really ate much, I remember dinners of baked chicken, beef stew, salmon (it was a lot cheaper a million years ago)... good food, nothing terribly extravagant, but always nutritious, yet she barely ever ate. When I was 10 I saw her eating pb&j on crackers in her room after dinner. That's when I realized there was never enough food
DtownAndOut 8y ago My boss forwarded me an email telling me to do something. I noticed the email chain had his bosses on it so I read through the chain. They had asked him to rate all my со- workers and I from best to worse earlier in the conversation. 3.8K Award Share ... unguardedsnow 8y ago How did you do? 1.2K Award Share ... DtownAndOut 8y ago Top 3 :) 2.7K Award Share ...
Barkingpanther 8y ago | used to do a little work after school at a local comic shop. One day after school I was bagging comics when the owners buddy came in. Look at these! Came out great! Не had a stack of glossy amateur porn, featuring the shop owner, his buddy, and the owners wife fucking. Не laid them out all over the counter and they started pawing through the stack excitedly. From what I could see it looked like the three of them enjoyed one another's company equally and vigorously. Then they noticed I was there. I got sent
IndyDude11 8y ago Late to this one, but I once walked into my dad's van while he was balls deep into a woman who was not my mom. Dad had a drinking problem. Mom took me and my brother to go looking for him because he was supposed to be buying Christmas presents. Found his van at a bar. Mom sent me to look inside the van to see if there were presents in there. Looked back into the back and saw my dad's bare ass as he was plowing some chick. Не turned over his shoulder and looked right
well_ --_then 8y ago Throwaway, for obvious reasons. The other day I was looking for my old passport, when I found a few of my Dad's old visitor's passports. Now, my Dad is older than most (he's 70 while i'm a teen), so imagine my surprise when, listed under children in the passport, there's the name of a kid born in the 1970s. The best part is that the name isn't on later passports of his, so I guess I accidentally found out I have a (dead?) half brother. :/ - 1.1K Award Share ...
stuffn_cannolis 8y ago Back in middle school we had this really strange gym teacher about 6'2 and ripped. Me and my friend were going to take a dump and thought that the locker room toilets would be clean since no one used them throughout the day. When we walked in to our left was one big shower room and there was our gym teacher showering while eating spaghetti out of a tupperware container. Thank god he was wearing swim trunks but he turned around and said you guys aren't supposed to be here so we left. 2K Award Share ...
DaftDrummer 8y ago Caught someone eating a booger while sitting in his car. We made eye contact. Не had the thousand yard stare. Не knew what | had witnessed.. 718 Award Share ... + 9 more replies
Low_town_tall_order 8y ago | was about 8 or 9 and my parents were going to be out of town so they had me and siblings stay with a family from our church. Once we got to the house (which was really nice BTW) they had one rule, you can play wherever you want but the basement is off limits. Me being the little bastard that | was snuck down there first chance I got and was supremely disappointed to only find rows and rows of plants growing under lights. - 20K Award Share ...
SaltieCaramel 8y ago When | was younger, my family went to look round a house we were considering buying. Went into the owner's daughter's room and there was a blow up sex doll on the floor, it was really funny but we didn't end up buying the house. 1.2K Award Share ... + 43 more replies
 8y ago I was working the night shift doing post production on a well known reality show. I walked into the men's room and found our (lady) boss bent over the sink getting fucked by one of the other night guys. They both looked up, we made eye contact (in the mirror) and I closed the door without a word. I never brought it up, but she gave me the next night off ...for all your hard work. 1.2K Award Share ... + 17 more replies
jay_bro 8y ago Saw a Homer Simpson keychain in my mom's desk drawer. Didn't say anything. Two weeks later its in my Christmas stocking and she goes Wow, how did Santa know how much you like the Simpsons. Thats how I figured out Santa must've been sleeping with my mom. 13K Award Share ...
thegawking 8y ago More heard than seen, but... I was golfing with my mother's fiance when he got a phone call. Не had his cell volume turned up really high, and I overheard a woman who wasn't my mother say some things, including the phrase fuck and suck, in a seductive manner. I convinced myself that it wasn't my business, or that I'd misunderstood, and dropped it. A few years later, her now-husband was revealed to be a serial cheater, with active partners numbering in the dozens. Yes, I still feel like shit. Yes, they're divorced. 8.5K Award Share ...
Grkitaliaemt 8y ago Edited 8y ago Alright, here it goes. I was in the 7th grade so I was almost 12. I woke up in the middle of the night and I heard my mom screaming. I jump up and get ready to defend my mom. I open up my parents bedroom door and my mom was definitely not in trouble. My dad was taking her from the behind. I didn't understand it at the time, but I wanted to get out of there before they noticed me. However, I fainted instead. That my friends is something I was definitely
jawnteexbawx 8y ago When | was 14 and friend hosted a birthday party at his house with all the parents invited. Needed to use the restroom but the main one was occupied so my friend told me I can use the one in his moms bedroom. As I walked up to the door I could hear somebody in there so I decided to wait until whoever was in there was finished. A good 10 minutes later, my friends mom (who was hosting the party) and another good friends step-father walk out and see me standing there all confused. They asked
Defualt 8y ago | saw a couple banging under a secluded water fall in the woods on a hiking trip with my parents when a was 12. Majestic AF. 8.1K Award Share ...
rustyshackleford239 8y ago I saw an employees check stub that he dropped. Не had been there for a month and was making what I made after my first year and was not a very good worker. I got a raise Award Share 16K ... PLK88 8y ago Не wanted you to find it, so you could get a raise. What a bro! 9.6K Award Share ...
VictorBlimpmuscle 8y ago My parents' collection of sex toys - that was way more reality than my 10-year-old mind was prepared to handle Award Share 3.3K ... tang81 8y ago I found my mom's vibrator as a kid. She told me it was a neck massager. I still cringe everytime I remember this memory. Btw, worst neck massager ever. 482 Award Share ...
cartmancakes 8y ago When I started a new job, someone had left a bunch of HR files on the computer I was given. I opened one up, not sure what it was, and I got to see every employee's salary in the company. Even the CEO. The next day, it was gone. My boss realized his mistake and logged in to my system and deleted the files. It was a memorable experience. - 24K Award Share ...
Leircue 8y ago Our cat was a little late coming home one evening (unusual for him). I went looking for him, calling his name, not massively loudly as it was late at night in a built up area. As I walked around a corner to a car park, there he was. Не looked like he was just having a bit of a chat with a fox. They looked relaxed, facing each other, sitting and chilling out. I called his name and he looked at me, seemed flustered, looked back at the fox then me almost as if he was saying
TheRealHooks 8y ago Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. My parents found out we went into that theater and they dragged us out REAL quick. 8.1K Award Share ...
 8y ago One Christmas Eve | couldnt sleep at all so I went to the kitchen to get some water or something and out in the living room were my parents setting out presents and eating the cookies I had left out. They said that Santa was running late and was in such a big hurry that he just dropped off the presents and asked them to put them out for him. - 14K Award Share ...
gtheot 8y ago As a middle schooler, I picked up a book at the library, flipped through the pages and found an application for a replacement birth certificate for some old man. It had every detail about his personal identification on it, so naturally I took it home thinking, I'll just hold onto this incase I ever need to assume a fake identity by pretending to be an 80 year old man and flee the country. My mom found it and had to explain to me that no we don't steal people's identities. - 28K Award Share ...
NimegaGunner 8y ago Edited 8y ago I was working part-time at a library for a school subject. One day, they made me enter the data for new books into the library's computer system. As I worked, I did something (don't know what), that made Windows Outlook display onto the PC screen, along with some e-mails by the librarian's director to my teacher and to the other librarians. The e-mails basically said that I was really good at my job and very hard-working, and that the collaboration would be very beneficial both for me and them. I wasn't supposed to read
SenorScorcho 8y ago Edited 8y ago Went to visit grandma and grandpa. The front door was locked so I went around through the back and found them gardening totally naked. Edit: Wow! I really did not expect this comment to get so hot. Thanks for the gold kind sir or ma'am! 24K Award Share ...
rutgerswhat 8y ago I'm sure everyone can add the nudity of a friend to the list, so I'll skip that. SPOILER ALERT: I learned at 6 that Santa was not really bringing me presents when I had my door cracked open on Christmas Eve and saw my dad and my cat wrestling with a present that my dad was trying in vain to get out of my cat's clutches. The scratches down his arm the next morning confirmed that it wasn't a dream. Sassy never took shit from anyone, though. - 19K Award Share ...
jraygun13 8y ago When I was about 4-5 years old I watched Eddie Murphy: Raw in its entirety around the corner from the living room while my parents were watching it. I was super quiet and they were laughing their ass off so they didn't notice. I learned all sorts of cool new words! - 16K Award Share ...
OLD ColoradoSheriff 8y ago When | was little, my father set a password on a computer I was using for playing games. I wanted him to type the password (while I was away), but set a camera to record it. Hid it behind a pile of books. The trick was, the camera back in the days was only able to record for 30 seconds, so I had to call my father and run out of the room, so he could type it as quickly as possible. It stopped filming just as he hit Enter. - 13K Award Share ...
Fraxxxi 8y ago my mother's suicide note, unused - 12K Award Share ... HumanPorcupine 8y ago That must have been really tough. Glad she's still alive. Hope things got better for your family. 3.4K Award Share ...
Adolf- -Hitler 8y ago Luckily I didn't actually see it, but when I was about 10 years old I was awaken from sleep in our caravan by the sound my dad having sex with my aunt (both where drunk) in the other end of the caravan while my mom was passed out drunk outside. Ah, fun vacation memories. - Award Share 7K ... MakeYourMarks OP 8y ago Hope it was the Aunt on your mom's side 5.8K Award Share ...
BukkakeCocktail 8y ago I worked at a fancy health food restaurant years ago. One day I was early and saw the owner mixing his homemade cold pressed garlic aioli, it was Cisco mayonnaise and a big jar of minced garlic. 6K Award Share ...  8y ago Sysco. Cisco makes Networking shit. 5.8K Award Share ...
louismagoo 8y ago Edited 8y ago Opposite side: I got married towards the end of law school, and after graduating stayed with my parents for a few months while I prepped for the bar exam. My wife and I were fooling around, when my then-18-year-old brother opened the door and walked in to a perfect shot of us both spread eagle, touching each other's bits. That was the last time that door went unlocked. 5.8K Award Share ...
Jameslgnatius27 8y ago Two suitcases full of $100 bills in my uncle's dresser. Took all my strength not to take any of it. 2.6K Award Share ...
Dirty_Virgin_Weaboo 8y ago Was like 11-12 years old and we used to play in the street at night. Shady truck comes down the road and stops just so that his window aligned with another truck's window. As a curious kid I just walked near to get a better look and witnessed an illegal sale of high power firearms. I just stood there for a sec processing what I just saw and realized that the selling part was my neighbor and I'm sure we made eye contact. My neighbor and his family suddenly disappeared, prob because they were dealing with some
BackRo11s 8y ago I was on the doctor doom tower of terror, and when I was at the арех I could see Spiderman riding a four wheeler in an empty alley 1.6K Award Share ...
mischimischi 8y ago I was driving from West Berlin to West Germany in the late 1980's. My bf gives me wrong instructions so I have to take an exit off the Autobahn to turn back and get back to the correct exit. On the small country road on which we found ourselves, we see a large truck with a missile on it, surrounded by Russian soldiers. They were as surprised as we were, but just laughed and waved at us, as we got the hell out of there as quickly as possible. - 2.7K Award Share ...

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