36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 26, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Disgraced Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling’s bad takes aren’t limited to her TERF views — they also apply to her taste in comedians. In a newly-unearthed interview with filmmaker Chris Columbus, the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone director revealed that Robin Williams was repeatedly denied roles in the franchise thanks to a strict rule enacted by the author. “No American actors in this film,” Columbus recalled of Rowling’s decree. “It’s all British. There’s nothing I could do.”

Kids in the Hall icon Kevin McDonald also has experience with star-studded rejection. McDonald opened up about his guest-starring role in Seinfeld’s “The Strike,” recalling how Jerry Seinfeld spectacularly shot down his suggested re-write upon realizing a scripted joke wasn’t working. “It was like a Western movie, where someone walks into a saloon and everyone goes quiet,” the Canadian icon told The A.V. Club back in 2010 of the “stunned silence” that followed his pitch. “Then Jerry Seinfeld turned and looked at me and said, ‘Noooo.’”

Rejection may sting, but we’re confident these hilarious tweets will never hurt you, the best of which include those about Willem DaFoe’s twin, Dr. House’s nemesis and the writings of “Sylvester Path.”

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horse dentist @equine_dentist . 15h G ... they didn't have my name THEY DIDN'T HOT HAVE MY NAME AQUARIUM M CAÑADA THEY DID NOT HAVE MY NAME 11 234 4.6K 49K
jackie @wispsofgold.20h G ... Imfao 21° Tuesday, March 25, 2025 Menu Entertainment Pretty Please @streamonmax Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription 15 1K 37K del 489K
mike from veep @selinaknope 12h G ... if i had this face i would also pause speaking after every word to serve 14 750 13K del 182K
dr. cucumber @cumuncher. 13h G ... Old man neighbor just walked in on me in the laundry room with fishing line taped to a quarter trying to trick the laundry machine into washing my clothes for free 86 1.8K 70K 916K
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi 16h ... i love to get a little millennial with it when the weather is nice 11 568 6.7K del 135K
emmylou diamond phillips @t... 14h ... Website I have not visited in many months, have possibly never visited at all: You've read your last free article. 26 1,901 32.1K del 363K
Audrey @audreys_ 13h ... i think about this constantly I wish there was a way to online shoplift + 370K 2,874 11.4K 32.1K ruby52034 45 932 14K 181K
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G Yunie @hyeyunie 15h ... Talking to a coworker feels like this 21:00 just finding out, racism is still quite popular - aisha rae 69K views 4 days ago 87 8.7K 119K del 1.2M
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Seth @seshysaurus . : 23h G ... WOW! How old is this person, what awards have they won and what is their name? #ChooseKind @MITSKISUS 23h Happy 26th birthday to Academy Award-winning actress Mikey Madison 33 868 31K 883K
Ryan @ryandpetersen 16h ... hey king is like milady for twinks 13 187 3.6K del 116K
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TM @bash18c 17h This can't be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with 282 11K 104K del 2.1M
depeche mode enjoyer @DISCOKITTI 21h ... dude at the taco bell drive thru asked if i want my usual 92 4.1K 104K del 1.6M
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Keara Sullivan @superkeara 13h ... Owning a printer as a 25yr old rocks except it has saddled me with the kind of social paranoia u usually only see in british princes. Like who is my true friend and who's just using me for my printer??? Sometimes I wish I were just a normal girl... 6 429 7.8K 84K
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horse @horseimage.1 16h G ... eu 99 Cigarette Horse Jump Poles $140 9 617 6.7K 99K
derek guy @dieworkwear 59m G ... me reading war plans on twitter 28 244 3.3K del 70K
Christian @AnabolicPack . 22h G ... Culver's I back the Blue Cuivar John Baione @KINGVONBURNER Mar 25 I'm trying Culver's for the first time on Friday, How is the the food? 14 735 14K del 1.2M
mj @bigdybbukenergy 23h G ... yeah i loved the bell jar by  London Borough of Hackney Sylvester Path E8 4 285 5.8K 99K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.10h G ... math exam: how deep is Hans under the water what i calculated: 14 289 5.5K 56K
death angel @angel_0f_deathx - 13h took off my bra and shredded cheese fell out 218 82 2.2K del 51K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 20h ... in sixth grade I would test out jokes by writing them down and then reading them to my teachers across each period to gauge their collective responses. the only big hit I remember was This week on House MD. House meets his rival, Dr. Apartment. 7 431 9.8K del 87K
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 10h ... D Dad > What is furries? why do you ask Delivered I'm always in pursuit of knowledge. 15 183 2.5K del 28K
re: emma ... @evemmore Rachel Zegler is the meanest woman hollywood can handle before they start getting scared. Meanwhile at one point in Hawaii you were statistically more likely to be attacked by Ezra Miller than a shark 5:11 AM Mar 26, 2025 35.4K Views 2 305 3.4K 53
chabazite @raisinchoirgirl 15h G ... DEC America's Dairyland 22 262-639-9900 Gatorade should be thicker I AGING & DYING 16 295 4.7K 95K
Cloudy (estrogen angel) @oncloud_e e 13h G ... it's always hunter schafer for vogue this, or hunter schafer for X magazine that. when will it be hunter schafer for holding my hand. hunter schafer for giving me a little kiss and tucking me into bed. when will it be my turn hunter schafer gallery. @schaferfiles.20h hunter schafer for mugler angel elixir. 54 860 17K 232K
EmperorJot @cdnursebaker.23h G ... oreo & monkey @oreoeocat Mar 24 She is a big fan of my ceiling fan 5 763 10K 126K
layla @laylology 16h ... Dr. Roberta Bobby ... @DrSweety303 My daughter Empathy-whom I named after my most prominent trait-is just the latest in a series of people idgaf about... 8:05 PM - Feb 7, 2022 Twitter Web App 21 1.9K 23K del 402K
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