40 Random Bits of Trivia We Want Genetically Coded Into Our Children’s Brains So We Don’t Have to Waste Our Time Teaching Them

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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Want Genetically Coded Into Our Children’s Brains So We Don’t Have to Waste Our Time Teaching Them

This whole back-and-forth is getting old, isn’t it? Like, what are we even doing here? You click on over to random fact lists like this, then scroll on down to facts that cover a wide range of incredibly interesting topics. Sure, on paper that sounds awesome, but what if we told you that we’re in the process of implanting facts directly into your brain?

No more of that pesky reading and comprehending nonsense. Just a bluetooth-style zap of facts into your brain wherever you happen to be on planet Earth. The fact-delivery future is bright, friends. Just you wait and see!

Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper actually might not have been a dude after all, it turns out. DNA evidence from letters he sent indicated he might have been female - but because the samples were so badly preserved, it's hard to say for sure. CRACKED.COM

Source: SMH

The Utsuro-bune

According to legend, a woman in a strange ship washed ashore in 19th century Japan. 1-2 Known as the Utsuro-bun the woman was said to have exotic red

Henri Poincare

+ax =x Henri Poincaré was the foremost expert on relativity in the late 19th century and was a most likely the first person to formally present the 2 theory of 1200111+ 120 relativity. To.ad Despite having read his work, Albert Einstein does not cite Poincaré at all. CRACKED.COM adx Vely 1200

The Goonies

CRACKED WHAT OCTOPUS? THE GOONIES While describing their adventure to a reporter, Data says the scariest part was the octopus. The octopus scene didn't make the final cut, so fans wondered what he meant. A 90's Disney Channel cut reinserted it, so it made sense for some viewers.

Morbid Discoveries

A skull in a skull CRACKED COM A lake in Sweden seemed normal, but then inside were 11 skulls, some impaled on stakes. One skull contained bits of another skull. This had to be some kind of ritual murder.

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Ice Cream

Astronauts didn't really eat astronaut ice cream, or space ice cream, in space. It was created by Whirlpool for NASA's Apollo missions, but records apparently don't clearly show NASA ever actually took it to space. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Source: CNET

Aaron Eckhart

AARON ECKHART REGRETS SWEARING IN ANY OF HIS FILMS. The actor says he always tries to remove any cussing from his dialogue, even though sometimes it's not up to him. There's a better way to say it, a more colourful way to say it, or a smarter way to say it than swearing. CRACKED.COM

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Stanley Tucci

Stanley Tucci scrubbed toilets that didn't have running water. RESTROOM At a young age, the actor worked at a park in Westchester, New York. He call

George Clooney

CRACKED co George Clooney spent summers working on his grandparents' tobacco farm in Kentucky. His job on the farm (and the number of his family membe

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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Want Genetically Coded Into Our Children’s Brains So We Don’t Have to Waste Our Time Teaching Them

John Gotti

According to Mafia consigliere-turned FBI informant Lewis Kasman, John Grisham sent autographed copies of his thrillers to Mafia boss John Gotti. INES

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