49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 17, 2025

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49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 17, 2025

Despite his Celtic roots, the luck of the Irish wasn’t with legendary actor and confirmed weirdo Bill Murray this week. In a newly-resurfaced interview, Richard Dreyfuss refused to mince words when it came to his What About Bob? co-star, stating that Murray acted like “an Irish drunken bully” while filming the ‘90s comedy, screaming “nose-to-nose” at the Jaws star before hurling an ashtray in his direction. 

“He threw it at my face from only a couple of feet away. And it weighed about three-quarters of a pound,” Dreyfuss recalled of the encounter, which allegedly went down after a drunken Murray was presented with a “script tweak.”

As Dreyfuss’ comments made headlines yet again, comedian Bert Kreischer decided to spill some secrets during a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, opening up about his penchant for hitting the stage shirtless. “The problem is I’m tactile,” he explained. “I’m more comfortable with no shirt, no underwear.”

Unlike Kreischer’s TMI admission, these hilarious tweets will actually leave you wanting more. The funniest from the week included those about tongue-induced erosion, a UFO caught on tape and a sauced-up wasp.

Nathan Strang @NavyStrang 20h Defeat Al with this one simple trick USE YOUR IMAGINATION Blue Book EXAMINATION BOOK Box No NAME SUBJECT CLASS SECTION INSTRUCTOR DATE 8.5x7 6 LEAVES 12 PAGES ROARING SPRING PAPER PRODUCTS ROAMING SPRING PA 10673 @VladTheInflator.1d Darth Powell Why even go to college 0:22 not real life anym are 1.7M 65K 3.9K 116
mar XI @girllbossing.14h ... interesting Lists Top Latest People Media No results for Putting his half hard dick in my mouth and saying mmm al dente Try searching for something else, or check your Search settings to see if they're protecting you from potentially sensitive content. 35 266 7K 206K
Lolo Follow @LolOverruled You ever sleep with a beautiful woman and it ruins your entire life 11:29 AM . 3/18/25 274K Views 123 524 7.8K 369
@northstardoll. 1d XI ... people enjoying their conversation me also enjoying their conversation 106 13K 101K 1.3M
@wydbanx 1d I'm fine with Thursday ngl Tomorrow, Nov 27 $53,346.29 Delivery Thursday, Nov 28 Free Delivery 435 5.8K 201K del 3.9M
caitie delaney @caitiedelaney 16h x ... Crazy to suddenly find out about the coolest guy who ever lived Sam Robinson @samueljrob . 1d Mike Copeland has been delivering mail in Detroit for 45 years os-Salads- OPEN 35 5.1K 115K 2.5M
shirts that go hard @shirtstht... . 19h XI ... SHiRTS THAT GO HARD Well, you know, I moved here because-well, moved here because, you know, I had to leave the states, but picked Thailand because always had a thing for Asian girls, you know, and when got here I was like a kid in a candy store. If you got money, no attachments, nothing to do... I started partying. It got wild. was picking up girls every night, always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. I was insatiable. And, know after about 1,000 out of
Sosa @tshonaphantsi.1d XI ... CRASH OUT LOCK IN Siziphiwe @Sizi_phiwe.2d Your day in a meme? 20K 3.7M 55 83K
@ppyowna 15h ... my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something 37 12K 60K 883K
Business Woman Themed Clown Follow @vegetalpuppet you can lick anything into absolute nothingness. erosion it's called 11:45 AM 3/19/25 141K Views 27 1.4K 12K 433
XI cigs @AngryVoter2024 - 19h ... as an american I instantly imagined burger Julie @iLoveEndorphins - 1d Forgot what I was going to say 66 1.3K 32K 420K
samulige (follows back) @samulig... .1d x ... low key fell off 43K 466K 526 5M
Zane Hamilton @zaneo_11 1d x ... Tornado warning? Nah, I'm warning the tornado TR ОЯ СК ЯО ВЯ 525 20K 244K 5.6M
star @stxrinsky.1 16h XI ... stop the train WC SLUTSTATION we're home 955 31 10K del 240K
jason @Jasgagger.1d XI ... wasp came out a pizza box and scared tf out of me and i panicked and covered him in buffalo sauce but now i feel kinda bad 1.5M 611 4.9K 87K
Bilbro Baggins @Jbanklestan... 1d ... Me sitting in HR's office listening to her absolutely butcher my joke: 63 3,925 98.3K 3.6M
lee @whodfislee 15h ... spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me 54 2.1K 13K del 242K
CROW @crowbrss 21h ... I just know the salt would stop concentrating when it's me @zzzgoonin 22h zz You can't sink in the water in Siwa Oasis, Egypt Wowww because of the intense salt concentration... 0:15 159 5.4K 44K del 1.2M
Shasti @sh44sti i.19h G ... well I never see you officiating the local goat- I never see you at the polo game in Kyrgyzstan club... 19 744 14K del 207K
@juliechen . 5h G ... So there's this new disney princess Disney+ Anora Academy Award® Winner Best Picture R 2024 . Drama 36 1.7K 25K de 329K
G ... soup @s0upworld 4h ok not what i meant 1 Dad d > Today 12:55 PM Requested Dad's Location Delivered Post office 132 3.8K 164K del 1.9M
scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.2 22h ... If I lived in Roku city I would get undressed right in front of my windows every night 2 188 2.3K 54K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 8h G ... nearly in tears imagining someone not watching the white lotus trying to understand this tweet president of kindness @realityysimp 18h how it felt going from transgender sam rockwell to topless carrie coon to gay incest 13 540 12K 339K
mother earth @feminterrupted - 13h G ... phone charger wasn't working so i flipped it around and bent it to the left and now it is 5 348 10K del 83K
The Eggman @ASleepyEgg.17h G ... Parody account Do it again. dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . Mar 16 NOOO I HIT A HEDGEHOG 71 6K 113K del 1.5M
ASH @ashelai_ 22h G ... The urge to smack people with this would be uncontrollable Darren Rovell @darrenrovell. Mar 17 New at @SFGiants games: A 98-ounce souvenir bat with free refills ($22.59) by @AramarkSports) SP 42 619 14K del 781K
Pookie @PookiesParadise 13h G ... was on that test like i ain't pick в in a while so it must be C Sosa @ihysosa.14h i'm this old INSTRUCTOR USE ONLY PART 1 to so - Only SUBJECTIVE SCORE FEATURE E I I contagy scout I MARKING INSTRUCTIONS 5 I 1 *CONNECT : TRUE : DATE SUBJECT NAME SING Teacher form 100 For Use On Test Scoring Machine Only. PERIOD NO TEST TOTAL PART PART TEST RESULTS Stantest 170 4.7K 32K 884K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme-12h ... THE BLADE ITSELF DCS JOE ABERCROMBIE UFO, Caught on Tape FARTASK 10 307 4.3K 66K
soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli Mar 18 G ... sometimes i thank god i open the youtube comment section VitoASMR Comments X @HunyBee-q6f 2 wk ago ... Cute. Real cute you guys. Yeah that's my fucking house. 166 59 15K 258K 2.3M
ELLE @floatawaywitme.20h G ... smells like Doie Teen Spinach STARK/STRONG 2 3 4 5 1 MILD/MILD KRISPIG/CRISPY 1 2 3 4 5 SPAD/TENDER 1 51 1K 18K
Number Matt Stoller @matthewstoller 16h ... BY - I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid. 833 5.3K 54K del 1.3M
junior @eagleman42069 - 1 14h G ... hawk tuna fish on that thing Hawk Tuna Fish on That Thang CLAWSON, MI 21 358 7.2K 159K
poppa @popitforpoppa 21h people you may know & it's someone i would set on fire 64 13K 52K del 810K
fiona @Ioglady Mar 19 G... this is huge 35 2.5K 33K del 347K
autist @litteralyme0_.I Mar 19 g ... me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF litteralyme0 0:04 364 20K 244K del 4.9M
ms. love jones @rlynotvon Mar 19 moving into an apartment with your friend? oh you will learn 763 7.3K 61K del 2.9M
saxboy @saxboybilly18.. 4h G ... I SURVIVED THE JAY LENO HILL !!! Hampton Inn P 63 309 16K 345K
no context memes @weirddalle Mar 19 G ... Pixar accidentally deleting 90% of Toy Story 2 An animator with backups on her home PC 139 7.2K 269K del 3.6M
The Woke Vizier @socialaskan 18h ... After a breakup 90% of apple features turn into ways for your phone to show you pictures of your ex 18 576 14K del 200K
jake (just a normal single guy) @insufferablewop - 17h G ... Last night we let the M.A.H.A. 3000 talk M.A.H.A 3000 MAKE AMERICA HARD AGAIN SI GET YUGE! 7 166 2.7K del 70K
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BC @quesadaaa_ Mar 20 G ... Thiss I do my work, I go home. Araaa @shawntifying Mar 20 what era are you in rn? 46 16K 73K 3M
crashed my 1994 impreza into a bollard :/ / @MaskTheMovie . 12h ... goated spam name Michelle Poop Mar 17 ! Subscription Renewal Confirmation - Inv... Token Date: Monday, March 17, 2025 Tok... 2 261 3.7K 69K
Zack Voell @zackvoell 12h ... the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days 62 1.2K 20K del 424K
rachel coster @RACH4_theSTARZ Mar 20 Need to sleep so bad but it feels so good clicking on stuff 8 1.5K 11K del 156K
ashia @AshiaMonet . Mar 19 ... I HATE BEING 25+ I JUST PULLED A MUSCLE FROM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET AT THIS FANFIC ARE YOU KIDDING ME 93 6.3K 80K del 1.3M
Naveed Qureshi @heynido Mar 19 I've tasted many years and I highly recommend 2015-2019 376 21K 81K del 1.7M
cabby @cabby Mar 20 ... (complimenting my friend on his vocal range) Your throat game is crazy bro 43 3.8K 42K 547K
chy. @senpaichai.1d XI ... Never kill yourself Olive Garden TALAN KITCHEN E NO Oscar Mayer NO tirested Bur -ength WIENERS NO W WARM AND EADY ZONE 18 631 14K 652K

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