40 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 17, 2025

His class was probably so much fun
40 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 17, 2025

More than two decades after Sheila Broflovski argued that parents “blame Canada” for their farting, cursing children in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the state of Colorado has changed its tune. Governor Jared Polis recently headed to Twitter with a message about the increasingly tense relationship between the U.S. and Canada, arguing that peace between the two nations “brings vast benefits to Coloradans” — the South Park gang included

As Polis tried his hand at soothing geopolitical tensions, Jimmy Carr confirmed what we already know: Elon Musk loves to cause chaos. In a recent sitdown with the Telegraph U.K., Carr recalled how the controversial billionaire sparked “some consternation” after attending a 2016 Comedy Central taping alongside “eight guys with AK-47s.” “He’s the biggest kidnap threat in the world,” he said of Musk’s entourage, adding that “there’s three billion-dollar companies that all go to zero if he gets popped.”

Meanwhile, it’s the beginning of another week, which means some seriously stellar tweets. Today’s funniest include those about bisexual lineage, white peoples’ Atlanta and a water bottle’s transformation.

X isis @boginya1212.22h ... this is cracking me up Steven PRO secretary Secretary 2002 1/2 Watched 27 June 2022 buncha weirdos! if i was a secretary i would just do my job and go home thanks LIKE? 155 likes 24 1.2K 22K 286K
The Original Lisa Vandercunt @r... .15h XI ... Atlanta for white people dia! @h8thiscity. 1d what the hell is going on in boston Femininomenon Revolving door Chappell Roan Tate McRae to your friends much it N exhausting 'Bout his girlfriend I still think 'bout that back in Boston night out in Boston THate Boston Reneé Rapp I'm more hurt than I would admit whole city down How'd you make me I'm supposed to be an adult but fuck it no hate Boston? 164 6.5K 100K del 2.6M
robin the android @t4tketparty 14h x ... the dolls jack on the OG walkman is so cunty I love it SONY OPERATION OT LINE HEADPHONES GUYS & DOLLS STEREO 21 850 20K 176K
@deejay_gray 11h XI ... their names are actress, maga, and carrie coon Emily @emilybernay 13h kind of amazing that we're on the 5th episode of this season of the white lotus and i still couldn't tell you any of their names max 530 19 11K del 278K
Shweta @shweta_ai.1 13h XI ... still can't believe this beautiful phrase came from jordan peterson and an evian water bottle Dr Jordan в Peterson Follow @jordanbpeterson There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see 58 226 4.9K 112K
bella Follow @sugartownes the transition from winter to spring feels like this 1:14 PM . 3 3/16/25 630K Views 13 4.5K 57K 2.6K
boop Follow @xboxbodywash bisexuals be like i'm gay on my mom's side 3:04 PM . 3/16/25 102K Views 14 399 5K 137
chy. @senpaichai.1d XI ... Never kill yourself Olive Garden TALAN KITCHEN E NO Oscar Mayer NO tirested Bur -ength WIENERS NO W WARM AND EADY ZONE 18 631 14K 652K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.10h XI ... when I click on confirm payment and they actually take my money 12 370 54K 4.2K
nat @laugh_track_nat : 1d X ... One piece of curry and it'll look like stained tubberware MULA @realbbymula.3d NGL clear nails EATTTTTTTTT femi beauty 229 6.1K 123K 3.1M
$в @BrendanDaGawd - dd XI ... www.Juyin SODA SWALL-BATCH SODA SMALL-BATCH VINTAGE DR OOT DOCTOR EER NON-GMO NON-GMO ALL-NATURAL NATURAL EINE-FREE THEY GOT ME SIPPIN ON DR DOCTOR 160 5.3K 125K 2.6M
Nathan Strang @NavyStrang 20h Defeat Al with this one simple trick USE YOUR IMAGINATION Blue Book EXAMINATION BOOK Box No NAME SUBJECT CLASS SECTION INSTRUCTOR DATE 8.5x7 6 LEAVES 12 PAGES ROARING SPRING PAPER PRODUCTS ROAMING SPRING PA 10673 @VladTheInflator.1d Darth Powell Why even go to college 0:22 not real life anym are 1.7M 65K 3.9K 116
tré easton @treeaston.2 22h XI ... of course our first gay president is evil 3. Honey, I need to fix this. -Trump to then-RNC chair Ronna McDaniel, backstage at the Republican Jewish Coalition conference in October 2023. Trump didn't think McDaniel's hair was ready for prime time. So he grabbed some hairspray and sprayed it on her. 34 981 27K 608K
divya venn @divya_venn 15h x ... I always thought this should win an award for like, most accurate advertising 120 1.8K 39K 18
X cassidy @lore_bug 18h ... took my mom to get her nails done and she asked for rainbow trout nails 228 3.3K 65K 603K
Chase Mitchell Follow @ChaseMit Not Mike White gifting this image to the world on the week of March Madness DUKE 1:10 AM 3 3/17/25.. 132K Views 1 144 5.2K 145
celia @tinybraidtv.18h XI ... insane lineup 100% WELOVE 5 THE ULTIMATE RECORD COLLECTION OFFICIAL TAYLOR SWIFT SPECIAL verywell AY Learn However Carls Communicate NATIONAL Discover Cats Throughout History GEOGRAPHIC Crack the Code of Cal Emotions THE Autism THE ALBUMS. HOT THE SECRET LIFE SINGLES THE A NEW UNDERSTANDING he DEFINITIVE The Spectrum and Neurodiversity The Many Foces of Autism OF CATS TIMELINE. Out of Treatments at Every Age-Finding Support as the Wild r and into Our Homes 4 EASTER EGGS HATCHED ERAS REVIEWED TTPD UNPACKED. 91 2.1K 23K 428K
XI mx. jan O @imbtchzz 1d ... so beautiful that it became a dildo that talks you through it @ISLANDB... 1d ISLAND BOY DO NOT PUT YOUR WATER BOTTLE IN THE DISHWASHER Dies REMEMBER DER KEEP CHUGGIN 3m FEELING AWESO Gipno- DON'T GIVE UP 7pm- ALMOST FINISHED you un 1K 22 21K 548K
Z hozier day @wastelandwalls 9h G ... bro's an extra crispy irishman like wdym you were born on st patrick's day POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.1 13h Happy 35th birthday to the talented Hozier. 8 1.2K 15K del 186K
5hahem @shaTIRED 15h taking the statue of liberty back would be funny af if it weren't indicative of the impending third world war, ngl NEWS WIRE NewsWire French lawmaker calls for U.S. to return Statue of Liberty, saying America no longer represents its founding values. Ado @NewsWire_US - 19h Adobe.St Adobe Stock Adob Adobe Stock G ... Adobe Sto Adobe Stock Adobe Stock 7 Adobe Adobe Adobe Stock Stock dobe Stoc Adobe Stock 834 Adobe Adobe Stock Adobe Stock 6.7K Adab dobe Stock be Store 131K
Lin-Manuel Rwanda @lmrwanda 7h ... This man might be the only ambassador in the modern world who actually understands what his job is and how to do it. Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK- 7h Happy St Patrick's Day! I made matcha latte with a shamrock! 52 del 309K 872 18K
@northstardoll-17h G ... hey sorry for sending you 20 posts in a row. It's just that everything in the entire world reminds me of you. because I love you + 900 ... 1 33 1.8K 19K 408K
lee @whodfislee 15h ... spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me 54 2.1K 13K del 242K
Chuck Taylor @BoozeBlogsChuck 23h 0 ... Early entry for Time Magazine Photo of the Year I U BOSTO KRISTAPS BORGANGIS 48 4 39 2.9K 75K
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 17h pancakeke Follow I That's it 1 APPLE + 1 MANGO IN THIS FRUIT BAR. I like these but the name makes me feel like I'm about to get yelled at jdididydog Follow tl what the fuck is happening with your keyboard bro 5 245 3.6K 30K
CROW @crowbrss 21h ... I just know the salt would stop concentrating when it's me @zzzgoonin 22h zz You can't sink in the water in Siwa Oasis, Egypt Wowww because of the intense salt concentration... 0:15 159 5.4K 44K del 1.2M
Shasti @sh44sti i.19h G ... well I never see you officiating the local goat- I never see you at the polo game in Kyrgyzstan club... 19 744 14K del 207K
Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng 22h ... Guy who hates Harvey Weinstein for the wrong reason V Variety @Variety 22h Joe Russo Says Harvey Weinstein Vilified Mainstream Movies' and Kept Blockbusters From Winning Major Awards: 'Popular Films Were Winning Oscars Before the Mid '90s' variety.com/2025/film/news... 56 2K 39K 1.2M
claire rowden ... @clx1re guys they had a rabbit walk the red carpet at the snow white I'm screaming Disney premiere SNOW WHITE gettyimages Credit: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin 2205312202
rainer @uncoolboyfriend . 15h G ... he had that shit on Horrovs USA 8 1.1K 15K 243K الله
emi @kyunchef 22h ... Crying looking through my screenshots and seeing this one from when we were doing Zoom classes and my professor just had these tabs open without acknowledging the bit R x fail all students in a class? G x G grades 89 8,280 154K 1.7M
mother earth @feminterrupted - 13h G ... phone charger wasn't working so i flipped it around and bent it to the left and now it is 5 348 10K del 83K
trash jones @jzux . 14h ... money can't buy happiness until you're on vacation and then you realize it definitely can 7 182 2.1K 45K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss - 17h G ... Trying to kill the beetle in my room but suddenly it starts talking about how I acquired my fathers temper and my mothers hunger for destruction. ЭХА alliture + 515.3K 1,489 42K 14 526 7.2K 79K
no context memes @weirddalle 22h O ... absolutely insane casting. he looks like someone just ITCHING to ask me a riddle @clampcity_.3d Show this thread вл COOKLY NEW В YORK PAUL DANO ACTOR, THE BATMAN 41 2.2K 77K 920K
TokyoSunbather @tokyosunbather • 19h G ... im on coasts you've never heard of eating crustaceans you can't pronounce 97 37 1.5K 43K
doomer @uncledoomer. 19h G ... sword of damocles but its a giant boulder that crushes the entire department if the meeting could have been an email Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery . I Mar 15 No. 125 4K 52K 1M
The Eggman @ASleepyEgg.17h G ... Parody account Do it again. dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . Mar 16 NOOO I HIT A HEDGEHOG 71 6K 113K del 1.5M
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely.15h Playing the sims Feral Pawg Hunter @FeralPHunter 17h whats the female version of punching drywall 16 221 3.6K del 125K
XI Natalie @jbfan911.16h ... This and being drunk with a guy from hinge who doesn't care ifl live or die Ford DELTA TARGET FIELD END OXCO GEORGE us bank FLOVE the Ticasino.com ECOLAB 488 19 12K 260K

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