43 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, March 14, 2025

‘What the tea, over’
43 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, March 14, 2025

Even with his millennial icon status, Severance star Adam Scott has one major difference from his loyal band of 30-something fans: You’ll never catch him rewatching Parks and Recreation. The AppleTV+ star opened up about his time on the beloved NBC sitcom during a recent appearance on Rob Lowe’s Literally podcast, revealing that he finds re-watching the series “sad.” 

“There’s something that I miss so much, which is why I never watch Parks,” he recalled, noting that the episodes make him “miss everybody.” “I don’t feel like I ever took it for granted because I was always appreciative of how lucky we were.”

Scott may prefer living in the present, but Seinfeld alum Jason Alexander isn’t above a little reminiscing. The actor recently shared that the secret to his four-decade-spanning marriage to wife Daena Title is embodying a paraphrased quote from A Raisin in the Sun. “On my worst day, she remembers me on my best day and beckons me back,” he said, referencing the beloved Lorraine Hansberry play. “If you have a partner who can do that, because we all have worst days, you don’t give up on that partner.” 

Meanwhile, we don’t have to look too far in the past to find hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about Australia’s Spice Girls obsession, how some fish celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and a sleeping pill diva.

nic carter ... @nic__carter I just want a car that is 0% computer 5:11 PM.Mar 13, 2025 4.8M Views 4.8K 6.4K 110K 1.7K
Loky O ... @lokymann eupt phona HBO ORIGINAL HB max FYC eu phoria emax FYC N Netflix @netflix Mar 10, 2017 Replying to @netflix Love is sharing a password. 9:40 PM Mar 12, 2025 4.8M Views
gio. ... @GioModd not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned. 11:32 PM.Mar 13, 2025 1.2M Views 58 8.9K 93K 3.2K
Ruby ... @ysk100k Aww she took him to see her old coworkers Matrix @Matrix_114. Mar 12 halle bailey & halo 0:15 it was a great day 6:56 PM Mar 12, 2025 5.8M Views 177 6.5K 150K 1.9K
clown ... @bugsquelcher doing this but with my balls inside of Infinite Jest Raw @Rawpkw. Mar 10 Ouch DEPECHE MOD MOHYMEHT 1:39 PM.Mar 13, 2025 633.5K Views 38 830 24K 1.5K
Hana Katana + ... @KatanaSpeaks This quite literally is a recession indicator reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo - Mar 12 the real recession indicator is that i'm trying to get out of the strip club & get a civilian job 7:13 AM.Mar 13, 2025 5 . 3.3M Views 60 6.9K 104K 4K
... @y2kcvnty iknow his goon face goes crazy paige!! @laurieslaurence - Mar 12 my current obsession is this gif ctures II GIF PATTINSONGIFS 3:02 AM Mar 13, 2025 1.4M Views 124 2K 49K 3.8K
Despachico ... @_CHICO You're in her DM's, I'm texting her from random numbers telling her she's got unpaid tolls. 10:15 AM.Mar 13, 2025 581.2K Views 36 1.7K 18K 449
monica ... @waystarroyhoe flags at half mast today im so serious Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Mar 13 The Pirate Bay cofounder, Carl Lundström, has died in plane crash. The Pirate Bay 2:06 PM Mar 13, 2025.3.8M Views
masterbeef ... @newgamertag What the TEA, over. 10:03 AM Mar 12, 2025 493.6K Views
Max Fosh @max_fosh Mar 13 s ... Fun fact about Australia: they are huge Scary Spice fans MELB NO 40 1.1K 29K 534K
MIDWEST Midwest vs. Everybody Subscribe O ... OPE. @midwestern_ope EVERYBODY Fish waking up in the Chicago River on Saturday morning 8:04 PM Mar 12, 2025 . 1M Views
bobbi loves vampires ... @hiimbobbi Eating my lunch and my first thought was, This needs a sauce. 3:44 PM Mar 13, 2025 5.1.3M Views 55 2.8K 56K 1.6K
chatpile roan ... @lornashawty oh i leave quite an impression 9:14 PM . Mar 12, 2025.1.4M Views
adam ... @kingofthelocals I was obsessed with this diva as a child. She made taking sleeping pills seem so refined and ethereal TM Lunesta (eszopiclone)© 1, 2 AND 3 MG TABLETS 10:02 AM . Mar 13, 2025 . 343.4K Views
big diesel ... @JustBoysLaughin I wonder if weed still gives me The Fear 9:28 PM Mar 12, 2025 . 491.2K Views 87 1.9K 21K 697
Cassandra G ... @TheMovieMermaid Checked my credit card balance They were scary. The numbers were scary. 9:12 PM Mar 12, 2025 1.6M Views
Malort & Dumplings @LadyDumplings - Mar 13 s ... Actually wheezing 786 3.9K 142K dJ 2.8M
sarah hagi ... @KindaHagi doing reverse pomodoro where i work for 5 minutes and then spend 25 minutes looking at sunglasses online 1:53 PM - Mar 13, 2025 950.2K Views 6.1K 62K 1.1K
Mike Birnigglia ... @MikeBirnigglia I feel bad for kids today. They'll never know a time when white guys weren't... this. If you're under 25, you've only ever seen the worst era of white men. You missed out on Tony Hawk. You missed out on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now they just podcast, eat beef tallow, and lie. 10:28 AM Mar 13, 2025 508.2K Views 129 2.1K 28K 1.2K
lisa ... @gaykittycorps this is like asking why are there so many heterosexual realtors? Juniper Mills @gblrfgr Mar 12 why are there so many gay female astronauts. good for them. good for them WENDY LANSENCE NASA NASA CHALLENGER PASIAN HAUCK NICK TROPONICA GL. 5:50 PM Mar 13, 2025 426.5K Views
Scott Chegg ... @buckfastbadlad vaccinated? Mirr The Mirror @DailyMirror Mar 13 or Ex-Tory mayor 'died in drug den with plastic bag over head tied to chair for sexual pleasure' mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/e... 5:48 PM Mar 13, 2025 . 1M Views
ayșe ... @PROGRAMMED2KILL im crunching croutons loud as hell and im abusing advil. my fit is trash too 7:21 PM Mar 13, 2025 92.4K Views 6 977 7.2K 240
TokyoSunbather ... @tokyosunbather reading the college girls texts over her shoulder on the subway 12:11 PM Mar 13, 2025 3.184.4K Views
Mykola Pastux G ... @mykolapastux What happened to him? No one said thank you 12:18 PM Mar 13, 2025 . 318.3K Views
Wild TikToks с Subscribe O ... @wildtiktokss when we aren't allowed to have our backpacks because in 2003 Glen Powell let out 3000 crickets into the cafeteria 5:42 AM Mar 14, 2025.33.6K Views
GreenGay ... GALLEGAT @GreenGayYT She'd be up for elimination if this was a talent show on DragRace 0:07 From The Figen 4:36 AM Mar 14, 2025 5.353K Views
aLec robBins ... @alecrobbins i could see myself falling for this one FREE BIRDSEED!! NO FREE! CHARGE! ENTER SPECIAL COME ON TODAY! IN! ENTRANCE 2:14 AM Mar 14, 2025 . 19.5K Views
THE JRE The JRE Companion ... COMPANION @TheJRECompanion Your uncle shows up to the BBQ with his 'recently divorced buddy BUD BUD LIGH BUD LIGHT Shane Gillis and Post Malone
Big Sister Gorgeous One ... @PersnicketyK You gon hate when I add the artichokey on the end Justice @FITCH_mascot Mar 13 I fucking hate when mfs say okie dokie. 10 year old ass response. 1:53 PM.Mar 13, 2025 . 2.7M Views 195 14K 121K 2.3K
fab 0 ... @tubbbbss Ok iMessage okay :// i wish u the best not ur relationship just u 2:14 PM Mar 13, 2025 . 1M Views
M ... @duskgumi called my dog fat and then he threw up 15 minutes later, now my mom is telling the family I gave him an eating disorder L 2:08 PM.Mar 13, 2025.4.6M Views 142 21K 379K 10K
Viggie Smalls ... @Viggie_Smalls93 Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I'm bad with money or if they are 7:00 PM.Mar 13, 2025 . 486.4K Views 131 1.8K 24K 647
Rotimi Adeoye ... @_rotimia I refuse to accept that America cannot have this. juan @juanbuis Mar 12 france's new high-speed trains were just revealed and... they look *incredible* AOU Plus Belle ligno 2:42 PM . Mar 12, 2025.8.8M Views
... @joyfemmes WAIT @dontsmilejuno Mar 11 this reminds me of that one mike wazowski picture x.com/1989trackfourr... 6:51 PM Mar 11, 2025 . 12.3M Views 285 41K 554K 13K
patrick ... @imPatrickT this is better than IMAX watching OPPENHEIMER how Nolan intended TFT ACTIVE METROX <TUNING IN CH CALL CH 7 11 13 5 6 CH VHF 2 A 69 60 40 50 30 14 UHF CASIO LCD COLOR TELEVISION EV-4500 0:23
cynomel muncher ... @cynomel (if you can't get your hands on chimpanzee milk) _aestheticprimal_ @aestheticprimal Mar 13 if was in puberty and wanted to maximize my height growth I would be stocking up on these: - raw goat milk (if you can't get your hands on chimpanzee milk)... Show more THOA 2:01 PM Mar 13, 2025 185.4K Views
... @ppyowna unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world 9:11 PM Mar 12, 2025 1.2M Views 68 11K 75K 1.7K
ILOOK LIKE HANK HILL NAKED @New_D_Kosher - Mar 13 s ... Never in my life seen off brand Hawaiian Punch. It's bout to be some extreme debauchery going on Alanis King @alanisnking. Jun 3, 2022 Happy Friday MADE IN U.S. 70 - S 70 - - F TROPICAL PUNCH if di NATURAL &ARTIFICIAL FRUIT FLAVORED DRINK EXTRACT - INFUSE -FORTIFY MADE IN THE UNITED STATES IL 2024 EVERCLEAR EXCELLENT SOURCE OF VITAMIN с DISTILLED FROM 190 AMERICAN ORAI BEBICA SABOR A FRUTAS VITAMIN C VITAM 1 GAL-CONT. NET 3.78L ١٤% GRAIN RIGHEST ALCOHOL ALCOHOL PROOF QUALITY BY VOLUME 390 6.7K 89K del 2.6M
El Guarromantico Subscribe ... @Guarromantico_ Nunca lo notamos SHREK LA SUSTANCIA EVER HAPPILT MARINUM DaG AFTER Love STRINGT TRUE name - - ACTIVATOR SHRU ELISABETH SPARKLE 12:10 PM Mar 13, 2025 . 1.1M Views
с ... @theclovecoterie Meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher...I love doing things I already know I will enjoy!!!! 6:49 PM - Mar 13, 2025 2.7M Views 113 62K 233K 7.2K
Everything Out Of Context Subscribe ... @EverythingOOC Even the road dont fwm YS 2:36 AM Mar 13, 2025 3.8M Views
Respectful Memes ... @RespectfulMemes Male birds Female birds 9:00 AM Mar 13, 2025 . 1.9M Views 77 12K 193K 5.1K

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