30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 12, 2025

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30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 12, 2025

A year and change after Warner Bros. permanently shelved Coyote vs. Acme in what may be the boldest tax write-off in Hollywood history, one Looney Tunes superfan has refused to take “That’s all, folks!” for an answer. On Tuesday, a Wile E. Coyote-clad protester decided to make the most of their First Amendment rights, and hit Warner Bros.’ SoCal lot with demands that the company properly premiere the completed film. “Release me!” read their picket sign, which has since found infamy online. 

As this costumed crusader publicly mourned all the wacky, slapstick hijinks that could have been, ‘80s teen icon Molly Ringwald opened up about the films that were. During a recent stint on Monica Lewinsky’s Reclaiming podcast, the actress discussed serving as John Hughes’ muse. “I mean, I’d done more movies actually than John had at that point. But I was still only 15 years old,” Ringwald recalled of learning the storied director, then 33, had written Sixteen Candles while gazing at her headshot. “I didn’t have a lot of life experience.”

Decades later, of course, we don’t need Hughes’ movies to make us laugh — we have the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about women in PHLEGM, something better than delusion and a shoe with a confusing message.

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kira Subscribe O ... @kirawontmiss what elephant? i 9GAG.COM Baby Elephant Tries To Hide Behind The Light Pole After Spotted Eating Sugarcane 8:58 PM Mar 11, 2025 58185K Views
DIBs ... @rwrqueer Member Eggs?? In this economy? It's gotta be the billionaire sts Apple TV @AppleTV.21h Whet your appetite. #Severance-New episode Friday Seve ance 0:05 3:21 PM Mar 11, 2025 87.9K Views
Melissa (M²) ... @ToolGirl18 Pickles are great..until you're in one. 3:00 PM Mar 11, 2025 157.1K Views 23 1.5K 7.3K 201
Хау ... @hoodopulence I KNOW that ain't who I think it is Amtrak @Amtrak 16h guess we're the only ones doing free baggage now 10:11 PM Mar 11, 2025 5 . 1M Views
M ... @ilymacyb apple alarm want you to be unemployed 9:08 AM Mar 11, 2025 4.1M Views 722 16K 170K 5K
Black Girl ... @t_sadiity It's smelling like believe what you want outside 1:44 PM Mar 11, 2025 907.4K Views 128 8.1K 32K 1.8K
jac ... @jackiexshauna if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points Highly Rated 3:53 PM Mar 11, 2025.1.9M Views
broti gupta ... @BrotiGupta the baby said gaga today... kind of on the nose 3:17 PM Mar 11, 2025 129.5K Views 15 263 9.4K 71
Synexdoche ... @amor_fatti women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music) 9:27 PM Mar 11, 2025 259.9K Views 30 3.6K 16K 1.1K
Mogul And They Know That ... @waymoflydenu I usually give it 2 raws Squishy @dreamyhighs 19h How long do yall wait to say I love you???? 5:14 PM Mar 11, 2025 2.6M Views
Koko ... @KorryMae I can never detect love bombing because that's exactly how you should act as soon as you meet me! 12:18 PM Mar 11, 2025 319.9K Views 42 4.2K 17K 841
Globethotter ... @BrianMcLight Rihanna selling everything but music. Beyoncé charging $500 to sit beside Jesus. Kourtney Kardashian is back on reality TV. ...And now Southwest is now charging for checked baggage. Baby, the recession is HERE! 9:34 AM Mar 11, 2025 821.1K Views 58 5K 40K 984
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Redd Subscribe ... @ReddCinema my soulmate probably lost.... MARCO 2:23 PM Mar 11, 2025 315.9K Views 325 2.5K 8.1K 624
... @ppyowna when the essay topic so good you just start venting 10:40 AM Mar 11, 2025 825.6K Views 95 10K 56K 1.5K
Dean Vernon Wormer ... @DeanWormer34 Showing the crawdads Tavon Austin highlights 4:50 PM Mar 11, 2025 102.8K Views
Barstool Are Dee Tee ... @editti22 D Dad Cell Tiger ruptured his achilles Woods? He's finished No, the one from ZOO How many tigers do you know Delivered He's finished too 4:03 PM Mar 11, 2025.2.5M Views
kali O ... @minioncanibal ONE - I 10:56 AM Mar 11, 2025 9.4M Views
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit . 16h G ... Impossible not to read in a Russian movie accent POP CRAVE @PopCrave Mar 11 Pop Crave Sabrina Carpenter looks beautiful in new selfie: I am sick like dog but I can't wait for tonight Glasgow 5 70 2.5K 103K
TemiTope.PR ... @temitopepr i was only 3 months old when i got my first lambo Nondighten NoteS. @NoteSphere e Mar 10 $5,000 baby-stroller by Lamborghini. AUTOMOBILI LAMBORGHINI 4:30 AM Mar 11, 2025 3.8M Views
iya ... @hotmessjunk Girls when they woke up in the middle of the night and its like they can feel time moving 1:08 AM Mar 12, 2025 205.8K Views
ICON welp. Subscribe O ... @YSLONIKA the views... we really were going through it during quarantine ABS IN 2 WEEKS! 11:04 Get Abs in 2 WEEKS I Abs Workout Challenge Chloe Ting 570M views 5 years ago 2:11 PM Mar 11, 2025 . 217.2K Views
Aelfred The Great ... @aelfred_D I am begging people to take an intro to philosophy class bri love @mclovenxoxo Mar 10 people who think you can't have morality without religion scare me bc wtf do you mean???? 5:28 PM Mar 11, 2025 4.2M Views 1.1K 3.9K 61K 7.3K
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Senator Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith = The WHITE HOUSE It was another week filled with endless wins for the American people under President Donald J. Trump. skooks @skooookum. Mar 10 my 401k provider put a trigger warning on the login page Due to recent volatility in the financial markets, before you make changes to your retirement account, it's important for you to review your retirement strategy and how it relates to your risk tolerance, time horizon until retirement and your savings goals before making any changes. Your retirement account should be viewed as a long-term savings and investment strategy, so decisions
swag 900 Follow ... Sash @ecco401k I did not have sexual relations with that DJ 5:33 PM Mar 11, 2025 . 131.4K Views 9 694 4.9K 246
derek guy @dieworkwear . 11h G ... me in the US when canada hikes electricity prices Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson Mar 10 you up? 27 205 7.2K del 204K
... @ppyowna do you ever just sit with your laptop open and just use your phone? cus same 1:09 PM Mar 11, 2025 666.1K Views 150 6.2K 43K 639

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