40 Emotionally Unavailable Bits of Trivia That Will Share Absolutely Everything But Their Innermost Thoughts and Feelings
Knowledge is all they have. What more could you want?

We don’t want to pry, but as these facts’ best friends, we think you’re asking a bit too much from them lately. They’re feeling stretched thin, and although they didn’t ask us to tell you this, we feel like you should just be happy with the knowledge they provide and not dig for more.
We’ve known them since the first grade, and if you’re going to be in our lives (sorry, their lives), we need to make sure they’re being appreciated for the amazing facts they are.
Channing Tatum

Bob Dylan

Superheroes

Tesla

Mulan

Coffee

Girl Scouts

Source: Girl Scouts
Thanksgiving

India

Jessica Alba

Johnny Depp

Insects

Leprechauns

Domino’s

Source: 16 Random Facts About, You Know, the World and Stuff
Top Gun

Mussolini

Star Wars

Bruno Mars

Fungi

MIT and Quaker

Archives of Terror

NASA

Hong Kong

French Cars

Taken

Cadbury

Roald Dahl

Napoleon’s Orangutan

Jacques-Louis David/Wiki Commons, Anoine-Jean Gros/Wiki Commons, yebemoto/Shutterstock
LeVar Burton

Art Theft

Steven Van Zandt

Home Appliances

Star Wars

Ghostbusters

Drew Barrymore

Source: Looper
Olivia Newton-John

Attack of the Clones

The Shining

Male Emotions

The Velvet Worm
