30 Insanely Dumb Things People Said During Sex
‘Ahh I feel like a Hot Pocket!’
Plenty of guys boast about being a lion in bed, but one brave man took things a step further. “My ex told me she was with a guy and they were going at it,” the Redditor recalled. “She said to him ‘move faster’ and there was a slight pause and then he roared.”
Though she found it funny, she was confused about what prompted him to give his best lion impression. As it turns out, he thought she said, “Mufasa.’”
Name-dropping beloved Disney characters is far from the only weird thing someone has uttered in bed. Whether it’s mentioning Bruce Springsteen or doing a pretty good Marge Simpson impression, these cringeworthy stories will make you think twice before you attempt any kind of dirty talk.
