44 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 6, 2025

44 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 6, 2025

If the abuse allegations, his marriage to Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter, and the monstrosity that was 2017’s Wonder Wheel somehow weren’t enough to sour your view of Woody Allen, the disgraced filmmaker has found himself in the hot seat yet again — this time, for “humiliating” a teenage Twiggy during her 1967 trip to New York City.

In a new documentary detailing her life in the limelight, Twiggy — also known as Dame Lesley Lawson — discussed her infamous sit-down with the director, in which Allen — then 31 — started grilling the 17-year-old model on her favorite philosophers while refusing to name any of his own. “It was horrible,” she recalled of the ordeal, noting that she “just didn’t want to cry” during the interview. 

Where Allen apparently reveled in interrogating a young girl on national television, TV host Johnny Carson wanted to steer clear of on-screen controversy. In a newly-unearthed 60 Minutes interview, Carson told host Mike Wallace that there’s a “real danger” in broaching serious topics on a late-night show, adding “You could sway people, and I don’t think you should as an entertainer.”

Thankfully, the entertainers of Twitter are logged on and ready to tackle any topic. Today’s funniest tweets include how it feels to be a laptop, a reason to stay home, and a new way to celebrate Lent.

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Gritty is the Way ... @Gritty20202 is it too early to pick an official Presidential Portrait? ALT 12:34 PM Mar 5, 2025 914.8K Views
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bobbi loves vampires ... @hiimbobbi No, I will not be watching the first 5 mins of Mickey 17 on Twitter on my phone in my house. I'll be watching it in a THEATER while I drink an ICEE and eat the SANDWICH I'm snuck in my purse. 10:55 PM.Mar 5, 2025 . 274K Views 29 1.3K 17K 294
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Sam Fonseca ... @SamFonsecaa The shit you say when you have a language oral exam in school Liam @OfficialVizeh . 7h am 26 years old and I bought a football NOSSA SPORT 6:07 AM Mar 6, 2025 5.2.9M Views 63 4.4K 141K 1.8K
the introverted hater ... @violentlyepic just downvoted a 12 year old reddit comment 1:45 PM Mar 5, 2025 198.3K Views 37 662 18K 175
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Why you should have a cat Subscribe G ... @ShouldHaveCat new rule: bathroom light stays on. 6:21 PM Mar 5, 2025.1.2M Views
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erica ... @ericanextdooor sorry i can't go out tonight i'm at home sitting down 3:05 PM.Mar 5, 2025 . 1.6M Views 71 16K 94K 2.6K
zay dante ... @zaydante I feel wile...we don't have to keep interviewing him... POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.Mar 5 Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man because 'women are the worst': I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so ea... Show more 12:35 PM Mar 5, 2025 1M Views
ella ... @_4rtms you're so funny!! thanks, i wasn't enough for the guy i was in love with 1:16 AM . I Mar 5, 2025 711.4K Views 136 8.3K 43K 3.7K
no context memes Subscribe ... @weirddalle My Daily Schedule: 1PM Wake up 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM 6 PM PM 7 PM 8 PM 9 11 PM 3 AM gn 5:28 AM Mar 6, 2025 . 1 168.5K Views
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out of context dogs Subscribe G ... @contextdogs to two sick horses evaluating an orb 6qubed it floats don't like that 9:00 AM Mar 5, 2025 986.4K Views
juju $ Subscribe ... @ayeejuju The 10/10 I pulled by being funny Me 5:42 PM Mar 5, 2025.958.9K Views
cold ... @coldhealing Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal Season 2 looks crazy Decker Eveleth @dex_eve. 3h Well, THAT'S unexpected. China appears to have built a 1 to 1 replica of Osama Bin Laden's compound at one of their training sites outside Korla. 12:24 PM . Mar 6, 2025 5.24.2K Views
hamdi G ... @xamdl4 The Conjuring (2013) dir. James Wan THE CONJURING 11:11 PM-Mar 5, 2025 189.2K Views 62 1.4K 15K 400
Drew Taylor ... @DrewTailored Excuse me, aren't we forgetting about someone? WDW News Today @WDWNT Mar 3 'Win or Lose' Introduces First Openly Christian Disney Character in 20 Years After Canceling Transgender Storyline buff.ly/ze8LUTI 11:55 AM Mar 5, 2025 . 6M Views
Mydeimos t ... @weepingcupid this will never not be funny to me Reply to mr_fat_cat's comment So your a woman who's attracted to women but they're not attracted to you...wow you really putting the L in LGBTQ j@acidic_roach 93.8K 4:12 AM Mar 5, 2025 5.3.3M Views
Neil Renic ... @NC_Renic The template slavoj zizek 11:04 AM SZ to me v Sorry for the delay of my reply. I am simply too old and tired for such things, I lack concentration. It's sad. ... 6:14 AM Mar 5, 2025 2.9M Views
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autumn ... @spooky_hoe420 i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days 11:04 PM . Mar 4, 2025 503.3K Views 59 3.9K 23K 513
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SoggyKiwi O ... @KiwiSoggy hell yeah I'm jellyfish I'm snake I'm mammoth the GMO brothers 6:42 AM Mar 5, 2025 625.7K Views
brooke ... @peachyphus sean baker is lowkey the julian casablancas of film 11:49 AM.Mar 5, 2025 171.1K Views 36 331 5.1K 354
Trade Sesh O ... @tradeseshpod This Oscar award winning poster Anora 12:04 AM Mar 6, 2025 . 109K Views
doctorbattle @doctorbattle 22h ... dated a girl W the same first name as an ex of mine. still got yelled at when saying her name sometimes because she could tell i meant the other one 57 567 18.8K 383K
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