48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 24, 2025

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48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 24, 2025

Prepare for liftoff! 

Jeff Bezos’ aerospace company Blue Origin has assembled an all-female crew to fly into space this spring. The crew consists of CBS Mornings co-host Gayle King, the soon-to-be-Mrs.-Bezos Lauren Sánchez, film producer Kerianne Flynn, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, aerospace engineer Aisha Bowe and pop star Katy Perry. Sánchez said that the purpose of this specific mission was to “challenge their perspectives of Earth, empower them to share their own stories and create lasting impact that will inspire generations to come.” 

But after finding out about Perry’s inclusion, one Twitter user joked that her “album was so bad they’re kicking her off the planet.” In space, no one can hear you stream 143…; although, given the sales numbers, they can’t hear you do it on Earth either. 

Perry’s waning career wasn’t the only punching bag for the timeline this week, though. Other digital burn victims included parents and their online blindspot, the Elon Musk of apps and someone who “by enlargely” deserves it.

yaoi enjoyer final boss @thepartybirb 4d duolingo is kinda the app equivalent of elon musk Pop Base @PopBase. 4d Duolingo updates icon. 599 322K 15K 6.1M
haxxtrodinaire zw @sabzsgizo.4 4d ... But not a pyramid scheme MR SAMBO SNR @collen_sambo2. 1. 1/13/25 Parents can detect fake friends. 290 24K 270K 6.1M
jake! @cassiesrey 4d you can't spell ignorant without ign IGN @IGN.5d Is Anthony Mackie the MCU's permanent Captain America, or will Chris Evans return to take back the shield? bit.ly/3X9W9E6 4.2K 67K 1.3M 159
FOOD FOOTBALL @kungfunahi - 5 5d How can you be row Z in your own home A с @AC2802M - 5d SALAHHHHHHHH GOAL Expedie 438 11K 257K 8.7M
Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 4d In England this the Chinese food they give you with a side of red sweet and sour sauce Buzz BRANCH CEO @trollsbuzz 6d So broke i ate this for dinner the other night I'm not even joking 29 707 17K 410K
FLIX @FLIX3DBLAST 4d ... How dudes who pirate shit feel after telling you they pirate everything 731 8.9K 160K 3.2M
jerb @searobbing 4d Everybody is laughing at this but it probably does feel really good to develop an adderall addiction and wind up in a codependent multi-way relationship with the 6 other young men that you share your life and body with. Finn Mallery @fin465.5d POV: you got all your most cracked friends to move sf to build an ai startup Revenue: $50k+ / month Rent: <$1k / person Sleep: 4-6 hrs / night Mattresses on the floor: :7 If you're not doing this, your startup will never hit PMF EUO 106 2.6K 62K 1.9M
alex @monarchdemi • 4d you know it's ai cause miley's mouth is closed embel Ёmbël @embelgraphy 4d graphy MILEY FEAT. DEMI - TOYS BEFORE BOYS #MileyCyrus #DemiLovato #Disney #Alart TOYS TOYS BEFORE BEFORE BOYS BOYS embel embel graphy 114 2.9K 90K 2.7M
eve @impossiblyeve • 5d not arguing with a straight man ur g spot is in ur butt 454 24K 238K 5.3M
J-dawg @H4TEDEMON 1.5d ... bbno$ Slushynoobz Tate mcrae Elon musk White lotus GIF Altin my world. Not in the world I'm living in. 155 2.5K 32K 808K
Mohammad @MargBarAmerica 4d they don't teach you in history class just how cringey and embarrassing every fascist movement has always been Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru 5d JUST IN: Elon Musk proposes FAFO as the enforcement arm of DOGE. Federal Agency for Financial Oversight FAFO 905 12K 162K 3.4M
Redd @ReddCinema 1d ... The fact that Ed Sheeran gets horny don't sit right with me 308 2.2K 31K 852K
Rio @riomat7.2d ... thank you (?) y'all are like if rich gay aunts were neither rich nor aunts so ... just gay 8 821 38K 275K
Alias. @TheFliestPlane 1d ... The meatballs is actually more important than the baby. 24THEEPROBLEM. @yallknowlilcobi.2d sorry but there will be NO MEATBALLS at my baby shower 268 8.5K 47K 2M
caitlin @hello__caitlin 16h ... One of my favorite things happening on TikTok right now X is the widespread mixup of necrophilia and necromancy DIDDY CHARGED WITH NECROMANCY? + 66.9K ... 4,178 6,814 67 1.8K 26K 365K
ross @mostweasel_ 1d seeing the word derpy with the skull emoji next to it feels Smoking - very wrong, they are from two different worlds that should not coincide F Fortnite @Fortnite 1d lol he's so derpy BoaM 95 4K 80K 1M
@JusTafireTitan 21h Squash6 X ... So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the fuck outta here? 958 5.6K 53K 817K
Nicholas @nickycantaloupe 1d When I say Protestants will never get it, this is a good example of what I mean. You will never have ladies who put a rosary on every nail before going to pray the rosary for the dying pope. You will never get this. Catholic News Service Rome @CatholicNew... 2d Praying the rosary for Pope Francis in St. Peter's Square tonight. Photo by @PabloEsparzaa 133 813 11K 379K
timber @DeerLoaf 19h This genuinely startled me a bit in TOW PRICE p R Sarris CANDIES poppi Q the MINECRAFT M. OVIE E FANDANGO poppi Get a $15 Movie Ticket Reward* to See MINECRAFT poppi poppi الجمعية MOVIE ONLY IN THEATERS APRIL 4 poppi - - - / - des = 3 www. - - de poppi poppi pi #sodasback USD OSO 25 OSO 25 Calories blotles or Lass Your Can oppi 2 I OSO 150 3.9K 90K 836K
doomer @uncledoomer . 1d ... ikkow a subaru dealership hate to see them coming cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic. 1d britt lower and adam scott 17 364 13K 593K
dudugs @ratvisionist . 5h we are fat because we are frying things in the wrong fluid seems like a parody of americans and yet 43 691 18K 295K
CLASSY FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium - dd ... literally chemicals that chewed up the ozone layer and made rfk's voice like that @neurodoevergent - 2d what were they putting in the hairspray back then Super Bowl Cheers! Love COWBOYS LLAS 80 5.8K 153K 2.5M
deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight. 2d ... ENC white guys be like my name is Alex 163 1.1K 12K 510K
@RubbBandGrant.4 4d g ... Nah my granny ain't 35 Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker. 4d Yall grandmas got an apostrophe in they name? 237 5.7K 58K 2.1M
JT @Jtaylor0_3.2 23h Guy whose wealth and status is entirely built on handouts trying to lecture people on the concept of handouts lol Dexerto @Dexerto . 2d They have to get into the mentality that no one is gonna help them but themselves Kai Cenat said he doesn't like giving anyone, including friends, free handouts tammystar2005 79 49 47 O SK cranker97 HOURS MINUTES SECONDS cc wwwww 122 19 vibritis be said 10 Tordiil_1 KNC Jameschave: CA 120 0:54 622 6.9K 117K 4.1M
caitlin @hello_caitlin 17h ... BY ENLARGELY Imao JWaller7 @Waller7J. 1d By enlargely, A lot of people would be attractive if they: - Were in good shape - Have good hygiene - Have good style 94 1.4K 56K 1.2M
primadonna @versaceschanel 1d this is what johnny depp fans think he's serving chefkids @girlflopping . 3 3d his range is crazy and so slept on x.com/FilmUpdates/ st... 51 9.4K 145K del 2.4M
Jack Califano @jackcalifano.1 1d ... I'd rather kill myself thanks Apply on Jooble Apply on BeBee 247 7K 142K 2.6M
Mike @mhc_76. 1d Participation trophy culture is out of control Karoline Leavitt @PressSec. 1d You never know who you're going to see at the White House! Great meeting Harrison Butker @buttkicker7 today! 113 3.2K 65K 1.4M
cleo the impersonator ? @KILLINGBOYS - 1d album so bad they're kicking her off the planet Pop Base @PopBase.1 1d Katy Perry is set to go to space for Jeff Bezos' next Blue Origin rocket launch. The launch will take place this Spring. BLUE OB GIN 417 16K 254K 6.5M
Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes - 1d ... I'M JOINING THE WAR ON BIRD FLU ON THE SIDE OF THE BIRD FLU imgflip.com NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US . dd Trump administration weighs pulling funding for Moderna bird flu vaccine - Bloomberg 59 5.9K 101K 1.9M
Mikiel B. Jordan @astrooctapus 1d ... looking like kai cenat @PopBase. 1d Pop Base Donkey receives a redesign for 'Shrek 5.' 1.2K 22K 449K 13M
Daniel Heaton @2D0XPS 2d ... If the Titanic sank today, all those people would be in lifeboats because of the 1914 International Convention for the Safety of Life at Sea. @Vickcantmiss 3d If The Titanic Sank Today: 337 297K 4.9M 14K
kev @AwestruckVox - 2d ... from land of the free to land of the battlepass @PopBase 2d Pop Base Donald Trump announces the U.S. will sell a 'Gold Card' which will grant those who pay $5 million residency and a path to citizenship: Wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. They'll be wealthy, successful and spending a lot of money 268 17K 234K 5.3M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 1d LISTEN UP LIBERAL MENTO *MEASLES OUTBREAK* imgflip.com 205 5.8K 118K 1.9M
rosie م و @babyhcney 1d who keeps styling her like a 47 year old divorced mother of 4 Deadline @DEADLINE.3d Millie Bobby Brown and husband Jake Bongiovi share a kiss on the carpet at #TheElectricState premiere NETFLIX N STATE THE ELE ECTRIC FLIX ST STATE C NE NETFLIX THE ELEC ECTRIC ST STATE 0:14 x Why compare Millie to Coolidge? What matches Ivana's 180 25K 12M 486K
zeros !! @mancakefort 1d this is actually just shrek 5 dude SATOE EIPLET GUCCI GUCCI MEMESMALARDOSPARA GENTEBUENARDA 19909 GUCCI ! Tea 343 18K 228K 5.4M
maya @spdersfromarss 3d i love the part of awards season where everyone once X1 again realizes how fucking stupid the academy voting block is FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates - 3 3d The 2 Oscars voters who said they didn't vote for Ralph Fiennes because he won before (which he hasn't) voted for Adrien Brody instead. Brody actually won an Oscar for 'THE PIANIST' in 2003. (variety.com/2025/film/awar...) x How are Oscar voters chosen? How does Academy chec 2.4K 21 41K 639K
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 1d The Supreme Court also did this Kotaku @Kotaku 2d Sims 4 Update Adds Disturbing Child Pregnancy Bug dlvr.it/TJCMGq 112 10K 212K 3.7M
bea @beyabean 2d a recession indicator THE BOYS prime video @TheBoysTV . 2d Season 5 just got a bit more supernatural. 0:15 Okay, I'll tell Misha. 60 5.6K 109K del 2.8M
Andrew @gmengalaxy - 2d ... 10 ironically the best QB room they've had in years Jacob Nierob @JNierob 2d The NY Giants do not currently have a single QB under contract 126 3.5K 73K 4.4M
@damnaine.2d ... Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary An Academy Member To Watch a Movie 34 7.9K 101K 1.2M
taran @drummyt. 2d Okay I'll bite. Why is Mike Myers dressed like a Commonwealth WWII general HarryHew @harryhew. 3d George Harrison loved Austin Powers. After he got sick and his voice grew weaker, George would bring a Dr. Evil doll to Beatles board meetings. When it was his turn to talk, George would pull the cord on the doll and it would say, Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? cc 1:20 76 1.1K 46K 1.8M
north @north0fnorth . 3d there is no way in hell you could get me to use something called grok 3 sexy mode Deedy @deedydas.3d If you haven't used Grok 3 Sexy 18+ mode, drop everything and try it. I can't explain how unbelievably messed up this is (and I can't post a video). This may single handedly bring down global birth rates. I can't believe Grok actually shipped this. Ara > 18+ Grok Doc Not a Professor a- Sexy Therapist NSFW MODE ON Please be respectful of those around you 320 12K 217K 71M
The Prince of DC @TeejSmoothDude 3 dd Head Glazer Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Woodland Hills, CA 91367 $21.00 - $22.50 an hour Full-time Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell 4d Elon doin too much for this world for yall to be hatin 193 16K 259K 13M
ria @AQUAKTTY 2 2d both of yall just cheap af i'm crying TRISHA @tri6ha 3d i genuinely hate depop mind you its listed at $15 01:07 % Made you an offer: $13.50 D 01:07 % You declined their offer: $13.50 01:08 omg % Made you an offer: $14.00 D 01:11 % You declined their offer: $14.00 01:12 % Made you an offer: $14.01 D 01:13 % You declined their offer $14.01 $15 01:14 is the price firm? i didnt see that in the listing 346 5.5K 243K 8.6M
bongo @bongoism 3d hate when i see someone promoting beef tallow as a moisturizer bitch u smell like a slim jim 334 7.1K 147K dJ 3M
Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name @Core... 23h ... BREAKING: Ronald McDonald most popular clown at his restaurant @cb_doge. 1d DogeDesigner BREAKING: Elon Musk has surpassed 219 million followers. Не is the most followed account on X. JT my Maha II NOT OCRASTI I'M DOIN OG DE OI AC 378 11K 190K 3M

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