30 of the Funniest ‘Sir, This Is a Wendy’s’ Moments

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30 of the Funniest ‘Sir, This Is a Wendy’s’ Moments
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2y ago Can you take me to pick up my son from soccer practice? Lady- I'm a psychologist. I'm not a taxi service 430 ...
Haytaytay 2y ago I work for a marketing company. A customer saw one of our BLM designs and immediately went on a rant about how Black Lives Matter is evil. It was for the Bureau of Land Management. - 3K ...
crazihouse 2y ago I was at a Nandos location in New Delhi with my mom and my mom ordered a chai. The waiter apologized and said they don't have chai. My mom answered I'm a playful tone Oh but we're in India, | thought you would have chai. Waiter responds No ma'am, you're at Nandos. Cracks me up whenever that memory pops back up. 460 ...
spacecat-on-mars 2y ago | love when customers traumadump on me. OK sir that will be $2.15 Yeah my dog just died and my son was arrested. My mom's house burned down last week too Oh.. would you like a straw? - 15K ...
joy3111 . 2y ago When I worked at McDonald's someone came in and demanded steak. It was a McDonald's. Не demanded to see a manager who helpfully informed him this was a McDonald's. I can get steak at Taco Bell! he claimed. Then go to Taco Bell?? 1.1K ...
Arrow_to_the_knee1 . 2y ago Delivered two large pizzas to a guy's apartment at 10 am on a Sunday. When I got there, he proceeded to say, My girlfriend just dumped me. I slowly backed away and said I had more deliveries to do. 4.4K ...
Classic-Problem 2y ago - Edited 1y ago Closing shift at a Starbucks, was like 10pm this couple come inside and walk up to me at the front counter saying, The deli across the street is racist towards white people. I really had no response besides just standing there for a few seconds before saying, ...did you want to order something...? - 10K ...
LordMoody 2y ago I'm a high school teacher in Australia. I had a parent rail me out that I wasn't teaching their daughter how to do her taxes. I'm a history teacher. 18K ...
Sunshine030209 2y ago Not one specific moment, since it happened all the time when I worked at Ulta. I'm looking for this lipstick shows me Sephora brand lipstick We don't sell that, but I can show you something similar! No, | want this specific lip stick, don't you sell it?! Well where can I buy it?! At Sephora m'am 7.5K ...
originalchaosinabox 2y ago Work in radio. Got a call on the contest line one time. Yeah, | need a hotel room, said the caller. ОК. How would you like me to help you? Well...book me one! You're aware you called a radio station's contest line, right? Yeah. Don't you book hotel rooms for rock stars when they do a show in town? Book me one! 19K ...
DasGoat 2y ago I was in Lowes one morning right after they opened. There was a woman at the service desk having a complete melt down yelling and screaming because Lowes didn't have a licensed contractor there at the store for her to hire. She apparently woke up that morning and decided she needed a deck like that same day and thought she could just go to Lowes and have someone immediately start building a deck. It was dead so I stood with the cashier listening to the show. They ended up having to call the police to get her
AlternativeAcademia 2y ago I work for a CPA office that is in an office park with a couple doctors offices. One day a guy came in only speaking Spanish, so I grabbed my Spanish speaking colleague to translate. Не talked to the guy in the lobby for a few minutes, then the guy left and my coworker came back and asked if that was a joke or we put someone up to that. Apparently the guy explained that his testicles were extremely swollen and painful, he was looking for one of the doctors offices and just walked into the first
fridaycat 2y ago I worked in a cell phone store that had a veterans support office behind us. One day an older gentleman was waiting in the queue. When it was his turn, I called him up and asked what I could help him with. Не stepped up to the counter and told me that the veterans hospital was claiming his vision impairment was only 20% disability, and he felt it was much higher. I agreed, and I offered to walk him to the correct building, and told him I would be a witness for him, lol. 3.2K ...
CringyWhiteGirlDance 5y ago Worked at a Dairy Queen. Had a lady saunter in all frustrated, bag in hand. Whipped out her receipt and without giving me much context said, there's supped to be a Baja Blast. I told her m'am this is for Taco Bell. She quickly said my bad and sped out of the restaurant. I think she was making up a story and did it in the wrong store. Also the number of people who asked do you serve ice cream is way too fuckin high 23K ...
5y ago | worked in a Jimmy John's. A dude in a military uniform came in asking about a military discount. Told him we don't give military discounts, to which he proceeded to flip out, pull out his phone and start recording a video, ranting about how we won't give him his military discount like he deserves. - 14K ...
pigeonEGG3735 . 5y ago Someone asked me What type of meat is on the grilled chicken sandwich? | responded Muskrat he didn't think it was very funny. 5K ...
JustDatingTowns 5y ago Worked at Chick-fil-A for too many god awful years. Guy walks in looking at his phone and says I'd like the fish sandwhich combo. Cue confused blinking on my part and then I finally ask, what was that? Dude looks up from his phone, sighs, and says I want the FISH SANDWHICH. Me: Sir, this is CHICK-fil-A. Literally all we have is chicken. Не finally looked up at the menu behind me, then around at the restaurant completely bewildered, turned around and walked out. I don't know how he even drove there, parked, and walked in without
5y ago . Edited 5y ago I worked at Dunkin and one time a customer came through the drive through and complained to us that the drive-thru was built in a way that made it hard to drive. She started yelling at my co-workers so I just put down what I was doing and told her ma'am we cannot change the construction of the building. Like seriously though what'd she want us to do | just make sandwiches.
TheBeanAndTheBug 5y ago | worked at a chipotle for four years and got some pretty interesting requests. But I'll never forget the time someone ordered soup. Chipotle doesn't have soup. I promptly reminded her this was a chipotle, but she insisted we could do it. So we made her soup at chipotle! It was the grosses concoction of bean juice, sofritas, mild, medium and hot salsa, and sour cream. She was stoked. 18K ...
babytardis 5y ago | worked at a pizza place and | got a complaint that we delivered sushi. It was a pepperoni pizza. But he could not be convinced. 9.5K ... -
Upstairs_Cow 5y ago Y'all wouldn't believe the amount of disappointed rich people who come to Panda Express and find out we aren't serving authentic Chinese food. Once a well traveled rich woman came into Panda Express and stood at the buffet line for about ten minutes, critiquing our mistakes and explaining how Chinese cuisine doesn't actually have fried wontons with cream cheese filling. Ma'am, we just fry what came in the bag from a warehouse in California. 20K ...
InfiniousBeatz 5y ago I was working at Braum's and this guy went on a whole rant about how Queen and all the bands from the 70's-80's are working with government to erase memories. All because he heard a lyric wrong. 2K ...
3y ago Not Wendy's, but Lowes. A guy called the pro desk and asked if he could order a pizza. I told him we're a home improvement store and he said, but I'm hungry. Well in that case, I'll contact the CEO and ask him to change the company because Bob wants a pizza. 728 ...
TheRealGlenn 3y ago Before AutoShack was forced to rename themselves Autozone, | worked at RadioShack and somebody tried to exchange spark plugs. Не was upset and was more upset when I told him we don't sell spark plugs. Не got a little nasty until | told him to look around. Now you know why RadioShack had to make AutoShack to change their name. They even used the same colors and font on their signs. 1.8K ...
Apprehensive--Toe Зу ago One time this older dude rushes up to order and slams a coupon on the counter saying I want this!. I pick it up It has menu items for KFC. I ask him What exactly would you like to order? Не instantly gets disgruntled with me for not reading his god damn mind and shakes his finger at the coupon and said Well Whatever is on the coupon, obviously!? in a condescending tone. I just look at him for a minute an say word for word Sir, this is McDonald's. I don't know what you want me
spiderlegged Зу ago I worked in the tech department of my university's library. Some guy called and asked who he needed to contact to donate his body to the medical school when he died. I was like 20, and I had no idea how to respond especially since the medical school is another campus. I explained to him that he needed to contact the medical school, and he told me he already had. I was like... okay... I can't really help you. This is the tech service department of the library. | was on the phone with him for like
3y ago A woman came in our shop demanding to help her fix her car because it was our job to do so. I worked in a pawn shop. I told her that the car repair store was at the corner of the street and she got the address mixed up. She looked ashamed and I never saw her again 2.9K ...
QwertytheCoolOne . 3y ago | actually work at a wendys, and someone tried to use an Arby's coupon 6.3K ...
Sparky-Malarky 3y ago Not me, my daughter. She answered the phone, appropriately, Radiology. Guy on the phone was looking for some test results, but she couldn't find his name, or his wife's name anywhere. Long confusing call. Finally she asks for the name of the animal. What animal? I'm asking about my wife's test! Sir, this is a veterinary hospital. - 7.8K ...
Jaycket . Зу ago Had a guy scream at me over the phone because | told him | can't transfer money from his savings to checking. Why? | work at a gas station. 2.3K ...

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