40 Meek Bits of Trivia That Shall Inherit Your Brain

These facts have been patiently waiting for this moment
40 Meek Bits of Trivia That Shall Inherit Your Brain

For the facts, it’s all one big waiting game. Since their birth, there’s no telling how long it’ll take for a good brain like yours to discover them. Some pace around their list in fits of impatient anxiety while others can somehow dip into zen-like states as the time passes. These facts are those facts. 

But don’t let their patience fool you, they’re still extremely excited to meet your brain.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie got a pilot license CRACKED.COM When a 3-year-old says they like garbage trucks or whatever, his mom doesn't usually run out and get a job with city sanitation. But Jolie did just that when her son said he likes airplanes.

David Bowie

CRACKEDCO David Bowie came close to being murdered by Mark David Chapman. THE ANT MA CLEGA 61 6f 6: 6r Chapman had a kill list, and Bowie was next in

Smiley Emojis

A cafe supervisor was fired for not using smiley emojis in a text message. CRACKED.COM The supervisor raised con- cerns over text about being short staffed to the manager, who then insisted she be fired for not showing emo- tion and that she didn't add any smiley faces.

SBS

Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon was discovered while skipping class. Talent scouts for the film Over the Edge were roaming around schools in New York, looking for ordinar

Ricky Gervais

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Ricky Gervais wasn't in A Flock Of Seagulls. Gervais was in Seona Dancing, an 80s pop-synth group that had a huge hit in the Philippines. The group's music videos survive as a reminder of the days when Gervais had cheekbones.

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Strange Products

BIC UNDERWEAR When all you have is a cheap, disposable hammer, everything looks like a cheap, disposable nail - SO Bic thought that people
Source: Forbes

Ken Jeong

CRACKED Ken Jeong is still a licensed physician. A doctor specializing in internal medicine by day, comedian by night, Jeong booked a slew of bit parts in TV and film before his role in Knocked Up caused him to fully transition into comedy.

NPR

Antarctica

THE LARGEST DESERT ON EARTH ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK. ANTARCTICA CONTAINS 90% OF EARTH'S FRESH WATER, BUT KEEPS IT INACCESSIBLY FROZEN. WITH LESS THAN 2 I

Lost Nukes

CRACKED THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ONCE LOST A 7,600 POUND NUCLEAR BOMB. They claim it never had a plutonium core, but other government documents suggest otherwise.

Pirates

Ships full of weapons exist in international waters to defend against pirates. Private security firms offer armed guards for merchant ships in high risk areas. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Source: BBC

Will Smith

THE AFTERMATH OF AFTER EARTH WAS EXCRUCIATING FOR WILL SMITH. In an interview with Esquire, Smith admitted that the film was the most painful failu

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