40 Random Bits of Trivia We Picked Out of A Highly Intelligent Chimp’s Fur

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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Picked Out of A Highly Intelligent Chimp’s Fur

While in a grooming line with our furry little primate cousins, we couldn’t believe our luck. Of all the things we could have been picking, we ended up finding a treasure trove of knowledge-filled nuggets. We could have given you guys so many more if our loincloths had pockets. 

Here’s what we could fit in our hands, and who knows, maybe the chimp behind us picked enough gold out of our hair for another great list!

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BILL SKARSGARD WAS SO MISERABLE MAKING I, HE SUFFERED FROM PENNYWISEI NIGHTMARES. The actor compared the role to a destructive relationship, adding,

Lorde

CRACKED.co The title of Lorde's ROYALS comes from baseball. No, the song is not secretly about sports- Lorde just saw the word on an old photo of baseball legend Royala George Brett and liked it enough to use it.

Reddit

IF YOU'D LIKE TO TRAVEL OUT OF YOUR BODY USING YOUR MIND. THERE'S A REDDIT COMMUNITY FOR THAT. The subreddit rAstralarmy is a place for people to lear
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The Roman Colosseum

The Roman Colosseum had a cloth awning that weighed about 24 tons. It was supported by an elaborate network of ropes, and it was there to protect the people in the Colosseum from the sun. CRACKED.COM

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Crypto

The total value of all cryptocurrencies is now roughly equal to the money spent on gold. 5202g FBIE FINE GOLD GOLD 1000s FINE 999 a 999.0 FI GOLD 4 1000s 000 FINE GOLD 399.9 LIMBE 1000g 1000g LP 999.3 ® In early May, the total value of crypto was FOODS about $2.4 trillion, and the total value of money invested in gold was about $2.6 trillion. CRACKED.COM NOW YOU KNOW

WSJ

Power Rangers

Power Rangers Super Sentai, the Japanese series that Power Rangers borrows most of its footage from, put out a special in 2018 called Hero Mama League, wherein a bunch of the female team members reunite as a pack of-. you guessed it- hero mamas.

Gorillas

Gorillas are in a nearly-constant state of flatulence. This is due to their gut bacteria & the 40 pounds of vegetation they eat daily. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

PBS

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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Picked Out of A Highly Intelligent Chimp’s Fur

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Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales KREKA AND CRACKED.com Sperm whales in Alaska steal from fishing trawlers. They sit and wait near the boats and then use their massive jaws to snap fish off the trawler's hooks.

BBC

Ancient Greece

It was believed in Ancient Greece that leprosy could be cured by bathing in children's blood. GRAGKED.COM Virgin blood was another cure, both to bathe in and consume, as it was tied to puri- ty. After a while, the blood of dogs and corpses started to be- come popular when (somehow) virgin and/or toddler blood just wasn't doing the trick.

NCBI

Sexual Health Studies

The 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris may be false, and it comes from a study on cows. CRACKED COM In 1976's The Clitoris, Thomas Lowry wrote that the bovine penises he ex- amined had about 4,035 nerve endings while the clitoris had 7,733. There is no research on the human equivalent.

Kinkly

Wag the Dog

Anne Heche Movies Wag the Dog The cast had an awkward encounter with President Clinton. Barry Levinson, Dustin Hoffman, and Robert De Niro ran into Clinton, who asked them about their movie. As the movie was about starting a war to cover up a presidential sex scandal, they had no ideas what to say-and then Hoffman started tap dancing. CRACKED.COM

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