32 Dumb Things People Did in a Fit of Rage

‘I ripped open a bean bag’
32 Dumb Things People Did in a Fit of Rage

Anger doesn’t activate the genius area of your brain. In fact, rage effectively renders you dumber in those apoplectic moments, making you lash out at people who least deserve it. 

For one Redditor, that person was a guy dressed as Mickey Mouse. He was in a “tourist-y place” in his country, admitting that there were a lot of people standing around. He didn’t disclose why he chose to take his frustrations out on the Disney character, but it doesn’t matter — Mickey Mouse kicked his ass. There’s not really a way to bounce back from that kind of experience, but he learned a valuable lesson about managing his emotions

Other Redditors have admitted to the incredibly dumb things they did during a fit of rage as well, including one guy who went all Office Space on his wireless router.

br4xton 7y ago Lawnmower bag kept falling off the back while trying to mow front lawn. Tried to bend tabs to make it stop. Ended up gashing both hands open. Threw bag across lawn followed by lawnmower. Which | broke and then had to fix to finish mowing lawn. Wife watched the whole thing and laughed hysterically which caused even more anger. 5 ...
NotABurner2000 7y ago Die in Saints Row (the first one, the only good one) Go to take a piss Piss, rage still boiling inside me Furiously flush Push lever so hard it breaks 20 ...
 7y ago When I went fishing for the first time with my brother, I got so frustrated trying to bait the hook that I tossed the rod right into the water. Whereupon my brother pushed me into the lake to fetch it. - 79 ...
Takenabe 7y ago | dropped a grilled cheese sandwich while taking it off the stove, got pissed and kicked it. Burning cheese splattered all over my leg, my foot, the cabinets, the carpet, the curtains, the wall and even my dog. 10 ...
SanguineOptimist 7y ago As a child, nothing could quite get my temper blazing like Super Mario Bros. I used to play it on my Gameboy Advance SP and get so frustrated when I would die on the same level for the 19th time. One time I finally lost it and accidentally snapped the handheld in two pieces. 6 ...
CrazyCoKids 7y ago HAPPY H3 | tripped over a bunch of IKEA boxes mom left in the room for months and then | ripped open the boxes in rage. 11 ...
SlicedNugget e 8y ago Punched myself in the face. Had to lie to explain why I had a huge bruise on the side of my face. 22 ...
 . 8y ago Karate kicked my jimmy John's sub. Barely made contact too but the damage was done. RIP bootlegger was drunk 25 ...
mark_i . 8y ago | threw a baking tray across the kitchen a few days ago as i could not get it to fit in the dishwasher properly. | still don't know why i i did it. 16 ...
advilsmith 8y ago Was playing banjo Kazooie when I first came out with a friend. I had gotten all the way to the end of the game and was going to best the last boss. Не wanted to try it out, sure nonprob. Не deleted my game file on accident and I flipped. I tore my glasses off my face, crumpled them in my hand and threw them at the wall. Glasses were destroyed and I instantly regretted my rage. Не still reminded of it whenever I see him. 60 ...
themargaritaslut e 8y ago Beat the crap out of the work printer, Office Space style. It was perpetually giving me problems and that day was just the last straw... 57 ...
PurpleOctopus44 e 8y ago I ripped open a beanbag. 155 ...
 8y ago Picked up my cat and yelled in his face. It had been a long day. 233 ...
BreezieDahlia . 8y ago I shoved my phone in my mouth (?!?!) Because my ex husband hung up on me and I broke a tooth. 139 ...
feralkatey . 8y ago | threw a taco at the wall. It exploded on that wall and made such a huge mess. | was 10 and got in so MUCH TROUBLE, | realized what | had done immediately and just ran upstairs to my room to hide. - 137 ...
manifesto15 8y ago | threw an entire untouched pizza out the door and of course it landed upside down on the roof of my car. 70 ...
cm3mac 7y ago | ripped my nintendo 64 out of my cabinet walked out my front door and threw it off the fourth floor balcony onto the flight line fence on a military base in Italy. They did not admire the good distance i got. 91 ...
SaucyHotPocket 7y ago When I was young I got angry at cartoon network for taking DBZ off at night and replacing it with Yu-Gi-Oh. I was so upset i started stabbing my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with a crappy knife and ending up cutting my hand pretty bad. Instant regret. 45 ...
dekker87 7y ago ripped a 1990 vintage England shirt up when we got knocked out of Euro 96...literally ripped it off myself like the Hulk... smh. one of the very few regrets I've ever had in life. 278 ...
 7y ago Threw all the groceries on the floor while letting out a war cry. Milk split open, green peas went everywhere... it looked like a food bomb had detonated. 73 ...
rjjm88 7y ago My wireless router. So I ripped the cables from it, spiked it hard enough on the ground to dent my hardwood floor and fracture the board inside of it. Pissed that I hurt my floor, | took the router into my kitchen and stabbed it so much so hard with a screw driver the screw driver broke and stabbed me. - 140 ...
Labadabdab 7y ago | started fighting with a mascot guy dressed up as Mickey Mouse . It was in one of the most popular tourist places in my country (so lot of people around). Не kicked the shit out of me. 667 ...
 7y ago One time my phone kept freezing and I threw it at the couch and it bounced back and hit me in the balls. - 866 ...
Ultralnstinctgoku . 7y ago I have thrown my bag from the top of a building thinking it was the bag of my enemy. 384 ...
ButtSexington3rd . 7y ago Got dumped. Punched dumpster. Fucked up hand. 98 ...
raise-your-weapon 7y ago When I was in law school I was having a particularly difficult time with my computer. I couldn't open something or save a file or whatever and in my frustration I slammed my computer down on the surface in front of me. I thought that since I was sitting on my bed nothing would happen. Wrong. Whatever I did fucked up my computer to the point where they couldn't recover any files or fix my computer. So | had to buy a new one and I had to start my assignment all over again. 514 ...
 8y ago Threw my phone at a wall. The worst part was that the phone was magic and got free Internet. I shit you not, it was prepaid but the Internet always worked. In cost history it always said _mb, $0. I should have treasured that device but no I had to throw it at a wall and break the screen. 335 ...
culberson 8y ago Punched the gas in my car thinking I'd do a bad-ass rage burn-out as I left an on again, off again girlfriend behind. Jumped a curb instead. Bent the front rims. Flattened 2 tires. Wrecked some suspension parts. Girl went into her apartment and we never spoke again. - 470 ...
 0 8y ago | broke a baby tree in half out of anger. Sorry little tree | will pay for my sin 263 ...
 8y ago . Edited 8y ago Ah, this reminds me of my rage toss. In middle school o violently threw a large (approx 12x6) wooden spool at a classmate. Не was deserving of it. Anyway, I missed and hit the side of his desk. I dented it and was promptly ejected from class.
O-shi . 8y ago Slashed up the sofa with our ornamental katana 218 ...
 7y ago Stabbed myself in the hand with a steak knife. | was holding a tub of ice cream and trying to scoop out some but it was frozen solid so i was not having any luck. I got pissed off and grabbed a knife. Needless to say it went through the ice cream quite easily and into my hand. | may have an ice cream addiction and act irrationally when i cannot get it. 4 ...

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