38 Helpless Bits of Trivia That’ll Live in Your Brain’s Basement and Have It Do Their Laundry Till They’re Well Into Their 30s
You’ll love these facts, but you’ll also be glad to send them off into the world

We’ve always been aware enough to know when we’re overstaying our welcome. Body language and subtle hints aren’t too hard to read. But these facts are really bad at picking up on those signals. They’ll set up shop and do as they please until you sit them down for a very direct discussion about getting the hell out of your brain.
They’re great for a while and will chip in some knowledge, but at some point, you need to open that brain door and get them into someone else’s head.
Earth’s Portrait

Gladiators

Cereal Box Prizes

Wombats

Ireland

Source: PRI
Romania

Source: BBC
Twilight

Crystalline Flowers

Matthew McConaughey

Shopping

Samuel Johnson

Vanilla

Family Guy

Fox
Expensive Items

George Santos

Hal Needham

Source: Washington Times
Henry VIII

Source: 6 Awesomely Insane Guns People Actually Used (Pt. 2)
Ronald Reagan

The Shining

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Nuclear Testing

Slinky

Organs

Kurt Goedel

Source: TU Wien
Invader Zim

Kingdom Hearts

Source: Eurogamer.net
911 Calls

Denmark

The USSR

Drunken Confession

Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera

Moles

Carlo Urbani

Médecines Sans Frontières Canada/Wiki Commons,
Kateryna Kon/Shutterstock
Catholics

The Chronicles of Narnia

Silicon Valley

South Park

Donations
