38 Helpless Bits of Trivia That’ll Live in Your Brain’s Basement and Have It Do Their Laundry Till They’re Well Into Their 30s

You’ll love these facts, but you’ll also be glad to send them off into the world
38 Helpless Bits of Trivia That’ll Live in Your Brain’s Basement and Have It Do Their Laundry Till They’re Well Into Their 30s

We’ve always been aware enough to know when we’re overstaying our welcome. Body language and subtle hints aren’t too hard to read. But these facts are really bad at picking up on those signals. They’ll set up shop and do as they please until you sit them down for a very direct discussion about getting the hell out of your brain. 

They’re great for a while and will chip in some knowledge, but at some point, you need to open that brain door and get them into someone else’s head. 

Earth’s Portrait

The Blue Marble is the only whole-earth photo taken by human hands. It was taken on December 7, 1972, from a distance of about 18,000 miles from the planet's surface. No one has since been far enough from earth to take a similar picture. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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Ireland

Ireland has a theme park dedicated to a very popular potato chip brand. The brand is Tayto (really big in Ireland), and it offers activities including making potato chip sandwiches (which, also, are very popular in Ireland). NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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Romania

A cave in Romania is possibly the most isolated ecosystem on Earth. Movile cave has been isolated from the rest of the world for 5.5 million years, and it contains 33 species found nowhere else. NOW YOU KNOW

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Crystalline Flowers

CRACKED.COM These tiny crystalline flowers are growing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial... ...on a penny. http://hyperallergic.com/72044/sculpting-the-tiniest-flowers-in-the-world-to-build-the-future-of-nanotechnologyl

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Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey once got busted while dancing and playing bongos in the nude. Не was spotted doing that at his home, and cops showed up and arrested him. Two days later, BONGO NAKED T-shirts were all over Austin, he said. CRACKED.COM

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Shopping

When possible, CRACKEDCO COM WALK to the store. Research shows impulse purchasing increases by 44%, just by taking your car with you.

The Shining

The front of the Overlook Hotel in THE SHiNiNG was built at Elstree Studios, and was based on Oregon's Timberline Lodge. EY The crew covered the exter

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera

Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera almost got married in Vegas. 2010 It wasn't a joke or anything - they were in a relationship for a year and a half (they started going out after filming Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World). NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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The Chronicles of Narnia

The wolves in The Chronicles of Narnia had to have their wagging tails edited out. In order to appear appropriately menacing, the wagging tails of the dogs and wolves in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe had to be replaced with CGI doggie butts. CRACKED.COM

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Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley trolled its own hardcore fans. 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01100010 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100110 11100100 00100110 TITTOTTO ttisette @@@@@@@@ 01001110 TITTOTTO 10100110 TODOOTTO 00000100 11001110 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01 00001 00100000 01100118 @@@@@fee TOUTTITO 01000110 01000110 IIIIOITO 00010118 01101111 01110010 00100000 01 11100100 00100110 TITTOITO 1110 EN 11001110 00000100 TROOTTIE 10100110 I 100 01110110 reetette 01100118 00 00 01 100001 00100000 01800TTe 11110110 BOOTETTE 110 01/11/1001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 111 01101111 01100100 00100111 11001110 @@@@@@@@@ TROOTTTO 10100118 петета 100 In the fifth season's trailer, Gavin Belson speaks in front

Donations

Taylor Morris was wounded in Afghanistan. Fans on a website bought him a house. Morris lost all four limbs in an explosion, and figured his dream of o

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