45 Slapsticky Bits of Trivia That Cartoonishly Tripped and Crashed Right Through Your Skull Wall

Sure they get a little annoying, but these facts are just trying to give your brain a good time
45 Slapsticky Bits of Trivia That Cartoonishly Tripped and Crashed Right Through Your Skull Wall

There’s only so many times a physical comedian can slip and fall before it starts getting a little formulaic. Well, these facts have somehow found a way to keep it fresh every time. Starting with this first big oopsie daisy through your skull wall, they just keep finding ways to entertain the heck out of your brain and all the other facts in there. 

So sit back and let them do their thing.

Turtles

By staying still, opening its mouth, and twitching a worm-lik appendage in its tongue, an Alligator Snapping Turtle tricks fish and frogs into approaching its mouth.

Peyton Manning

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM PEYTON MANNING CAN NO LONGER COACH KIDS An SNL Digital Short features Manning as the worst youth coach ever, telling one kid to get your head out of your ass when he fails to catch a bullet pass. You suck! That made parents a little hesitant to have Peyton coach their kids' teams. Relax. I'm not gonna do that to your kid. Probably not.

Subway Sandwiches

45 Slapsticky Bits of Trivia That Cartoonishly Tripped and Crashed Right Through Your Skull Wall

Paxan

The soaps produced by Iranian company Paxan Co. ironically carry a name that labels them as packaged filth. New - Automatic Color - - I and - - Barf Powder - ... 1 Detergent Powe - - - a in Barf New Automatic Barf Automatic - Detergent America 10g Dasting Ultimate Clee Brigh - 900g - HAIR English Address 450g In an effort to translate a Farsi word that should mean Snow into English, the company somehow messed up, resulting in the sale of Barf soap. CRACKED.COM

A Goofy Movie

BEHIND-THE-SCENESFACTS The movie was based on a TV SHOW GOOF TROOP CRACKED.COM A Goofy Movie was based on the Disney Channel series Goof Troop. The show introduced Goofy's son as Max Goof, though the character appeared in 1950s cartoon shorts as Goofy Jr.

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Katherine Knight

Australian Katherine Knight is a former abattoir worker with a history of murderous fits who's currently serving a life sentence without parole. SHE C

Elvis Presley

CRACKED ELVIS PRESLEY BECAME HIS OWN CARICATURE. His manager, Colonel Tom Parker forced him to take cheap projects, and took 50% of his earnings. His residency in Vegas was seen as a joke, and his non-stop schedule took a serious toll on his health. Не died of a heart attack at 42.

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Airbags

Because an airbag deploys sO fast, it can be as abrasive as sandpaper. An airbag pattern imprint on a driver's eye (a very mild case). A deployed airb

Criminal Minds

Thomas Gibson is an alleged shin kicker. CRIMINAL MINDS CRACKED.COM His bad behavior finally caught up with him after kicking a writer/producer in the shins during a dialogue disagreement that went off the rails.

Himalayan Salt

Guests at a restaurant in Arizona are welcome to lick the walls while they dine. CRACKED.COM The walls are made of Himalayan rock salt, which the head chef brought in to add to the overall ambiance and help customers with their tequila shots.

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Wayne Gretzky

MOST NHL POINTS WAYNE GRETZKY ETA BAN Close CRACKED.COM Gretzky holds (bonus unbreakable record) 61 NHL records, but his 2,857 all-time points sit almost 1,000 above #2's Jaromir Jagr. Jagr's 1,921 all-time points means that if Gretzky never scored a single one of his all-time record 894 goals, his 1,963 assists alone would still make him the all-time leader in overall points.

Earthquakes

A 2011 earthquake in Oklahoma was likely caused by Blackwel human activity. Ponca City1 Woodyrad. Enid Guthrie KLAHO Edmond Oklahom Sha Mooet Norman P

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