32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 24, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 24, 2025

The Lord has spoken to Danny McBride and declared that The Righteous Gemstones has run its divine course. Even with the addition of Megan Mullally to its cast, McBride said that the story this upcoming season made the show feel “whole and complete” enough for it to be its last. Along the way, though, McBride promises “incredible payoffs, twists, turns,” and of course, insane wigs

Meanwhile, TriStar Pictures is revisiting the Labyrinth with a very unlikely director. After weeks of speculation, Nosferatu director Robert Eggers confirmed that he will indeed be briefly casting aside his classic monsters to direct some puppets in a new Labyrinth film. According to reports, the film won’t be yet another modernized retelling of the original, but a traditional sequel to the Jim Henson cult classic.

Friday is ending on a good note thanks to some great tweets. Today’s funniest include those about taking the edge off, a fit most fowl and Homer’s Leitmotif.

Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6 1d So like how long you been ubering for 214 6.9K 123K 4.1M
Southern Dan @StolenDans. 1d he's getting a fit off 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1d Wallace and Gromit are 6-time #Oscars nominees. See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25 WALLACE WEARS: Cashmere jocket with silk jacquard edged collar and silk tapered trousers by Alexander McQueen. White cotton slim-fit shirt by Dolce & Gabbana Black cotton tie by Giorgio Armani. Block potent leather shoes. Silver aviator sunglasses by Tom Ford GROMIT WEARS Silk scart by Paul Smith 3 47 1.6K 50K
charlie @StyledApe 10h 'Duhhhh, okay boss' ass haircut Steely Dan Groyper @BlobMenendez.1 10h #NeverForget 63 2.1K 46K 5
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.23h how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever 117 11K 52K 1M
Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7.19h This is a humbling presentation RobnCypress @robncypress 23h Few people know this, but Dan Orlovsky played a house maid on a 60's/70's sitcom. #BradyBunch x.com/danorlovsky7/s... 887 1.6K 55K del 3.2M
the Rich @Duderichy 1d lift heavy stone make sad head voice quiet David @DavidSHolz . 1d i regret to inform everyone that working out does in fact make you feel better 109 4.2K 68K 3.5M
R Tyler @IAM_WILDCAT.1d The Nagasaki Nightmare himself. Bout time he got a card. TOPPS @Topps. 1d Topps BREAKING: Robert Oppenheimer's first ever autograph card is here. A very difficult signature to find. by L A(*) l ROBERT OPPENHEIMER SCIENTIST Rohnt TOPPS CERTIFIED CUT SIGNATURE 106 2.7K 60K 4.2M
Got СТЕ from playing Peek-A-Boo @doulbedoink. dd ... Emilia perez best picture chiefs super bowl all food is cement mix forever such is life 8 226 3.5K 105K
Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter.1d Going 5 for 5 at the carnival basketball game and winning this beauty for the love of my life 36 1.2K 23K 491K
Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn 21h I remember that time this girl asked where are people finding those organizing containers and I responded The Container Store and she blocked me. I wonder how she is. 104 1.2K 35K 674K
IcyVert @IcyVert. 1d Oh my god Ichiro is gonna kill that writer JOMBOY @JomboyMedia 1d Jomboy Media Ichiro says he would like to have the one writer that didn't vote him into the HOF over to his house to have a drink together and have a good chat MLB NETWORK all Fame 0:20 A MIR NETWORK 56 1K 31K 1.4M
Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 1d ... Congrats to Monica Barbaro for her Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Appear On Screen Oscar nomination. 4 154 2.6K 98K
@Ana_brookie 1d anagirll when the apple is soft and grainy instead of crisp and juicy GIF ALT 281 22K 206K 2.3M
Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence • 1d ... Just went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies ... and now we wait 417 13K 199K 3.6M
sndy @_sanidhyavijay_ 1d If you've posted about smell, I've read it GIF Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks.1d I don't feel the need to comment on all things smell- related, but I see all. Let it be known, if you've posted about smell, I've read it. x.com/purpleO1leopar... 3 1K 18K 210K
johnny!! COMMS OPEN @ic... 1d ... my family forgot to buy candles 19 8 868 4,707 209K 5M
Mo Mohler @MoMohler 1d She looks incredible for being in her 90's. cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic. 1d Liv Tyler, 90s 420 129 14K 311K
ella mayo @anushaspears 1d my mom just asked me why i didn't vote for challengers in the oscars as if im in the academy 33 1.5K 58K 586K
sydney @sydney_blews . 1d jimmy if you're listening i think now would be a good time to eat world 22 2.8K 15K 271K
PointlessHub @HubPointless 20h Conspiracy theorists when it turns out Kennedy's head just decided to do that Disclose.tv @disclosetv. 21h JUST IN - Trump signs order to declassify JFK, RFK, and MLK files. 89 4.7K 95K 1.7M
nicky @THECRIMESAGA 20h funniest DVD cover of all time BLU-RAY™ + DVD + DIGITAL HD WILL JARE'S MARGOT DC SMITH LETO ROBBIE KINNAMAN JOEL DAVIS VIOLA CADEMY WARD WINNING SUICIDE SQUAD EXTENDED CUT EXTENDED CUT AND THEATRICAL VERSION ON BLU-RAY DISC AND DIGITAL HD. THEATRICAL ERSION ON DVD. 3 51 1.1K 12K
Chantifit @chantifit_. 1d ... Something is very serious about 2025. I haven't mistakenly written 2024 once! 344 10K 58K del 1M
kanoa @ih4tedrugs 21h being rich is kinda crazy im going thru my ex's grailed favorites and buying them so he can't have them 33 294 5.8K 159K
p.ai.nter's canvas @cynth_14. 1d its been a rough day 420 67K 298K 4.3M
reg:) @stonercoker 1d ... The Weezer bra and boxers STAY ON AUTHENTIC APPAREL AUTHENT weezer 410 15K 124K 2.5M
shahd eusexua @shymykol 1d ... I know Aaliyah saw this and was in awe 39 931 12K 247K
silly @SilviaSylvi3. 1d COWARDS WE WANT то SEE A REAL MONKEY SING ROBBIE WILLIAMS 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d Best Original Song nominees will not be performed at this year's Oscars. OSCARS 5 118 3.4K 79K
nat hudgens @nathudgens 15h someone please talk to her syl @sylviapuffs.8h SUPRESSING YOUR EMOTIONS CAUSES MEMORY LOSS WTF??? 99 172 1,2K del 19K syl @sylviapuffs.3d SUPRESSING YOUR EMOTIONS CAUSES MEMORY LOSS WTF??? 3,9K 51K 361K del 12M 17 3.5K 57K 390K
vivi @mooncatvivi - 1d ... love when ppl are like do you wanna come with me Um YES memememememe take me with you i i love being included im comingggggggg yayyyyyyy 122 39K 176K 2.6M
Always Injured @paynushurts.1 14h Referring to The Simpsons theme as Homer's Leitmotif 19 778 9.8K 127K
khanyi. @khanyimsimangg 6h ... i'm also assuming tbh, idk what's going on in my life either Shaun. @_ShaunKeyz 7h Being a private person and letting them assume >>> 47 2.8K 9.5K 279K
kevin @KevBeirne 17h Have to say she's absolutely fucked it on that one Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3. dd Every Maker's Mark bottle is dipped into melted red wax by a distillery employee, not a machine bourbonfinds Mar cc Maker Mark Maker's POUR ISKY SIV Mark - FENTWAY STRAIGHT ....... WHISKY - Maker's Maker's SIV Mark SSIV Mark STRAIGHT BOURDON WHISKY RENTUCAY STRAIGHT ******* - m WHISKY - - Fundrah - - - PRO - UNLITIONS - NCVAL - - UTA UND - ALC/VIL 218 33 12K 573K

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