35 Hilarious Kid-Friendly Jokes to Share With Your Little Class Clown

‘What did the zero say to the eight?’
35 Hilarious Kid-Friendly Jokes to Share With Your Little Class Clown

Unless you want your child cracking jokes about put-upon husbands to his kindergarten classmates, you probably want to hold off on introducing them to the comedic stylings of Rodney Dangerfield. But fret not, there’s still a way to get some laughs in with your little one. Just cue up these hilarious jokes provided by the parents of Reddit. 

I mean, it doesn’t get much better than this tried-and-true letter pun: “I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.”

Regardless of your child’s brand of humor, these hilarious, age-appropriate jokes will keep them from getting canceled on the playground. After all, that’s what adulthood is for.

KS AK SC Alarming_Ad1746 2y ago DO what did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt. 8 Award Share ... + 3 more replies
SaraFist 14y ago Q. Where does a king keep his armies? A. In his sleevies! Hahahahahahahahaha! 216 Award Share ... + 24 more replies
dave-mc 14y ago Q. Why are pirates pirates? А. Because they My granddaughter likes that one. - 74 Award Share ...
 14y ago Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut. This one cracks my 5 year old up every time. - 140 Award Share ...
yanchovilla 14y ago Q: Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it opened the refrigerator door? A: It saw the salad dressing. - 61 Award Share ...
Dougman66 14y ago Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went out of town? A: Bison! 51 Award Share ... + 5 more replies
Dracovitch 14y ago So a ship carrying red paint containers crashes into a ship carrying blue paint containers. Hundreds of sailors were marooned. 35 Award Share ... + 4 more replies
 14y ago  Q: Know how many people are dead in that cemetary? A: All of them. - 88 Award Share ...
Ryan2468 14y ago I have a stupid joke - Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor? 206 Award Share ...
Atalayac 14y ago Edited 14y ago Heard by a child in a restaurant-> Q: What do you call an Irishman on a porch? A: Paddy O'Furniture 25 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
 14y ago Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About halfway. 24 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
cowardlylionroars 14y ago Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan! 46 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
erok81 14y ago What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant dead ant dead ant 16 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
EdmanWins 14y ago A snail got mugged by a turtle. Cops: What happened? Snail: I don't know, it all happened so fast! Award Share 18 ...
Melansp 2y ago Show them your index finger and ask them: why shouldn't you put this finger in your nose?. When they ask why, tell them: Because it's mine. 4 ...
KS AZ Alarming_Ad1746 2y ago DO Q: Did you hear Godzilla has diarrhea? A: No. Q: Really? It's all over town. 12 ...
Outrageous_Manner_47 2y ago Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. - 204
Ynotasub 2y ago How do you kill a dinosaur? With Dino-mite. Why can't a bicycle stand up by it's self? It's just two tired. - 103 ... ALL
DemonicFluffyMog 2y ago What's brown and sticky? A stick What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot 73 ...
docmoonlight 2y ago How do you trap a blue elephant? I don't know. How? You use a blue elephant trap. How do you trap a red elephant? A red elephant trap? No, there's no such thing. You hold its nose until it turns blue and then trap it with a blue elephant trap. 22 ... + 1 more reply
MegaWaffle- . 2y ago 1: Why do you never see Elephants hiding in trees? Because they are so good at it.
ROGUES FunEntersTheChat e 2y ago DON'T CR Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. - 197 ...
Buffasippi e 2y ago Why can't you put two half dollars in your pocket? Two halves make a whole (hole) and your money will fall out! - 145 ...
TheLastHeroHere a 2y ago How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill. Why did the toilet paper follow it down? To get to the bottom! 86 ...
realistSLBwithRBF 2y ago Here's one my son made up in grade 1 or 2 | believe. What do you call a dance party of giraffes in the middle of the street? A giraffic jam. 145 ...
CucumberFudge . 2y ago What do you call a COW with no legs? ground beef - 63 ...
GmaninMS e 2y ago I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.... but | turned myself around 43 ...
k_woz1978 2y ago Top 1% Poster What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. - 131 ...
InternationalRide5 1y ago Why do COWS wear bells? Because their horns don't work. 106 Reply ...
Goblindeez_ 1y ago I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why It might go over the younger kids heads but the adults will get it - 88 Reply ...
Juanfanamongmany 1y ago Why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards they'd still be on the boat. 53 Reply ...
AliceKatharine 1y ago I replaced my parents' bed with a trampoline. My mum hit the roof. 47 Reply + 1 more reply
Bbew_Mot 1y ago Top 1% Commenter Did you know that they are bringing out a version of The Lord of the Rings for young children? Apparently they are changing Legolas' name to 'Duplolas'! - 40 Reply ...
Lay2013 1y ago Knock knock.... Who's there? Boo Boo who... Don't cry it's only a joke 35 Reply ...
Common_Requirement14 2y ago Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan. What's a math teacher's favorite snack? Pi Why was the math teacher late to school? Не took the rhombus (wrong bus)! 9 Award Share ...

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