43 Random Bits of Trivia We Pried From An Old Fact-Clutcher’s Cold, Dead Hands
We’ve waited a long time for these facts
A war of attrition was won today, and we’re celebrating its victory here at the Cracked fact-finding offices. See, we normally track down and lug home a ton of great facts daily, but some take a little more time and effort. These were heavily guarded by a tough old guy who fought to keep them till his final breath.
Could we have moved on to other facts years ago? Sure. But we desperately wanted these, and you’re about to see why.