44 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 7, 2025

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44 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Forget Monica and Richard or Phoebe and Mike. The real romantic endgame on Friends was between Ross and Policeman #1 — at least according to Kelly Ripa, who just so happens to be married to the man who played the unnamed cop on a Season Seven episode. During David Schwimmer’s recent appearance on Live with Kelly and Mark, Ripa and Mark Consuelos shared a clip of the latter’s brief cameo to test Schwimmer’s knowledge of the show. After the initial shock wore off, Ripa jokingly remarked that “the sexual chemistry between you two was palpable in that scene.” 

Sorry, Rachel!

The SNL gang is continuing its own walk down memory lane. Peacock released a trailer for the four-part docuseries SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night, which will feature over 60 contributors reflecting on five decades of what Larry David calls “an American institution.” The series will examine the show’s greatest hits and provide commentary on everything from the audition process to the infamous “More Cowbell” sketch. The first episode is set to air on the streamer January 16th. 

As for those on the timeline, they’re living in the moment and making us laugh while they’re at it. Today’s funniest tweets include those about relatability gone awry, a classic sitcom trope and how to go to the bar solo.

Timothy @deliclit . 1d Whatever. Anyway there's a she wolf in the closet if you want to go take care of that 3 357 2.3K 56K
Spencer @xNoRefundsx. 1d ... White boy shocks soul food waitress by ordering in perfect ebonics 129 3.3K 74K 1.6M
Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates - 1d 1. Nationalize Tubi 2. Outlaw all other streaming services 3. Put all content on Tubi 4. Also make it a social network. 61 994 12K 217K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen • 1d I love how skincare companies can just say whatever they want. got an ad for a pimple patch that uses nanotechnology like WOW I bet 14 187 5K 72K
Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly.21h The writers are INEBRIATED. The set is on FIRE. The sound system is FUCKED. The actors are PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING each other. The crew is in open REVOLT. Adrien Brody has 10 SECONDS to introduce Sean Paul as the Rasta Man or the network is pulling the plug. 5 610 10K 164K
CamTheCan @CamTheCan 1d Not even kidding my dad fell for this mid movie Rhyme @SongForRhyme.2d I like this character trope A Normal Harmless FEATHERS MCGRAW??? CHicken 148 5.9K 193K 5M
AUNT RUCKUS @GI4GIA 19h The fall out is going to be worse than a Miami girls trip. NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US. 1d Trump Privately Complains About Clingy Elon Musk: NYT Reporter 5.1K 43K 1.4M
b @wwxwashere 1d X ... funny ao3 author notes keep me going Notes: as a law student i dont support such unprofessional behaviour from an executive force as a certified freak however... 203 32K 339K 4.8M
carz @Carzonfye . 22h ... You turn 26 and gif-replies just start making sense, it's scary 477 10K 137K 3M
Hannah @hannnahmmarie 17h ... screech of laughter at the hot Jeopardy winner's spelling of Tinder WINTER STORE FIRST ALERT WEATHER What is Tindr? $33,400 CLOSINGS MADDUX SCHOOL, THE: CLOSED TOMORROW MANASSA 157 5.3K 119K 4.7M
n! @clubgarfields 13h JESSE TURN AROUND !!!!!!! JESSE HE'S BEHIND YOU TURN AROUND JESSE est Hollyam 11 353 5.3K 64K
robin swallows @oblivyawn 18h ... last thing aunt said to me when i left her house was i worry about you. GIF 44 2.5K 32K
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 23h : they had to do this because it wouldn't be fair to the other movies. obvious winner 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 23h The Academy says that 'MADAME WEB' is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. (Source: thewrap.com/oscar-qualifyi...) OSCARS 2 151 1.7K 42K
rob @ok_but_still 1d imagine the seize of the rolling pin he got smashed with when he got home every day IN THE 1950S, THERE WAS A LIPSTICK TESTER WHOSE JOB WAS TO BE KISSED ALL DAY! 2.9K 143 81K 1.2M
Female Dennis Reynolds @FIVESTARWOMAN.4h ... julia @glitterjuj 2d the most camp thing a tv show or film can do is a flashback where they dont cast younger actors they just give the same actors a gnarly wig and call it a day 15 1.1K 17K 238K
Alex @hannahtheebaker . 16h The concept of a Jumbotron at a wedding ash @prcviderr . 1d when I crash the wedding and play this video on the jumbotron x.com/popbase/status... - - - - SPIDER-MAN SPIDER-MA Homes مؤسسة Homes مؤسسة - - - SPIDER-MAN SPIDER-MA SPIDE Homes Smoke Homes - SPIDER-N MAN Homecam - MA SP 0:02 41 874 36K 705K
LESEDI @_Hybreed_. 12h ... davidt @davidtwtss. 1d how do you say ???? in real life 20 2K 8K 421K
rayne fisher-quann @raynefq 2h reading a book W a protagonist that I find straightforwardly 7DD relatable whose thoughts and actions directly reflect those of me and my closest friends and then seeing the reviews all refer to her as a delusional narcissist so extreme that it stretches the bounds of realism GIF 14 78K 225 4.8K
yves @yvesskin 21h I had a tantrum and wrote fat all over my body with a marker like i was in some indie movie now i have to get the marks off GIF 109 539 16K 188K
sarah but but FESTIVE @super... 1d ... this has me in fucking tears man he genuinely lost all his whimsy Squid Game 218 9K 170K 2.3M
@USA_Polling • 1d Polling USA ... LIBERAL JANUARY 6 IS UNDERWAY!!!!! philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ 1d Massive snowball fight in DC right now 113 7.1K 160K 3.6M
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp 19h Paramount trying to get me to watch Better Man (2024): isabel @wisepissmage 1d Told him I'm not into monkeys that much..... Look at this guy Come on you feel nothing ? iMessage Cash E W R T Y U o Q I P A S D F G J K L H 12K 380K 2 504
Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman 1 15h FUNERAL DIRECTOR: And with the casket, that brings the total cost to $10,009 dollars. ME: Whoa whoa whoa hold on one second. NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.1 18h Funeral directors will pass on $9 NYC congestion toll to grieving families-as hearse drivers aren't exempt trib.al/RqYUVWP Congestion Relief Zone CAR TOLL E-ZPass $9.00 TOLLS BY MAIL The NEW TOKA HUJ-945 48 825K 1K 26K
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV - 6h lol JUST DO THIS 8:10 How to Go to a Bar Alone Gent Z 1.1M views 10 months ago 16 103 3.3K 72K
RiscV @MKVRiscy 12h Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI nov decide to sideth Tackle and hear your machine @BasedNorthmathr . 1d Angant Chainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move 63 3.7K 104K 1.6M
dawn @weIcome2thedawn. 1d this is so funny bc if prince was alive this tweet would have probably got me blocked dawn @weIcome2thedawn 2d me yelling uno with 15 cards shoved up my ass - 64 4.2K 120K 2M
tala @olirettas 1d THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, MARTY AND THIS IS MARTY'S BOYFRIEND, STEVE 18K 204K 5 804
tractor @nudeobama.1 17h ... I just murdered my insta cart worker for getting me a yucky looking pear 36 926 16K 221K
COWBOY NELL CARTER @NottBenry 16h 10 francs may save my poor Cosette FILM UPDATES @FilmUpdates 22h Film Updates Emma Stone stuns in newly shared picture. 24 1.3K 18K 596K
emily blunt's manager @twiceblunt. 1d OL OF Couple goals. #GoldenGlobes I pretend they're a lesbian couple every time i see them and it's much more enjoyable 102 6 1.6K 26K
@crookshuv.20h Little Caesars taste good as fuck regardless of the situation with your bitch. 36 618 8.4K 155K
Turkey Day Corgi @Gar... 22h ... This looks like a still from a fucked up 90s movie Bryan Johnson /dd @bry....1 1d Here are my biomarkers 194 420 19.7K 470K
 Darling @darl... 15h ... I need you guys to understand though. what it was like to watch this movie with a 101° fever and to see these dogs. I literally had to pause and take a second compose myself. I thought I was losing my mind. cc 49 3,399 49.2K 693K
@ghoulhag. 1d i think it was nice that orlok specified that the present night was the first of 3 nights he'll give her to submit, i'd be driving myself mad overthinking does he mean starting tomorrow??? 33 1,352 25.5K 497K
Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt.15h ... not impressed by ppl with limited screen times. What's impressive is spending 7 hours a day on Instagram looking at hotter, more successful people and still finding the strength to go on & do it all again tomorrow. that's what grit & resilience is. 1 129 2,243 39.7K
stephen @stepheniscowboy.2 22h ... bit rude mate you can just say groom Louis Staples @LouisStaples 1d the fruitcake from Suella Braverman's wedding still keeps me up at night 59 2,548 80.5K 2.5M
JAY ^_^ @Spoonge_71·1 1d كوري dude i think the age is getting to me, theres so many to keep up with i cant do it anymore Google Sign in what does ctfu mean All Short videos Images Videos Forums Web 1,001 10.7K 194K del 6.7M
the heart @Fredward3948576.2 22h ...  my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God 68 12.4K 74.4K 1.1M
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 1d ... Justin Trudeau: Well there goes my chance to run again, not like I can change who I- The shoe polish under Trudeau's bed: 47 3,544 58.6K 1M
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp. 1d ... the moment at the end of the pilot of GIRLS where Hannah takes the tip her parents left for the hotel's housekeeping... that's when I knew we had a generational antihero on our screens. 8 440 11.5K 275K
Sour @The_Sourkraut.2 22h Sponsored ad hit me like a truck Simplicity Meets Cool. Unique ... See more Japanese T-Shirt! n I am contaminated with radiation 83 5,321 52.6K 913K
megan @chismosavirus 14h first five day work week in two weeks 3,145 likes inatalieportmanupdates I swear I hate my life. One thing goes okay and 276357 go wrong. I am so fucking tired #natalieportman 427 8,646 154K
Rk @yrnputo.23h Dawood @Entr_dawo... 12/27/24 A photo you want to recreate 2025? 136 43.3K del 2.7M 8,497
Eli @TheCunnster. 20h Fucked up in the crib playing balala JokerPoker - Balala Get RogueLike Deck Building Game In-App Purchases 509 Card Roguelike 52-Deck Deck Building Card Game Roguelike Poker Fight Boss Purchase Hidden Cards 21:20 21:19 21:18 Lv. 1 Round: : Lv. 1 Round: 3 $1003 $1024 Lv. 1 Round: 1 $1009 Score: 0/300 Score: 0/600 Score: 5332/300 en Flush lv.1 Rank OnePair Iv.1 24 x 3 35 72 I 140 I +50 11 SHOP Jokers & Relist se Long Press Modified Card For Details (Boss) SoloMute SMALL - Kno Jukero district every BLIND Price $8 Price $10 hand City are

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