21 Funny ‘Oh No, I Created a Monster’ Moments
Everyone on Earth is only a step or two away from becoming annoying as hell. While this bodes terribly for humanity, the animal kingdom will also have to face a few consequences.
One Redditor recalled the time they worked at a pet store and taught a parrot how to say “Fuck you, bitch!” Unfortunately, the rest of the parrots also picked up on the quip, and soon, the entire parrot population at the shop was shouting vulgarities at customers. Even if those parrots have learned a new phrase by now, their lifespan is long enough that they’ll probably trot out all that profanity again sometime in the future, likely at an inopportune time.
Other Redditors have shared the times they gave someone the gateway drug to being annoying as hell, and their creations include a new Family Guy fan, a toddler makeup artist and a jerky-loving cat.