21 Funny ‘Oh No, I Created a Monster’ Moments

‘Got my friend into anime’
21 Funny ‘Oh No, I Created a Monster’ Moments

Everyone on Earth is only a step or two away from becoming annoying as hell. While this bodes terribly for humanity, the animal kingdom will also have to face a few consequences.

One Redditor recalled the time they worked at a pet store and taught a parrot how to say “Fuck you, bitch!” Unfortunately, the rest of the parrots also picked up on the quip, and soon, the entire parrot population at the shop was shouting vulgarities at customers. Even if those parrots have learned a new phrase by now, their lifespan is long enough that they’ll probably trot out all that profanity again sometime in the future, likely at an inopportune time. 

Other Redditors have shared the times they gave someone the gateway drug to being annoying as hell, and their creations include a new Family Guy fan, a toddler makeup artist and a jerky-loving cat.

NotaBodder 4y ago Taught my wife how to play Call of Duty. Ffs can't beat her now and had to buy her her own console and game. 4 ...
andr3wsmemez69 4y ago I told my friend about Reddit and she went from basic tik tok girl to edgy redditor who says too many slurs also she'll probably see this so hi Emily please don't be pissed 4 ...
auntiepink 4y ago So I was visiting my sister's family after she had her second kid and got Auntie duty with the toddler. Не was fascinated watching me put on my makeup and wanted some but I knew that wouldn't fly with his dad, so I suggested we give him a few more dots on his arm to match his existing freckles with my eyeliner pencil. We had a good week, I went home, and then my sister called me. She said, Thanks a lot, you'll never guess what toddler did today. Turns out he gave himself more freckles everywhere
Kermitface123 4y ago e I let my younger brother watch Family Guy with me, and now he constantly tells the not-so-appropriate jokes featured in the show. + 5 ...
HauntedPickleJar 4y ago . This isn't me, but my fiance created a monster out of our cat the day she first tasted beef jerky, now she hears the slightest crinkle of a package and becomes a complete demon, yowling like she just escaped the bowels of hell. 6 ...
rene_gader . 4y ago I convinced my mom to finally return to gaming (she had been a relatively avid player of a few titles before I was born). Now the 'family Switch' is Mom's Switch. 22 ...
taokami 4y ago I doted on my cat when he was a really tiny kitten. Now whenever he doesn't get his way, he becomes the loudest fog horn you'll ever hear this side of the pacific. 18 ...
WhatlnTheFuck1234 4y ago e I told my younger brother what sex was, and he immediately explained it to my mom. 17 ...
Aauasude618 4y ago I wanted to have sex with my (now ex) boyfriend and he was a virgin. I don't intention pressure him but I did make it clear sex was something I wanted. After we had sex he decided he liked it... a lot. His sex drive ended up higher than mine and eventually we broke up with that being one of the reasons. 16 ...
swearbear91 . 4y ago . Ive now taught 5 nephews 2 nieces and 4 cousins how to make fart noises. Shorty after i taught them how to make the click their tongues, whistle and mouth pops. Then to top it all off i i thought them all how to make spit bubbles. Their parents don't trust me alone worth the children any more. 13 ...
 4y ago I will keep this short. I have shown a friend what hentai is like...3 years ago. It just recently turned out he got into crazy shit,CANNOT HAVE A CONVO WITHOUT SHOWING HENTAI, constantly talks about it,and worst of all,the hentai he sends me is absolutely disgusting. I still regret showing him. Turned a great and nice kid into a degenerate. + 48 ...
Possible_Tiger_5125 2mo ago e Giving my bunkie a tattoo in prison lol. It was small finger tat She wanted me tattoo all over her hand then and I was like No no slow down. It was her first tattoo I bet she has more 2 Reply ...
fucklife193 4y ago . i taught the parrots at the pet store to say fuck you bitch to people walking by + 48 ...
Davasaurus--- 4y ago Not me but my older brother. Не always has a tendency to be immature around my younger brother who doesn't know what he's talking about. So this backfires when my younger brother says the same dirty immature words that my older brother says at the worst possible times. Not only is it embarrassing but my older brother doesn't even seem to care. So in short, my older brother is like Michael Scott. + 54 ...
zachtheperson 4y ago I work at a school. We were cleaning up in the gym a few weeks ago and just being silly I said something like Make sure you grab everything you brought; hats, jackets, water bottles, mayonnaise, don't want to leave anything behind. Now every time we clean up all the kids start yelling Hey Mr. , I remembered my mayonnaise! while holding up their gloves and stuff. Other teachers walking by always have the most perplexed look on their face 71 ...
31cats E 4y ago Letting my (then) boyfriend feel comfortable enough to fart in front of me. We're engaged now. His butt greets me in the morning before he does. + 228 ...
Itonlyafleshwound 4y ago . I taught my 4 year old cousin to run around screaming and hitting people with a foam sword several years ago. It was all good until she found the wooden sword. + 144 ...
therevvshow 4y ago Got my friend into anime and now it's his entire personality. + 154 ...
yeetgodmcnechass 4y ago A few years ago, I went to get some lunch with a couple of friends during the winter break. We got onto the topic of romantic preferences at one point, and one friend had never really talked about that before. It got to the point where he was pretty loudly talking about his preferred boob size on a woman, and there was a group of women just looking at us from the next table over. Since that day he's been a degenerate + 111 ...
 4y ago I bonked my 2yo niece on the head with a roll of wrapping paper. She thought it was hilarious, so I gave her the roll and told her to bonk someone else. Suddenly everyone in the room is getting smacked in the head while a toddler runs around laughing and saying bonk. + 340 ...
Arcinbiblo12 4y ago I taught my younger cousin how to download mods for Skyrim. A week later I visited him again and he was continuously reloading a save so that he could kill Braith. (Who was about the same age as him at the time.) 27 ...

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