34 of the Funniest Commissions Received by Artists

‘Reverse mermaid’
34 of the Funniest Commissions Received by Artists

Historically, weird art was commissioned by people who had more money than they knew what to do with — that’s how Leonardo da Vinci ended up painting a portrait of an Italian mistress holding a weasel.

And while today’s elites are more concerned with killing art than commissioning it, the tradition of having artists use their talents for bizarre reasons is alive and well among the rest of us. An artist on Reddit can definitely attest to this. They were asked to draw a “reverse mermaid.” Though this sounds like it describes a fish with human legs or a human with a fish head, the request was much more godless. According to the client’s specifications, a “reverse mermaid” is “a fish with tits and legs.” The artist obliged, and the unspeakable creature still swims around their subconscious — gills, double Ds and all. 

Other artists are haunted and intrigued by their past commissions as well, which include those involving Mpreg Squidward, an udderly wild fox and an animated Illuminati task force.

Butch-the_shitlord70 e 6y ago e I got a commission from a guy that said he wanted a drawing of Doomguy fucking barney the dinosaur 9 ...
Lia_Is_Lying . 6y ago . Bowser, Wario, Waluigi and Toad as sexy babes in lingerie. 14 ...
Captain_Hampockets 6y ago My sweetie is a potter. She makes mugs, bowls, etc. We are at a show right now. Like an hour ago, she got a special order from a lady who makes soup, for a set of bowls that say Fart Magic, specifically for her bean soup. + 35 ...
honeyhobby 5y ago Client wants me to make an NSFW illustration of his favorite plus sized model and his fetish is ovipositor or egg laying. I did not know what that is at the time but thank fuck Incognito became a thing because the first ovipositor porn I watched was intense. I thought those are only in hentai manga or anime, right beside tentacle hentai. Never occured to me that some people irl love to shove jelly eggs up their holes and push them out. + Share 33 ...
OrlaTheGremlin 6y ago Not as extreme as some, but furry horse porn. I draw realistic horse portraits so not quite sure why they thought I'd want to draw their furry horse character tied up, naked with its dick out? 35 ...
not_a_mutant 6y ago 0 A cocktopus. Like an octopus, but with cocks for tentacles. I'm a lesbian and dicks freak me out so that was a no. I offered to draw just the octopus part and leave space for the dicks to be added but he declined. + 143 ...
colourouu 6y ago To be honest its the only comission ive ever got, because ive never asked for any or something But when I was 16 my dads friend asked me to draw him a 'naughty angel' for a tattoo. Basically he wanted a slutty one, so I spent 6 hours putting my entire effort into making this cute ass angel with ripped clothes and ribbons pushing her tits together. Dude didnt want to pay me a penny. 64 ...
FoxxyRin 5y ago Did furry art for a long while because it's seriously easy money if you're okay at drawing and willing to do weird requests. Weirdest I've done involved a fox with udders. Yes, like a cow. But hey, I was making $5 for about ten minutes of work so who was I to complain? Before I ended up stepping away from it all I averaged $30/hr and I'm not even that good. I was just willing to draw anything but gore or scat. 18 Share ...
 5y ago not a NSFW artist but i did commisions a few years ago,and i still remember a guy asking PIKACHU WITH A PUSSY SHAPED BIG PENIS GETTING F*CKED BY A GIANT CLIT GARDEVOIR he also asked that for free bcs in his mind these things don't take a lotta of work i obviously refused it and yet this shit scares me, and i hope that guy was joking 32 Share ...
BeefStripa 5y ago . I was asked to draw this guy's character inside of Nala's stomach from the Lion King with a surfing outfit and surfing on the stomach acids. I actually accepted it but I was so grossed out by it that i ended up just refunding the guy. 55 Share ...
Weeperblast 5y ago A guy wanted me to draw himself fucking and eating a baby version of himself so he could put it on his tombstone. I asked him how we would differentiate his baby form from just any other baby and he said it really didn't have to be clear. Meaning it would just be a man killing, fucking, and eating any ol baby. I did not take the job. 52 Share ...
HotYungStalin . 5y ago I was once paid to paint a portrait of Bill Clinton in the (kinda) infamous dress Monica Lewisnky wore when she took Bills load. Share 58 ...
emmareyn5000 5y ago I was asked to create a collage of Frederick Douglas out of pictures of potatoes. This was suggested to me by my boyfriends mother actually, and she thought I would love to take on this idea because I am Irish and studying Fine Art, like sure. Let me just throw my 3 years of research and art practice down the toilet and start afresh by turning an ex-slave into a potato collage. She meant well and thought it would be a fantastically topical piece; I'm sure it would be extremely topical, but for the wrong reasons. Had
Playergame 5y ago A artist friend of mines once got a commission with his daughter and her boyfriend banging at their favorite diner while his naked wife and a gender swapped version of him was sitting at a table watching them approvingly and solemnly in the background. Turns out the story behind that this was his daughter died in a car accident and he wanted to print this for her boyfriend and his wife because he thought a framed picture would help them mourn. My friend doesn't usually do NSFW art but he offered the rest of his daughters college
chipgal . 6y ago e There's a guy on deviantart who always commissions artists to draw young blonde women with a cart full of wonder bread, or that same blonde women cutting down forests with a wonder bread factory in the back ground. 47 ...
 6y ago в I personally don't do a lot of commissions. But the weirdest one I got was a guy asking me to draw Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants pregnant because male pregnancy I guess... I didn't do that commission of course. + 495 ...
JayfeathersStick . 6y ago e I was asked to draw a person in a diaper with a pacifier in their mouth. I didn't feel comfortable drawing it so I said no. + 374 ...
gelcoat 5y ago When I was 14/15 a guy on dA messaged me to commission me for a drawing of two dragons tickling each other, with a lot of body fluids involved such as drooling and uncontrollable pissing. Even then I knew it was a fetish thing but it didn't really bother me. I even got a sketch made up but I told the guy that I was going to be busy with school that week, which is when he cancelled for vague reasons. In retrospect, it was probably because my mention of school made him realize that I was
GauntletPorsche 6y ago Someone wanted to pay me in deviantArt points to draw Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, and Lisa Simpson fighting the Illuminati + 286 ...
skulldir 5y ago . Not an nsfw artist but my friend is an artist, and was asked by two other friends (both straight men) to draw a picture of them spit roasting another friend (also a straight man) to give to him as a welcome back present (we went to college across the country, his family moved there and he was visiting the following summer). 149 Share ...
 6y ago I didn't get the commission myself, but a friend of mine was once asked to draw the Vault Hunters from Borderlands 2 as dogs fucking each other... Needless to say we both blocked that user + 412 ...
sunreyess 5y ago . Not me- but I saw something about a tattoo artist who was asked to tattoo this girls full vagina on her boyfriend. The girl was sitting there completely spread eagle while the artist tried to draw her heeha onto this man. WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THE PARLOR. EVERYWHERE. 292 Share ...
Morilicious 5y ago Edited 5y ago e Some older guy wanted me to draw a female with lower body as an octopus with teeth, having sex with a guy while his pp is getting chewed. I was okay until he started to ask very personal questions to me so i noped. 3 years later he starts to stalk me. Luckily I'm moving to another country soon. 305 Share ...
 5y ago . A (watercolor) painting commissioned by a woman's husband of her lying on a day bed in a negligee, with a ceramic bowl of grapefruit, bananas, lemons, and grapes on an adjacent stand. It was a gift to her for their 10th wedding anniversary. + 1.4K Share ...
sineptnaig 5y ago A baby human-fox hybrid paw showing from the inside of the belly of a pregnant fox girl... 307 Share ...
DaisySt-Patience 5y ago I had drawn and colored a cover for my lighter once and a family friend liked it and asked if I could make her one. She wanted it to say cock lover with a drawing of a penis on it. It was so her boyfriend would stop taking her lighter. I did it, she liked it, he stopped stealing her lighter. + 1.8K Share ...
bunkerbash e 5y ago . Edited 5y ago I did a frog wearing a strap on black dildo in a posh Victorian room for a friend.
AlanTheMexican 5y ago - I was SEMI NSFW and the weirdest one I got was a character from Total Drama (Bridgette) having her feet locked up and then another character from the same show (Izzy) licking them like there was no tomorrow. And that same person asked for 2 other comissions from me.
lilyinthewoods e 5y ago . Edited 5y ago Someone wanted a very realistic, oil painted framed portrait of their dick. The fact that it was a very bad picture of their penis made it weirder. At least take a good photo, bro, if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars.
writermonk 5y ago An art buddy of mine had one of these. Basically it was kind of a reversed mermaid - a fish with tits and legs. Не said that the buyer was very specific about certain things. Anyway, my artist bud drew it, delivered it, sold it. Then he did his best to forget about it. I don't let him forget about it. + Share 4.9K ...
R4zzm4t4zz 5y ago Not even a NSFW Artist but i got asked a few times to draw people or animals in diapers. Also a guy once asked me to draw a famouse german children tv-character called Die Maus as a giant just doing giant things. I drew a few options of Maus destroying a city and some other stuff, but he liked my rendition of Maus being used as a diving tower at a small lake by some people. What a weird world we live in. + Share 3.5K ...
ansaiego . 5y ago . Edited 5y ago After a weird turn of events I was requested to draw a minion burning on a cross with other minions having a blood orgy around it
Zunvect 0 5y ago . Edited 5y ago e Fairly often: commission requests for small animals sitting on each others' shoulders under a dress or coat to impersonate a big animal. + 2.5K Share ...
ICEDEV1L 6y ago Terry cruise naked, holding a police file in front of his privates. As a birthday present. For a friend. Who's a straight, 24 year old guy. Не asked in front of his girlfriend, who asked for a Andy Samburg. I only did Andy Samburg 6 ...

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