36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 30, 2024

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 30, 2024

Tim Allen is officially back for Pixar’s next Toy Story sequel. He told Collider that he’s already put in five hours of voice work as the iconic space ranger Buzz Lightyear. He obviously didn’t share anything about the fifth installment’s plot, but he did say that he’s recorded his lines up to the third act of what he promises to be a “very, very clever story.” Allen also assured audiences that the film isn’t just another soulless cash grab, noting that Pixar wouldn’t have asked him and Tom Hanks to bring Buzz and Woody back to life without a “brilliant script.” 

On a totally different note, while most kid actors will tell you that they take notes from their grown-up scene partners to help cultivate their craft, one actress has admitted that it was actually her younger counterparts who helped her career. Yvette Nicole Brown told People that her first acting teachers were the trio of young stars on Drake and Josh. She shared that the Nickelodeon show was one of her first acting credits, and she studied Drake Bell, Josh Peck and Miranda Cosgrove to learn “how they were moving on these sets.” 

Meanwhile, the last week of the year is getting started off right with some hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a physics-defying beanie, a day in the life of Johnny Bravo and a tradition we can truly leave behind.

ian @itsianraymond 16h my vibe when i wake up on new year's day Liked by virgilabloh and 106,720 others kimkardashian Sunglasses & Advil...last night was mad trill 150K 4 711 10K
paige @BonerWizard 11h We don't have to keep doing this 25 20e! 25 25 208! 208! 25 25 200! 200! 107 861 28K 304K
Christine Nicole @SupaMrs 14h ... I WAS GETTING GAS... THIS LADY WAS PUMPING GAS WITHOUT A JACKET ON....I NOTICED A DUDE IN THE CAR BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL...I SAID WHY TF НЕ AINT PUMPING THE GAS SHE SAID WHO? I SAID HIM IN THE CAR...SHE SAID... THATS MY MOMMA MORAL OF THE STORY..MIND YO BUSINESS 1K 7.4K 99K 2.1M
angie ! LIMITED @angiehrtz.1 15h OPEN BACK UP THE SCHOOLS (He)adache (Men)ace C(he)ater (Men)tally III Inhu(man)e X 1,193 comments user4078464316342 SI(she)ut who(her)re 14h Reply 260 Mia Good lord 12h Reply 1,642 View 180 replies 277 22K 327K 2.5M
Noodle @NoodleVEVO 15h ... what the fuck. r/TwoSentenceHorror . 1 min. ago 258 ... noodleyoutube I reached for my worm. no worm. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror. 192 5.1K 88K 1.1M
Timmy&Jimmy @mickeywon234 19h ... Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot.. just everyday where da hoes at 267 12K 94K 3.9M
phosphor glow @phosphor_glow.20h she's so crazzzzzzzy! love her!!! Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony 1d Eminem with a Sony PlayStation Debugging Station DTL-H1102 in 1999. 335 5.8K 4 102K
frankie @skumbagovich . 1d some kid @iminthecut. 2h elon fumbled a weird bitch and now it's everybody's problem 7 110 815 V 14.2K Crimes @Grimezsz 13h ... Is meditation just a scam to reduce the amount of stuff the simulators have to render for us? 856 1,213 du 926K 7,108 6 395 4.2K 58K
tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa 10h i i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i i have no idea what those symbols mean 19 660 12K del 119K
hum dunkin @hum_dunkin .14h The poster alludes to the famous car park scene in nosferatu count dankula @CountDankuIa .. 1d i walked up to the box office and the guy went nosferatu, right? R REGAL Now Showing Bill Sharso Nichalad Frout Cifa Rose Depp Baren Table Jehnson Enry Corres DI Wilch Succumb to the Darkness - Note Robert Eggets nosferaju In Cheaters This Christmas FEEL GOOD 31 1.8K 52K 839K
Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell. 20h ... WHAM hmm, who else can blame? ANCTIC GLA PREM NEW YORK IV E® the NFL 3-2 23 20 2-3 JETS 4TH 56: 25 2.8K 39K 1M 721
angela @aygela.19h A24 cinema.shitpost Letterboxd Films Reviews Lists Journal Popular this week HOME Holdovers CARRY-ON New from friends KILL einnamon. jstoobs davidehril... Popular with friends Babyeid No better feeling than leaving the theater and logging the movie on Letterboxd!! 261 2.5K 37K
fifi @gsgetlonelytoo - 1d Calling me on Instagram or Snapchat feels like I'm being chased in the woods 23 2K 6.4K 180K
maman @MKULTRAMILF - 10h ... sometimes you're only in somebody's life to mess up the youtube algorithm on their roku tv 2 13 129 3.6K
lily, alpha female @MsBenzedri....1 1d ... white guys be like that's fair 531 6,536 89K 2.2M
oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods 20h ... seeing a movie on sunday morning is like going to church but better and more fulfilling 1 132 1.6K 28K
dina @affogatodouble.2 2d IT ENDS WITH ME! Useless! Worthless! |TheMindsJournal @Lovandfear 2d IT ENDS WITH ME! Useless! Worthless! love you! /TheMindsJournal 7 324K 41K 11M
la n @gnarlygaejepsen 21h returning to the city after spending holidays with my parents but realizing i have to pay for groceries and cook again Babygi Babygirl H A24 A24 Babygirl Babygirl irl A2 A21 Ba abygirl irl A21 B GIF 3 701 13K 191K
JUM В o @bromojumbo . 19h Unbelievable. The landlord painted over a baby while readying the home for new tenants. Baby's names @Babysnames 2d Bronzed Lounger with -Smile 1.5K 34K 9 510K
autist @litteralyme0 . 1d ... when you get a notification thinking it's from her but it's just your jobless homie sending a vid of dudes kissing and saying us x 0:08 283 6.8K 100K 2.5M
Alex Goldman @AGoldmund 17h Did Jimmy Carter Die Today? Follow @DidJimmyDie No 6:56 AM 12/29/24 153K Views 97 399 5.3K 196 Most relevant replies Did Jimmy Carter Die Today? @DidJi... 1h ... FUCK 10 254 5.2K 43K 39 5.3K 113K 1.1M
fuck swag im DOPE! @paynushurts 1d Someone getting 24k likes on a screenshot of them blocking you is probably my worst nightmare kev joon @never_oppressed - 1 1d Enough. ... Blocked Angelica Reed @Angelica_Reed1 1.1K Following 327.3K Followers 87 543 50K 1.3M
mosten @TheyH8toCmeWin . 2d ... you can definitely see why god drowned and killed everyone on earth once 18 1.2K 5.6K 150K
John Wascavage @JohnWascavage.1 1d this is just the cast of RENT lan @ianfluencer . 1d Awesome Your Most Used Words of exa 2024 vodka cran nonbinary Bushwick unemployed tea twitterwrapped.exa.ai 4.1K 4 231 132K
MAY18TH @jiggyjayy2.1 1d ... Nobody Judas at dinner in 0033 : Maluba @Maluba_9vi 1d Cutting off isn't enough. I need to betray you 122 13K 78K 2.2M
Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz - 1 1d Two-year-old niece is napping which means I get to play with the play-doh dentist set she got for Christmas the CORRECT way 5 293 13K 222K
gaptoothtruth @nogumhundo.1 1d Maybe he's her boyfriend as friends 58 2.1K 26K 569K
22 A tendollar @tendollardanny· 1d W - سينا bro, you're fine. you just need an impossible sequence of ET events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you'll be fine 416 27K 174K 7.5M
dj mommy wook @djmommytrance - 2 23h ... can someone with a physics degree explain to me how this hat is staying on this man's head CLUBSPACE 277 666 10K 948K
tabitha @thetolerantweft.1d IN: love with my wife OUT: on a date with my beautiful wife 82 7K 91K 1.6M
redux @lycragun 1d This will happen to me in 2025 or something catastrophic will occur to the entirety of North America ATHENA @1999vogue. 2d The fact you can see his reflection in the mirror with the same look of love is art to me 4 5.6K 62K 1.9M
roro, PhD @fuglibetty. 1d ... Having the only functioning vape at an afters is of course the closest one gets to being a messianic figure. But so does one become a lamb to slaughter 21 1.7K 25K 471K
Barstool Sports @barstoolsports 1d AA My sleep paralysis demon at 3 AM 1810WA STATE POP-TARTS BOWL 35 13 MIAMI STATE 38 10-3 10-2 11:02 2ND & GO x 4TH 31 0:07 | I MONDAY b PM ET WCBB abc - LIONS 49ERS ZEPTI ESPATA From no context college football 140 4.5K 73K 2.9M
diegokook @seulgigroupie . dd ... how about tuahing No Hawking 60 2.3K 36K 466K
Aisling °9e @onemintjulep 1d You can tell who's really about that #snoopy life and who's only in it for clout... those who characterize him as a wholesome, unproblematic do-gooder are either wholly ignorant of or seek to conceal his true nature: the trickster, the showman, the charlatan... 84 5.3K 55K 1.1M
@JustBeTweeting . 10h LIMITED EDITION BY NOAMES LEBRO Hennessy Ending my day with the UF KING inside me! ennessy FR ERY SPEO x EBRON JAMES Henn COGNAC fuced & Bettled in Cognac. France 44 1K 15K 306K

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