33 of the Wildest New Year’s Eve Memories

‘I kissed my friend’s mom’
33 of the Wildest New Year’s Eve Memories

New Year’s Eve is the most chaotic day of the year, and Redditors have the wild stories to prove it. 

One guy recalled attending a bash thrown by his recently-divorced buddy and new girlfriend. In a sequence of events usually relegated to an episode of The Real Housewives, the ex-wife and ex-boyfriend of the new couple decided to join forces and crash the party for a “tag team smack down battle royale” that turned into a “full-on melee.” The police were called, and everyone rang in the new year with assault charges and restraining orders. 

No one will ever forget that party, nor should they.   

Other Redditors have remembered the New Year’s Eve parties they attended that got out-of-control, including a strange viewing of The Pacifier, a pool game gone wrong and the adventures of Paula.

Slobby_Chops 7y ago Went to a bar but was too late and the lineup was too long. Strolled over to the pool hall next door. Some guys who brought in their own liquor were getting shitfaced at the table next to us. One was leaning on a cue when it snapped and he fell into it. The cue impaled him up behind the jaw. We all rushed to help when we realized what happened. Guy said he never felt a thing. 33 Share ...
LONG ENTERONED Glory2Hypnotoad . 7y ago e Sophomore year of college I got invited to a small party with some friends. We ended up playing strip poker, which isn't that weird in and of itself, except that afterwards we stayed naked and watched The Pacifier with Vin Diesel. 21 Share ...
 7y ago At a NYE party in college, a guy got his hand slammed in the door and lost a finger. 141 Share ...
mimidaler 7y ago We were at a rock club and my husband to be was dancing when some douche pushed him, he fell head first in to the corner of a stage and split his head open so bad you could see his skull. We tried to leave and the bouncers insisted that he was not allowed and needed to go wash it in one of the filthy sinks. This is a man who can give blood in less than 5 minutes. I got a taxi and the driver drove him for free, he bled so heavily from it that
SenatorPOPS 7y ago Went to a house party when I was about 18 with some friends. The kid whose house it was ended up becoming very drunk and pulled a gun out because he didn't like some people there. We all laughed at him because we figured it was a fake air soft gun or something, I mean who just pulls out a gun for something that stupid? Turns out it was real and he accidentally shot into the air hitting a water pipe in the ceiling. We ended up tackling the kid and getting the gun away from him.
liquid405 7y ago Kissed friends mom immediately after countdown. Friend and mom's husband were angry. Pleaded my case and smoked a joint with them....no hard feelings. Would do again. 47 Share ...
geekworking 7y ago A buddy who's wife left him a few months prior had a party in his house with his new girlfriend who had recently dumped her husband to be with my buddy. The dumped husband and the wife that left found each other and decided to get good and drunk and crash the party for tag team smack down battle royale. Full on melee that ended with police, assault + domestic violence charges for all of them and restraining orders all around. Luckily I left about 5 minutes prior and got to skip the police interview and witness
Pride_Is_Expensive 7y ago Worked NYE at a swanky party hotel. A Couple checked in to one of our most expensive suites, then got in a huge fight in the lobby before even getting to the room. They almost got kicked out right there but security separated them and they went separate ways to cool off. After an hour or so the man starts going around the whole hotel asking if anyone has seen his wife. People were starting to get worried for her until a while later she comes back down to the lobby. They meet and start to make
Retawekaj 11y ago . Over 40 people crammed into tiny Chicago apartment. Toilet clogs. Everyone pees/vomits off balcony instead. In the morning we wake up to see a motorcycle directly below the balcony completely caked in frozen piss and vomit. Owner was not happy. 47 ...
 11y ago Last year when my friend broke his foot. Не was trying to drop kick a sign....... The sign won. + 54 ...
Midge96 0 11y ago - Got drunk and then fell through my teachers garage roof! + 39 ...
sillywalk22 . 15y ago Edited 15y ago Went to a houseparty in a different town, and don't remember anything between 11:30pm and 1:30pm on the 1st when I woke up naked in an entirely different house. There are pictures of me dry humping objects, my boobs falling, making out with various individuals and violently wielding two 1.5L bottles of cheap champagne. I still have no idea what entirely happened happened that night. I did eventually find my dress. Bonus! + 7 ...
Jigsus 15y ago On new years I started making out wiht my girlfriend. I was waaay too drunk and she was into it more than usual. I end stretching her blouse down in public and licking her breasts. I then noticed her nipples were very different. My (now ex-) girlfriend was watching 5 meters away from us. The girl I was titylicking didn't seem to mind. I have no idea who she was. + 39 ...
beardedstar 1y ago E Drank a fifth of Jack. Passed out standing up with my forehead on the back of the couch and one foot in the air trying to put my shoe on. Woke up in the middle of the night next to my wife and realized the bed was wet. Woke her up to tell her I pissed the bed and she said поре you threw up all over me. 1 Reply ...
 7y ago I saw a guy curl one off at a party. Yup, he shat in a flower pot in front of everyone. Не was drunk as fuck and kept telling girls he was an f16 stunt pilot but my mate knows him and says he's an unemployed plumber from Hull. 309 Share ...
 11y ago . My brother got me drunk and put up banners all over the house in the current year and made me think I was just having a dream. Не even recordedthe last year's new years show and put in the dvd as well as having the stupid 2009 glasses. + 353 ...
rooberts 15y ago All I know is that I woke up on new years day wearing a children's nurses costume (from the Early Learning Centre no less). Don't think I even want to know what happened for me to end up dressed like that but it feels like something pretty embarrassing. 4 ...
Olliebygollie 1y ago I was home from college, hanging with my high school best mates, we had taken some acid and were playing hackeysac when Prince's 1999 came on. We all immediately started wildly dancing and then someone knocked over a huge grandfather clock and it shattered everywhere. We all stared at it for a split second and then continued to dance. People didn't know if the computers would stop when it went to 2000 with all the Y2K hysteria. It was memorable. 3 Reply ...
Danicia E 1y ago 60 something Every year that my whole family forgot that it was my birthday. 4 Reply ...
gemstun 1y ago Top 1% Commenter 23 years ago. Everyone is freaking out about the coming impending Y2K catastrophe. I'm thinking I was raised with all these crazy fear-mongering stories. Why should I believe this one? You couldn't even get on an elevator near midnight for fear it would get frozen or plummet to the basement. Somewhere I still have a printed elevator sign dated 12/31/99 that says DONT USE BETWEEN 11 PM AND 1 AM!! + 13 Reply ...
knuckboy 1y ago 50 something Top 1% Commenter At a very crowded house party in the early 90s. Our friend group is circled up. Without alerting the rest of us, one guy started the countdown really loud - 10 minutes before midnight. Well the whole party thought it was time and joined in, then there was a rolling groan and anger as people realized. But no one identified my friend as the culprit. The real countdown occurred at the right time but was lame in comparison to the first one. 13 Reply ...
justsarah_ 7y ago Was at a NYE party in a small apartment several years ago, and there was a woman there who had peed her pants... and either didn't notice, or didn't care. It was very obvious and after a while it started to smell, too. But she was just casually laughing and talking and acting like it was no big deal. 380 Share ...
SevenSirens 7y ago Easily my (ex) gf and her friend getting into a fist fight after the friend called my ex an alcoholic. We were 16. + 1.3K Share ...
bitter_butterfly 7y ago Edited 7y ago My cousin had recently broken up with my friend, both of whom were at the party. My friend decided the best thing to do was to get drunk and go attempt suicide by laying down in a snow bank on my front lawn. Не failed, it's a stupid way to try to die. + 1.1K Share ...
Savage_112 7y ago e I leaned in to kiss a hot stranger at the strike of midnight and surprisingly she went for it. But she puked in my mouth and all over my face, projectile puke to be accurate. It was awful, fuck new years. + 769 Share ...
ratbastid 7y ago Party at my house. At midnight, a girl threw herself at her husband for a kiss so hard she put his ass through my wall. They were both too drunk to notice at the time, but when I saw it later and started asking who the hell put an ass-shaped hole in my wall, and she was picking weird pieces of drywall off the back of her husband's sweater, she put it together. They were mortally embarrassed. Не came over the next day and patched it good as new. + 881 Share ...
 15y ago Edited 15y ago Last year, showed up at a party of some highschool friends with a buddy. I had to drive home that night ( lame, I know) so I couldn't drink, and everyone else was getting smashed. People wanted me to be their beer pong partner, just so they could drink double. Anyways, I get ready to leave and try to find my bud to see if he wants to come with me. I go into this one chick's bedroom, and there are three people in the bed, I don't know if they're just talking or whatever,
njb42 7y ago Edited 7y ago Friend decided to throw a NYE party. I helped with shopping and setting up. By 10:30 no one had shown up. Host guzzled two bottles of champagne and locked himself in the bathroom. Doorbell rings around 11:00 and there are a dozen people outside. More continued to show up. Proceeded to have a great party in our friend's house while he spent the night passed out in the bathtub, naked except for a cowboy hat. EDIT: Yes, I am (now) aware that something similar happened in a crappy millennial movie. No, Elvis Costello did
Fromhe 7y ago Paula. Goddamnit Paula. She was a friend of a friend. Invited a few people over for New Years Eve. Her condo had a great view of where there would be fireworks. Her brother was there, along with his boyfriend. Come midnight, everyone's a bit trashed, someone mentions that the 3rd floor balcony would have a great view of the fireworks. So everyone rushes up there. Turns out, Paula, her brother, and her brother boyfriend decided to have a threesome. I was right behind my girlfriend at the time, and she opened the door to that bedroom right
Foleymatt 7y ago Edited 7y ago Friends wife slipped off the back of our hot tub and got wedged between the hot tub and the house. Almost had to call the fire department to get her out - she was so embarrassed she tore her ACL in an attempt to get herself out. Alcohol was a factor. Update: additional info An important detail that was left out (her husband, and redditor suggested that I provide) was that it was -10 out that night so we had to keep pouring warm hot tub water on her so she didn't freeze to death.
RainyDayNinja 7y ago e My brother ate an entire tray of Oreos by himself, and later that night, he was vomiting pure black. My other brother walked in on that while half asleep, and thought he was having a nightmare. + 5K Share ...
letitbeirie 7y ago Y2K. Right as everyone was transitioning from the 1 of the countdown to happy new year my buddy flipped the main breaker to the house. Panic did ensue. + 13K Share ...
FIRGROVE_TEA11 7y ago . Edited 7y ago 0 When I was 15 i drank a whole 1,5 Litre bottle of soda, which had 0.2 percent alcohol in it, in an attempt to get drunk. Damn it was a wild night.. My parents picked me up 1am. 116 Share ...

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