46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 23, 2024

It’s kinda poetic
46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 23, 2024

This week, Adam Sandler took to Twitter to wish his followers not just happy holidays, but more importantly, a Happy Gilmore to all. His festive cheer was accompanied by a first look at the Happy Gilmore sequel nearly 30 years in the making. The teaser doesn’t provide much context storywise, but it does offer a glimpse of Sandler’s titular golfer, something strange going on with Christopher McDonald’s Shooter McGavin and Julie Bowen back as Virginia Venit, who announces that things have “only just begun.” 

The promo trailer also teased some of the new additions to the Gilmore family, including rapper Bad Bunny and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. Unfortunately for Kelce, though, someone on the timeline noted that he looked like he was wearing an “Oppenheimer side character fit” — a description you’ll have a hard time unseeing. 

Kelce can at least take solace in the fact that getting roasted by the internet is par for the course these days. In fact, just this week alone his fellow digital roastees included fathers learning what gifts they bought their children for Christmas, an all-time fumbler and America’s continued beef with the metric system, along with among many, many others.

jan @janprint. 1d good morning CAMILA CABELLO ENERO 16 9:00 PM FORD MAZADA ASIENT is LEON DO 16 1 9:00 PM ZADA GTO FILA A LEON GTO SEC 13 A FILA SEC 13 GUYS OMG SANTA GAVE ME THISBCOE 2 12:40 PM baby that was krampus 2 3 horse 12:44 PM 5.9K 1.9M 114 134K
Line Cook Legend @OGELmoCooks - 1d Only scoring 2 points in front Beyoncé is crazy 101 7.8K 67K 1.7M
Firastopher @firastopher.1 1d Carrie Bradshaw would wear this to coffee eileen @eileencartter.2d saw something truly gorgeous at CVS Well Market pepsi Disney Fuel up and go! GEARREY 246 9.8K 216K 5.9M
BOGUS. @WhereIsMeechie 1d Thought this was Hines Ward Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers 1d .@smokeyrobinson in the house for today's game!! ####### GOVERNOR - - FREE 100 - - ALLIED UNIVERSAL EVENT SERVICES eler Ste MYRON COPE'S OFFICIAL and The terrible LIVE ON NETFLIX towel Steelers A PITTSBURGH ORIGINAL Christmas Day 2024 229 3.4K 24K 1.8M
Joe @Joeeyyyypp 1d Watching Wallace and Gromit with my family and my sister says Joe, that's how you and your friends dress the SC POLICE: CRI 12 237 11K del 229K
Uncle Benzo @SobrietyField 1d Bro u are at fucking megachurch, your priest is gonna flash his venmo qr code then fly off the stage into the smoke machine the peak @madpirate56.2d Backwards hat at Christmas Eve service can not make this up. 647 23K 16M 492K
bethenny's waterbed @freakandfraud 2d LIVE EM Explore Following Shop For You x 8 179 comments X Em Zee Handsome squidward got a wig? 12-11 Reply 19 29 230 6.5K 244K
yv @_MaDonda 2d ... things my boyfriend will never experience Chase Damani $ @asapnyamsss. 3d 15 minutes of reverse cowgirl 519 6.2K 127K 9.2M
Feminist in STEM @_Irepelumi 3d That kid is literally this emoji POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 4d Meghan Trainor stuns with family. 286 10M 17K 367K
Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic - 2d mom opened my present and immediately asked if I had the receipt 3.9K 2.6M 199 182K
Z @zahnuhh .3d ... when u Muslim celebrating Christmas at ur Dominican friends crib 37 1.3K 9.8K 294K
@applekaurr 3d picked my brother up and the first thing he says to me is ruh roh raggy AIRBAG J 313 13K 341K 4.4M
Stick Gurl @Awuor_2 . 2d Please delete my pictures. I don't know you a HIM 11 @ComedianMwirigi-2d Merry Christmas from me and mine 1.9K 49K 664K del 17M
Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung 2d average couple in san francisco Grace Chong, MBI @gc22gc. 4d STAND WITH @MATTGAETZ ASOS DNR THUST амUят ATAQ TZUR ASOS MOSDHA 169 4.3K 188K
Eleanor Mueller @TheLetterbomber. 2d this is the bag the cops would plant if they wanted to frame ld N AS you for being gay avary @kyoruyeye . 3 3d *lesbian trips and drops their bag ahh no my literature tt WASN'T A GUY Bloom into You MANGETSU THE GUY SHE WAS Blooms into You INTERESTED IN WASN'TA adidas THE GUY S - GUY WAS INTER my ATALL WASN'T serving 1 A GUY ANI SID AT ALL RK 1 Al Yazawa My Lesbian Experience 30 with HAYABUSA Loneliness SPECIAL EDITION Ka un Away PERSONA CHE M PIACE SH NON E UN RAGAZZO SUMIKO ARA WINNER
Jonathan Deer @JonathanDeer93 2d Would rather not get a gift then someone think I'm down bad enough to get me a tinder gift card #disrespectful #buttless $3990 SMONTH tinder Card has DC value until activated by cashier, 2.5K 195 70K 8.4M
GL @gldivittorio • 2d Just realized how crazy it's gotta be to use a stovetop for short people, that shit is right there 6 84 2.6K 100K
BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2.2d 20 dollars says that was her boyfriend cold @coldhealing.3d From living with a Nazi (not joking he was listening to Hitler speeches at IAM) to having a beautiful cottage on a Likes farm in three weeks. God is good 1,529 392 6.2K 236K 7M
raw p @pisstants 3d ... white person version of smoke alarm beeping Activate Windows Go to Settings to activate Windows. 623 8.4K 137K 3.4M
Chakib @chakibxd . 3d block3hd Today at 19:25 my gf so ass not a single guy added her after game even tho she spoke in vc 148 4K 128K 3.5M
@jaynairobi 3d ... if i come to pick you up and your not outside in 5 minutes im driving thru the living room 201 5.7K 32K 765K
kate bush's husband @airbagged . 1 1d kids nowhere to be found Dexerto @Dexerto 1d Elon Musk dressed up as Santa 15 20 Expires 30 246 11K 166K
Michael Benjamin @mfbenji 1d ... My dad is so divorced our Christmas tree is his rowing machine 126 1,685 78.3K 1.3M
kels @ohioisgood.2d in america kids have to learn everything through hamburgers ... Leap Frog Puzzle Solving spinning Tossing Stacking Plastic is 65% Reclaimed 1 new! 4-in-l Core Learning Skills Fine & Gross Motor Skills Learning Hand-Eye Coordination Purzies Stacking 12+ Build a Yummy Burger Hamburger months and Coordination Skills 250 8.7K 189K 2.4M
soul @urfavmoviegirl.3d kay :-) I beastars brainrot Follow @zweiglesbianism I need that idiot who played bad guitar for 20 mins in euphoria dead cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic.5d hunter schafer 6 3.5K 88K 1.2M
Molly @FSUmollz. 3d Dads watching the kids open presents not knowing what mom bought them CAROLINA 70 1.8K 55K del 2.7M
@TheAfrocentricI.4 4d Queer Latifah Light skin, white momma league. Jay Holloway @BlkMANjoy_.4d 30% of the NBA players named Jalen. 16 of 30 teams has a player named Jalen on it. 177 5.3K 49K 2.1M
Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_ 3d Not shocked at this news. This is the same airline that inexplicably let Kevin McCalister board the wrong plane in '92. Insider Paper IP @TheInsiderPaper - 3d BREAKING: American Airlines has grounded all flights due to a technical issue. The FAA has issued a nationwide ground stop at the start of Christmas Eve cc Claim and Transportation Lu E8 E10 W 361 19K 214K 9.9M
Ned Hardy @sargentned 3d The 2020s aren't a Kardashian decade.. every time they pop up I'm like baby what are u doing here. We left you behind @KimKardashian 4d Kim Kardashian SANTA BABY FILM DIRECTED BY NADIA LEE COHEN & CHARLIE DENIS SONG PRODUCED BY TRAVIS BARKER 285 5.4K 161K 5.2M
Lance @BornAKang 3d ... Не looks like that thief from home alone Imao XXL @XXL - 8/12/23 XXL Magazine Jack Harlow via IG 50cent 21K 10M 1K 328K
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kary. @itsKARY_.3d This is elder abuse. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.3d Lil Pump performing Gucci Gang for his grandmother. HAPP BIRTHD 1K 30K 451K 14M
Tony X @soloucity 3d 1/6 you say...... I Smoked Matt Gaetz's 17 Yr Old Girlfriend 3d The San Francisco 49ers are 1-6 since Nick Bosa photo bombed this interview in his MAGA hat and have been eliminated from the playoffs MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGA Sperts C 13 134 92K 5.6K 4.6M
caitlin @hello__caitlin - 4d The internet has forgotten about the concept of mothers why do the women on either side of them look like aged-up versions of them POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 15h Billie Eilish and Hayley Williams look gorgeous together in new photo. شعام THE FARD Si 13 99 5.7K 96K
LANA DEL YURI O @imbtchzz 4d he wanted to prepare for gracie abrams @PopBase.4 4d Pop Base 136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear. 142 5.9K 94K 2.8M
AB @CarelessAB 4d KNO some ain't right behind that heart and idk what it is. TYME @JasminaLeKai 5d Heavy. Naturally 1.2K 6.1K 186K 20M
catalina @fiImaker. 4d his heart wasnt in it you can tell from his eyes FILM UPOATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d Adrien Brody covers the latest issue of New York Magazine NEW RK ADRIEN BRODY, STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART With The Pianist, he became the youngest Best Actor winner in history. It took two decades to find a role that could live up to it. By E. Alex Jung 87 1.1K 50K 1.3M
Throwing Fits @ThrowingFits.4d dudes deciding an ig story GUINNESS music no one wants to hear mysterious pic of nature 367 18K 169K 5.4M
J @yikingtons . 3d ... White Elephant is insane as a concept. And hardly fun as a game. But its place in the office is what's craziest to me. The Caucasian urge to steal is so strong they can't even have couth at work. Foaming at the mouth to snatch a Temu neck massager from the mail lady. You're sick 65 1.7K 22K 548K
the Rich @Duderichy 4d ... shoutout to my @WholeFoods delivery guy who picked the two worst heads of broccoli I've ever seen 610 587 20K del 2.5M
Festive Dune @StolenDans 1d oppenheimer side character fit DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .2d First look at Travis Kelce in 'HAPPY GILMORE 2' Releasing in 2025 on Netflix. 26 1.3K 78K del 2.3M
mae @_maecol 5d Animals smelling fear is prolly the equivalent of getting a whiff of Dior Sauvage when ur out enjoying urself 80 6.4K 47K del 1.1M
zara @stockindonut - 5 5d i'm sorry but you're pretty much playing chess with dogs Charlie #ThankyouToriyama @BannTheMan... 6d Sonic 1- Outgrossed Birds of Prey Sonic 2-Outgrossed Morbius Sonic 3-Ourgrossed THE GOD DAMN LION KING x.com/ CultureCrave/S... GIF ALT 98 1.6K 60K 1.4M
Synthetic Nora @Network_Synth - 5d what if we were completely out of ideas DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 6d Exclusive clip from the first episode of 'WHAT IF...?' Season 3-'What If The Hulk Fought The Mech Avengers?' Releasing tomorrow on Disney+ cc 395 3.2K 95K 3.3M
jynx @jynxbby 4d men be dying to fuck the shit outta u for 3 min 682 7.5K 84K 2.5M
jenna @jennaashlyn . 4d i think if you are entertained by AI image generators you have a little monkey inside of your brain that is slapping cymbals together 9 386 2.7K 151K

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