35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 23, 2024

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 23, 2024

In this era of reboots, every day brings with it the threat of one of our favorite shows being reimagined in a way that obliterates its legacy. But Michelle Fumero promises that despite the revivals of Malcolm in the Middle and King of the Hill, the same fate isn’t in the cards for Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Fumero, who played neurotic detective Amy Santiago, told Screen Rant that she doesn’t think they “could ever do it.” She says that the idea has been floated and that the cast misses working together, but that a revival isn’t feasible without the late André Braugher.

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian and Macaulay Culkin have joined forces to try to reboot their careers. Kardashian just released a bizarre rendition of “Santa Baby” to celebrate the holiday week, and the song’s haunting, lo-fi music video features an appearance from a velvet-clad Macaulay Culkin as Santa. Although the Home Alone actor is set to join the cast of Fallout, Culkin’s last substantive TV role was a five-episode arc on American Horror Story: Double Feature back in 2021.

Luckily, these tweets are wholly original — not a reboot (or retweet) in sight. Today’s funniest include those about a troll domain, a beautiful name and what it means to be drunk and mature.

GREENHILL @fuzeryy1205. 1d People posting Sonic 3 spoilers @pieceofshit ASSHOLE #3 SPOILERS!!!!  unflagged image that spoils everything 3.2K 40K 123 429K
D4rsh @D4rsh11 2d Someone literally bought a domain name to do this. Google guthib Images Shopping Videos News All guthib.com https://guthib.com ... You spelled it wrong. You spelled it wrong. 6.5M 28 15K 234K
Empty Space Cadet @homervstheworld - dd ... Judas: Enzokuhle Sabela @enzosabela 2d Jesus can score another hat-trick today and I still won't be moved. We need to sell him. 293 11K 54K 1.9M
khalid @khalid390465965. 1d Unironically this is safer than raw milk Carnivore Aurelius © @AlpacaA...* 1d This is legal but milk from a cow is unsafe Lol Reese r - MIL PRAFIS Skittle Skittler Oligion maynes Skittles ORiginAL Skittles Skittle TRApicAL ORiginAL Sour Skittles ORiginAL ORiginAL Skittle Skittles TRopical Skittle Skittles ORiginAL ao ваи CC ND NG TOUR Я ao SIDE LOIS 624 7.5K O 209K 5.1M
'twas the night before luna-terra @evang... . 1d ... 9/11 r/armpits is banned This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated. 125 2.8K 39K del 630K
Merry Tony @PoorOldRoloTony 21h ... Galaxy brained filmmaking. Humans no longer care for one another. Return to ape. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.22h Michael Gracey explains why they chose a CGI monkey to play Robbie Williams in his biopic 'BETTER MAN' I think you feel more for an animal suffering than you do a human. There's nothing glamorous about a monkey doing cocaine. It's actually a bit sad & uncomfortable (Source: Show more 59 2.6K 66K 1.6M
Caroline Darney @cwdarney 1d Me, watching Hallmark movies on my sofa ESPN NCAA FBS 13 is Wake NC State 42 FINAL SEC NETWORK 12 851 15K 722K
Alex Stockwell @alexrstockwell. 1d ... And the Lord said: Hook 'em MINE TEX 21 1K 7.6K 248K
Jake Flores @feraljokes 20h ... This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404. 1d Al Pacino in Heat, 1995 107 6.5K 114K 2.4M
yusuke @juanvenchy 21h ... that was enough of them for me today nobody text im going to touch myself S lijah I wanna see Today 12:27 PM You left the conversation. 8 44 2.6K 63K
ray @lesbianfranmaya. 1d ... god damn it Requirements: Must be 16 years or older. Must be able to add, subtract, multiply, and divide. Must be willing and available to work evenings and weekends. 206 8K 154K 2.1M
Rodney bones Mcgallager @RodneyGall1948 - 1d ... This is exactly what I thought the chimney repair guy would look like 42 273 12K 320K
callie actually @myfriendcallie 19h ... my 65 year old Jewish lesbian mother has been cancelled at her Unitarian Universalist church for saying her pronouns were oy/vey 41 690 24K 512K
Ryan @ryandpetersen 18h ... Being cold indoors makes me feel like I'm living in wartime 30 3,145 37.8K 524K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L.22h ... white boy STUNS in j. crew pullover 1 184 3.8K del 116K
Cheapie Mac @cheapiemac 16h the patriots smh man. Having a pint to calm down CHILL OPEN POUR ENUOY 8 1759 118 25 5.8K 289K
Al @SweatieAngle-17h AAAAAYYYYYOO0000OO Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories - 1 1d The Moche were a mysterious civilization who ruled the northern coast of Peru beginning 2,000 years ago. The Moche lacked written language, but were incredibly skilled in pottery and ceramics which they used to communicate ideas and express their lives by depicting detailed Show more 65 891 17K 658K
Sophie Vershbow @svershbow. 1d Drunk at 25: Text your ex Drunk at 35: Order sheets from Quince 19 160 4.4K 162K
Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden. 23h They are trying to defund both of Grover's jobs Grover @Grover 1d Do not worry friends! am on the job to make sure your holiday packages get to you in time. 32 6.8K 68K 951K
Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420 23h This is my financial advisor OUR STANDARDS NO WE DON'T ALLOW PROHIBIT OVER ADDED HYDROGENATED FATS, MSG 100 HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN PRESERVATIVES, SYRUP OR ARTIFICIAL NO SYNTHETIC FLAVORS, COLORS & SWEETENERS NITRATES OR NITRITES OTHER INGREDIENTS IN OUR CHARCUTERIE IN ANY FOOD COMMONLY FOUND & DELI MEATS WE SELL IN FOOD DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO 9 84 3K 171K
Haster. @Haster18_.1 1d everyone born in 1999 is turning 43 years old this year let that sink in 343 1.9K 11K 435K
RECINT Reginald The Bank is Open Melvin @chonkreg... 1d ... She will be hearing from me tonight (I love her and miss her dearly) ... LTRA nolob Michelob HITRA Ы de A Coo or FRESCA ULTRI LIC HT RA Co Michela6 Michael 3 ULTRA 16 66 2.6K 116K
Kate lol oh no @Kateness8 22h The name Ella is short for Mozzarella 99 2.2K 25K 694K
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 13h you might be confused about the tenet score but obviously it's actually inverted. try flipping it around Culture Crave @CultureCrave. 17h Rotten Tomatoes scores for Christopher Nolan films Не doesn't miss COLTONE 94% CRAVE THE DARK KNIGHT MEMENTO 94% 93% OPPENHEIMER 92% DUNKIRK 92% INSOMNIA 87% THE DARK KNIGHT RISES 87% INCEPTION 85% BATMANBEGINS 84% FOLLOWING 77% THEPRESTIGE 73% INTERSTELLAR 69% TENET 92 1.7K 53K 10
Synexdoche @amor_fatti - 1d THE SAMUEL ADAMS BREWERY 30 GERMANIA STREET BOSTON, MA 02130 617.368.5080 Hey, 1 used to live in your house, I'M Drunk in boston, and its the only address ( know. Happy Holidays. 2.1K 52K 19 556K
Brock @brockomole.1 14h The miso soup fandom is dying Repost if you are a true misogynist 84 9.6K 83K 1.9M
manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl . 1d thank you for choosing Amtrak no problem there are no other trains 196 15K 238K 3.8M
Chomper (X-Men Phase) @ChomperElectric + 1d When will people realize that there is no villain These two just fucking HATE each other trax @traxstarrr. 2d why is jerry the evil one and not tom? Confirming Confirming 162 5.6K 104K 1.3M
Will Menaker @willmenaker. 1d Elves are getting bigger kenzi @kenzianidiot.2d my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 82 US Agenda 12-20-2024 Packers Playoff picture Bucks Emirates Cup Championship Thanasis (8-0) Thai Markets Jimmy H's mom says 70 yr old Jimmy is on the ANADA URY naughty list Metal recycling day: Jan 3rd Drones Christmas gifts. Gift card, Money or actual present Equinox vs. Solstice | - - Elves are getting bigger - pley - Supreme to Christmas plans Favorite Christmas song and movie Trivia General discussion 78 490
pat @pattiecain 21h ... whatever that means Well yes 24 Online now ABOUT ME Masc unless given a reason to queen out Say something... 200 4.1K 62K 1.5M
Barry R @MagnumPI242 - 11h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 The Queen's Terminal 101 5.5K 107K 1.5M
@KidBlnco 1d Penny Rust I be bookmarking shit like this and never go back to it The Secrets of Life @DSecretsOfLife 2d 4 Abs Exercises At Home cc 40 SECS 2-3 SETS 0:16 833 14K 151K 6M
Joe Butterfield @joebutters 21h Come on guys way to spoil the surprise CX City Xtra @City_Xtra 21h Erling Haaland will be receiving a £1,670 backpack and a £950 Gucci hoodie for Christmas from his girlfriend, The Sun are reporting. FRANCE FOOTBA L'EQUIPE SELFRIDGE ON &C° LIMITED C ETIHAD AIRWAYS 253 12 25K 641K
Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf 1 1 15h *Guy who just engaged* I'm going to consider divorcing my wife every year Jack McMullen @jack_mcmullent1 - 22h Perpetual 1+1 deal with Player Options after each season 67 481 25K 1.8M
Lady Emily @GreatCheshire 1d Film Twitter always bemoans the lack of creativity in Hollywood and superhero fatigue and yet when we finally get a truly original piece of blockbuster cinema like Mufasa: The Lion King you let it flop. Don't blame me when studios stop funding passion projects like this DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd 'MUFASA: THE LION KING' opened to $35M domestically. The 2019 remake opened to $191M domestically in comparison. Read our review: bit.ly/MufasaDF 840 2.3K 55K 2.6M

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