47 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 16, 2024

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47 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 16, 2024

As we inch closer to 2025, one franchise is already sprinting full speed ahead. With Sonic the Hedgehog 3 projected to top the box office this weekend, Paramount Pictures is prepping a fourth installment of the video game adaptation for 2027. But why stop there? Ben Schwartz, who lends his voice to this iteration of the chaotic blue hedgehog, told Stephen Colbert that his hope is for 10 or 15 more Sonic movies

Meanwhile, Disney flushed a trans-inclusive storyline from its upcoming Pixar sports comedy Win or Lose. The company released a statement saying, “We recognize that many parents would prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms and timeline,” but their retraction didn’t stop an alleged storyboard of the scrapped scenes from leaking online.

For its part, the Ghostbusters franchise is likely to become a lot more animated. Despite the lukewarm reception to Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Sony Animation and Netflix are said to be developing an animated Ghostbusters film with Kris Pearn attached to direct. Pearn previously worked with the streamer on The Willoughbys, which he co-directed and co-wrote based on the Lois Lowry novel. The film comes in addition to the previously announced Ghostbusters animated series that Jason Reitman has been working on since 2022. 

The week, of course, also brought some great tweets along with it. The funniest included a holiday prescription, a meal you need privacy with and the Charlie Kelly section of the thrift store.

jul @juliettheclown.4d lady raven doing a livestream to her fans after her concert: LeBron James @KingJames12/24/23 COOP GOING CRAZY!!!!!!! 5 317 2.7K 123K
ugly fat billionaire @HymenReaper 3d Can boys wag their boner like a tail 2.1K 7.6K 108K 2.7M
read sakamoto days for clear skin @bigsnugga 12h ... clubchalamet is the kind of poster that made the internet great. a poster from a foregone era. she's not trolling, it's not bait, i dont even think she's monetized in any real way. she's just sincerely insane. doing it for the love of the game 13 1.4K 28K 416K
Brock @brockomole 18h ... Polycule night at my neighborhood bar EVERYONE GET MONOGAMOUS NOW!!! 6 145 3.6K 66K
Karlito @KarlUniverse. 1d I told this girl i wanted a Lamar Jackson jersey for Christmas a month ago she gone ask me today you said something about Lamar Odom the other day right? Man listen here if she got me a Lamar odom jersey she can go on about her life we ain't got nun to talk about after that 29 7.8K 58K 7.3M
Aaron Gooden @Aaron_And_Stuff.2d Unusually and exceedingly Blonde peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe 217K 5 1K 12K
miyah @stfumiyah 1d ... gotta protect his locs university PoKéMo miyah @stfumiyah . 1 1d i put a bonnet on shadow 305 10K 152K 2.4M
willem dafoe @pinkponydiaz.2 2d angela bassett reading the 9-1-1 script @eddieshole 2d Replying to @pinkponydiaz skibidi toilet rizz ohio gyatt sigma 10 321 4.3K 86K
David Hering @hering_david 3d ... I feel strongly that we shouldn't see his body. Feels like a violation RECYCLE ME** NEW PAPER TUBE® RECYCLE ME** RECYCLE ME** NEW PAPER TUBE NEW PAPER TUB PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES M SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM & ONION & ONION & ONION 309 300 USSAN 157 kcal 655 kJ 157kcal 8% 300g: 2182 KJ a a 100g 2182 KJ / 223 kcal .50 NEW 180 5.1K 134K 1.7M
BLËUSKI @BleuCapone 19h G Man this a specific ass number. This yo half of the rent LMFA0000 Wickedupcarter zzz @wickedupcarter - 1 1d Send that girl some money P $536.54 Dec 1 at 8:00 PM Completed 758 12K 6.3M 226K
Aaron S Bailey @AaronBaileyArt.22h ... Zack Snyder's Krypto 757 11K 170K 4.2M
anna @F1TT3RH4PPIER . dd ... they should invent a social activity that doesn't cost money and isn't embarrassing to do above the age of 16 1.6K 13K 284K 8M
MACEO @liImaceo. 2d ... wait, they don't love you like I love you. 139 19K 95K 3.1M
Letterboxd @letterboxd . 1 1d ... this two-star review of is making you aggressive. your favorite film 31 918 11K 326K
7 AdamThaSportFan @AdamThaSportFan.2d 40 gr This graphic got potential LF Legion Hoops @LegionHoops . 2d TRENDING: There's 63% chance that Mike Breen will say 'BANG' in tonight's NBA Cup Final, per @PolymarketSport LHH LEGION HOOPS E ... 63% CHANCE TO BANG 73 5.2K 127K 4.6M
DJ jawdin jetson @DJJordanJetson 2d Door locked and lights dimmed for this one Timmy&Jimmy @mickeywon234.2d Chicken Alfredo garlic bread and wings 247 17K 212K 7.9M
MOTHER @MOTHERMAGE 2d I bet she's thinking about other i wonder if he da guys feds 2.7K 11K 416K 53
Natsuki. @twtZero_ 2d ... aww you remembered of course I did, I am a manipulator 506 20K 144K 3.8M
Air @ayoair 2d ... Not being able to make $20,000 a day is starting to become a huge inconvenience for me. 60 12K 53K del 1M
poptart @bellaxedward666.2d got ma'am'd while looking busted and raggedy 9 157 4.9K 78K
tini @tiniitatyy 2d ... funs over i'm employed again AA monkey in shackles X 79 2.9K 54K 1.3M
John Nucci @JNucci23· 1d ... At my cousin's job, they do a white elephant where you have to buy a $20 gift for someone else One of her coworkers gave someone the rights to a printed out +8914 9-leg parlay Incredible move bet365 Wed 18 Dec 07:59 Edit Share $20.00 و Leg Parlay EARLY PAYOUT LA Chargers 4,6 Money Line Thu Dec 19 DEN Broncos B:15 PM LA Chargers EARLY PAYOUT Notre Dame 10/29 Money Line Fri Dec 24 to Indiana 8:00 PM Notre Dame BAL Ravens -G.0 10/11 Spread Sat Dac 21 PIT Steelers 4:30 PM BAL Ravens EARLY PAYOUT MIN Vikings 5/8
@Inthemood4Iove : 2d angela I'm constantly oscillating between both WARHOL: Why can't it just be magic all the time? DIDION: What. 13 1.5K 20K 504K
joseph @highslip 3d You can always tell when a man's mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit 316 14.5K 181K del 4.3M
Paul Tassi @PaulTassi 2d this is going to defrost into Mariah Carey and I am not kidding F Fortnite @FortniteGame 2d Something pretty cool has appeared on the map. 413 547K 24K 10M
effy @lesbianhowerton - dd ... i saw the charlie kelly section at the thrift yesterday Army Tops BRUIN $199 M M 30 20K 710 258K
holly and jolly Karla @NanNanFGC.2d ... youre old but are you 20 SuperSisi @supersisi_ 4d You're old, but are you this old SONY 927 15K 371K del 7.9M
dr. cumuncher @cumuncher 2d in the lab, straight up curing it. and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. Alzheimer's Disease. 97 9.6K 221K 3.2M
metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna.2d ... As a man: We're pregnant - Cringe -Pathetic - Taking half the credit My wife is pregnant: - Classic - Married? Good so it's not a sin I'm pregnant: - Intriguing - Preserves your partner's privacy 100 - Taking all the credit 238 14K 265K 4.2M
Jake Romm @jake_romm 2d Me (24') asking my enormous wife (9'8) for my daily gourd 86K 10 120 2.5K
kayla @trulykaykay 2d i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home 446 42K 239K 4.2M
Liberty Jane Lester @libertylester. 4d ... He's not even been born yet EYE 660 BY 650 W MAY أ il Cathay Cadbury Mini creme egg GAFT eggs Mini BAR eggs BAR Cadbury Cadbury Callany Mini creme Mini egg IS BAR eggs eggs Mini eggs Mini - - - - as eggs to NO TM CADBURY PABLE .... I - BLOCK 12 no 5.75 5 Cadbury Cadbury Cabbara PEGN 5 Caramel Creme Padbury Crem PAC 3 66a Crem egg egg ramel in SHOP N Mini a Fathery 3 eggs eg Cabbay Padbury Сабви amel Cadber eme Caramel crem Creme egg egg
tolu @tolzarchives . 4d ... are you guys ok yazmi @whatsappauntie 12/12/24 An areola peek is so tea 271 3.3K 50K 3M
silvia (beach fag) @transeurydice 3d i dont really want to sorry Barbed Wire Barbie @barbiecatgirl . 6 6d What's stopping you from dressing like this Anite 2.7K 41 105K 2M
callie actually @myfriendcallie •4 4d kind of mad that my bf isn't doing this. think im gonna start a fight Styro Steve @SteveStyro.4 4d Day one of collecting my girlfriend's hair and put it on Styro Steve. 886 20K 17 998K
ren AAAA @heldthesun . 4d and the homosexuality retrocvnt @retrocvnty . 5d I love how Faith represents the darkness Buffy is afraid to embrace 19 2K 30K 708K
k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf - 5d ... They need to make a waterproof phone so I can tweet I'm da king of da shower when I'm rotating under that hot water like a 7-11 hotdog 15 823 6.1K 103K
dior t CS @deeore5 . 5 5d people be like bear with me and they don't even have a bear with them 394 24K 152K 5.9M
@ihatebbls .4d Boppa ... The chiefs training staff is currently sacrificing a virgin lamb in the locker room as we speak ©CBS SPORTS @NFLonCBS4 4d NFL on CBS NFL Patrick Mahomes limps off after getting tangled up on a failed 4th down SMADE DCBS NFL 58 5- a 0:04 57 4.6K 86K 3.5M
The HNO @DiorSharpe 5d Elphaba tryna distract the wizard. The HNO @DiorSharpe 5d It was so hot this night like hot AUTO SPRINK AND STANDPI SPRINKLERS FIRE PUMP THROUGHOUT TEST NNECTION BUILDING 164 2.1K 55K 1.4M
tiramisu emoji @icarusinsilk.3d thinking about this. somebody up there was looking out for us. 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .10/7/22 Nicholas Hoult is replacing Harry Styles in Robert Eggers' 'NOSFERATU'. (Source: Deadline) DUVOLB com 185 9.7K 194K 5.1M
ASSOCIA ughly christmas sweater @ughfinewhatever. 5d ... a LM 10 when my roommate disappeared forever he forgot his D mysterious substance P ENTENE ULTIMATE VEGGIE BURGER BURGER VEGGIE EXTRÉME and NERDA 495 2.5K 99K 1.7M
Mohammed Khan @hotelroomkeyz.5d ... Omgg what Sho RG M My Family is here no for the Sharks but I'm here 9 for the MILF'S 35 349 5.4K del 1M
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk - 5d Take two of these and call me in the morning 34 633 7.2K 189K
rob @ok_but_still - . 6d ... women when a minor SATC boyfriend shows up in the movie they're watching 39 2.4K 33K del 710K
Lauren Rinaldi @LRinaldiArt.5d This is so good but also can I say something Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest. 5d This is so good it hurts No. 166 April '74 MAID OUR PRICE 33230 40 CHEAP GIVING A.I. THE MIDDLE FINGERS Remember to always pay real artists. They hate CONCEM MATT COHEN drawing hands as much ARTIST NORMAN MINGO as A.I. does-but unlike ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED. MAO #166 APR 1974 A.I., artists count. 91 270 10K 1.1M
The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter. 2d As our special gift to you, we'll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season 509 11K 238K del 7.7M

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