35 Corny Jokes People Love

‘What do you call a bear with no teeth?’
35 Corny Jokes People Love

The line between a corny joke and a bad joke is so faint that it’s almost invisible. Did you hear the one about the two satellite dishes that got married? The wedding wasn’t all that great, but the reception was awesome! 

That’s the kind of joke I’m talking about. It really toes the line, and though you might feel stupid for laughing, it is kinda funny. There’s also the one about the guy who had a job circumcising elephants. The pay was garbage, but the tips were huge

A number of Redditors have shared the jokes they love that are fresh off the corn cob, including an enlightened hot dog order, the first rule of Thesaurus Club and what you call a bear with no teeth. And while I won’t judge you for laughing at these, other people might.

TOM_BOMBADICK . 12y ago e How do you make a space party? You planet. 2 ...
ExternalTangents 12y ago Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other. I lost an electron one says. Are you sure? the second asked. Yes, I'm positive. 3 ...
5evrblond 12y ago What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear 7 ...
djmk671 ОР e 12y ago I once had a job circumcising elephants at the zoo. The pay was crap, but the tips were huge. + 8 ...
Barky_Meowntain e 11y ago . A guy walks into a doctor's office, completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at him and says, I can clearly see your nuts. 103 ...
 13y ago 1 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. 55 ...
deadpool647 12y ago e Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan! 18 ...
SedatedSwede 12y ago I was in a park contemplating why a frisbee gets bigger when it gets closer to you, then it hit me... 14 ...
Antisheep 12y ago . What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes Whack! .... .... Damn! A bad skydiver goes Damn! .... WHACK! 7 ...
Rufio_Rufio . 11y ago . Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever? It's pasteurized before you even see it! 135 ...
ImmortalRico 11y ago How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles! + 160 ...
letsconversate 11y ago What did the corn say after stubbing his toe? Aw shuck! 176 ...
Storm-Shadow . 11y ago Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!
rizla_filters 12y ago A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says You know, we've got a drink named after you. The grasshopper responds You've got a drink called Frank? 82 ...
way_fairer 11y ago . Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Because the pee is silent. Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years. + 1K ...
awjsakjdlkfj . 11y ago . Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing! + 459 ...
 11y ago What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An utter disaster. rimshot + 428 ...
Dahaole 12y ago e A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey, get outta here! We don't serve your kind! The mushroom responds, Why not? I'm a fungi... + 318 ...
theflautist 11y ago First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club. 220 ...
Nobby_Nobbs . 12y ago The guitarist passed out on stage. Не must have rocked himself to sleep. 179 ...
mrspectre 12y ago You hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well.... 430 ...
WeenisWrinkle . 12y ago What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. + 111 ...
 12y ago A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some punch. The bartender says You'll have to wait, there's a line. The man looks around, but no punchline. + 221 ...
Youreatowell 12y ago Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by. The turd yells to the bananas, hey guys, come on in, the water feels great! One banana looks at the other banana and says, do you believe that shit? + 493 ...
Mundus_Vult_Decipi . 12y ago e Hey, there was a pirate selling corn down at the farmers market. Twas a buck-an-ear! You ask for corn, you get corn. 246 ...
ChicoLatino7575 12y ago e A guy and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. The guy sits down and orders a couple of beers. Не sees his giraffe start to get thirsty and being a bit tipsy he gives the giraffe some alcohol. The giraffe passes out and the guy gets up and starts to walk away when the bartender calls out to say, Hey! You can't leave that lying there! The guy turns around and slurs, That's not a lion, dumbass! It's a giraffe! 109 ...
IMASnailProctologist 12y ago 1 Where did the king keep his armies? In his sleevies. ... badum-tss + 1.1K ...
WeenisWrinkle 12y ago Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere 165 ...
somagaze 12y ago Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? The baby, because she's a little bigger. + 476 ...
 12y ago e Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? -His mom woke him up. + 1.1K ...
maumeeriverrat . 12y ago o What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder. 743 ...
undiebundie 11y ago . Edited 11y ago A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, make me one with everything. + 417 ...
TheMuthaFlippin 12y ago I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. Не just stands there applauding and saying Ooh, I love how smooth it is. + 2.4K ...
theflautist 11y ago 9 I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice. + 111 ...
4_Teh-Lulz 12y ago Why did the snowman take his pants off?? Не heard the snowblower coming 2 ...

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