47 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 9, 2024

Person who has had one experience: Uhhh…
47 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 9, 2024

This week, we learned that meeting the parents, the in-laws and the next generation wasn’t enough for one franchise. According to Deadline, a fourth installment of Meet the Parents is underway — 14 years after Little Fockers. While no one has any idea what else the series could possibly explore, original stars Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Teri Polo and Blythe Danner are all in talks to return. 

In other news, Ted Danson dropped a rather enthusiastic bomb. The actor was joined by JB Smoove on the Where Everybody Knows Your Name podcast, and he revealed that he thought that the Curb Your Enthusiasm pilot “absolutely sucked.” He ultimately came around on the series, going on to play a fictionalized version of himself in a total of 34 episodes and saying that acting with Smoove and Larry David “reinvigorated (his) desire to be funny.”

No one, though, had a better week than Sean Evans. The Hot Ones host and the team behind the popular talk show will be operating under new management after being sold for $82.5 million. BuzzFeed relinquishing First We Feast to Evans and a group of investors allows them to move forward as an “independent multi-platform media company.” There's no word yet on what’s to come, but Evans promises that “the future is spicy.”

And, of course, this week we got our laughs straight from the timeline. The funniest tweets included those about lawless zones, a retro movie theater carpet come to life and an 8-year-old destined for a stand-up career.

rex volcano @RexVolcano 16h ... seeing a lot of Bill Belichick is just taking the UNC job to line his son up for a coaching gig posts, and I think that's disrespectful to a NFL legend. Bill took the UNC job to help get his girlfriend into grad school 10 389 10.6K 443K
Star @presidentgenx. 1d ... So Andrew Tate was crying and nobody was taking a video...? Do y'all just not want people to be happy.? Stair BladeoftheSun @Bladeoft... 2d IM Andrew Tate crying in court today. Hopefully soon he will be jailed for good. 54 7,433 98K 1.3M
alex @midsmoker34.1 14h ... White dudes be like Anyways. Im gonna hit the hay 25 306 4,737 del 102K
Ryn @Rynrawrrr 23h ... I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed tho. I'm just annoying 41 2,444 14K 266K
AMBRR @ambrr_wav. . 2d I've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. Idek what it means but I've had enough 596 26.8K 388K 6.6M
via @atrophicbtrfly· 1d ... not to self diagnose but i think i have the christmas spirit 34 5,491 34.4K 672K
The Wizard @YeWiseWizard - dd I guess she better talk tuah lawyer! GIF Dean Bulla @deanbulla 4d Haliey Welch is literally going to jail. 849 30.7K 419K 8.8M
Ted @Tedoffthegrid 1 1d My 8 year old is getting his hair cut and he looks at the hairstylist and says if I was president I would ban haircuts. And she said that would put me out of a job and he said embarrassingly fast womp womp in the most monotone voice. 2 136 5,729 60.9K
@blingee_support-1 1d ... PERSON WHO HAD THREE EXPERIENCES: it's like there's this false dichotomy masha @MashaParty 1d PERSON WHO HAD TWO EXPERIENCES: it's like there's this dichotomy 23 3,523 57.9K 1.1M
senshi @senshi_real.6d ... 12:20 15K 1.5K 291K 3.5M
@girlsonfillm. 5 5d kim kardashian finna step out in them FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 5d Judy Garland's famous Ruby slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' have reportedly sold for $28 MILLION at an auction. 5.6K 171K 3.7M 3
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baskin in the light @alltimegoober 6d M60 Fortnite og just filled with sweats. Еріс games needs to make lobby's only for people that are employed. Must submit a W-2 to join these lobbies. 78 1.9K 47K 1.9M
Owen Tooelve @owentooelve 5d ... wife: so if oregon wins me: we're in the playoff wife: and if oregon loses me: still in the playoff wife: but if you win you get an easier bracket me: not necessarily wife: so if oregon loses it might help? me: maybe wife: I don't understand me: me either, but we blue bloods now 214 314 18K 863K
@niadevonnie. 6d this rlly how it be walking out the theater @ 1am. No workers in sight. they basically leave you to lock up the place Jordan @itsjordanapps 12/5/24 saw a movie at 10 p.m. last night 217 20K 306K 6.5M
jonnie @milkywhitetits 5d giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say 113 12K 161K 2.9M
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kelsey orr @kelseytayorr - 5 5d the airport is a lawless place that is free from judgement Juancarlo Juan Suarez @juan_suarez1... 12/6/24 Airport beer at 6am? You bet 1 SPORTSM FIRESIDE AP C FRUIT SHACKS 5:59 AM 965 33K 574K 15M
Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti . 4d Who the fuck are they putting in my lobbies SQUELCH MAXXER GeneralGoon69 Goonbob365 290 6.5K 108K 2.5M
katie @pipterino 4d ... To Dad and his latest dollybird who we all hate You, Dad Dad From Kid h Whether he's hanging lights. putting up the tree, Dad & Woman Не Loves playing Christmas tu OF sharing a cookie he's really -- anks For Everything, Dad DAD. Woman and the AO Не Loves Dad for Parents Fr Dad THE YOU THING DO THE LOVE YOU SHARE, YOU MAS ARE THE 90 1K 27K 831K
someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksun... 4d ... sorry but she isn't credible in a period piece. those eyes have seen Erewhon. CINEMA SOLICE Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema 11/8/24 Lily-Rose Depp is receiving critical acclaim for her performance in 'NOSFERATU.' 258 2.6K 77K 3.5M
LMFAO @punpunhater 3d ... lowkey as a white man if an asian woman has a crush on you this should be the sign that youre ugly af 182 2.8K 34K 1.2M
@girlzuku. 5d Or i just dont like them bitch the fuck rice watching daiya @usohtsuki.5d i think not liking certain characters in a show means u fundamentally didn't understand the show de TAL REPORT MONT TOWN 237 16K 179K 3M
Santa D. Luvian @uncle_deluge.. 4d Oh so he looks like Santa Claus then Nrken19 @nrken19.4d New rconstruction of St. Nicholas of Myra. Through forensic analysis of St. Nicholas of Myra's skull, scientists have digitally reconstructed the face of the man who inspired the legend of Santa Claus. + 104 3.6K 86K 1.6M
Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly· 3d ... Received a wedding invite that specifically said on the dress code line No Apple Watches please 1.3K 10K 203K del 11M
@arisofmars 3d Everything is sinister to yall, get on Prozac Faith Moore @FaithKMoore 4d Just rewatched The Polar Express. Is it just me, or is there something really sinister about that movie? 7 1.7K 10K 343K
NFL Memes @NFL_Memes 4d ... NFL MEMES If you got up from your couch to change the channel you had more yards than the Bears did in the first half TOTAL YARDS 4-8 5-7 2 I 310 U 306 2.9K 51K 2.3M
NFL Memes @NFL_Memes 3d +NEL Joe Burrow dressed like a 90s movie theater carpet MEMES 2.2K 37K 1.4K 2.5M
oatmeal influencer @acechhh. 5d the horniest role in film? Christine Baranski in How the Grinch Stole Christmas 11 417 5K 131K
Adam Piron @adam_piron 3d AMC has just revealed the popcorn bucket for THE BRUTALIST 50 764 17K 456K
Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey 3d Не went to Penn State so appears he headed to a familiar area. ... Reply -5 No_Cicada_793 OP 8h Не went to the University of Pennsylvania (the Ivy League), not Penn State. There's a pretty big difference, to be honest. Not trying to be mean, just letting you know so you're aware when talking to others. 18 262 8.3K 515K
Brian Hiatt @hiattb . 3d Truly one of the most mystifying quotes I've ever encountered 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 3d Greta Gerwig's 'NARNIA' film begins filming in July 2025. It's a very new take... It's all about Rock 'N' Roll, says Amy Pascal. (Source: Deadline) 138 3.8K 108K 3.6M
Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA 2d Send this to people worried about Bill Belichick's ability to recruit OR ВЛАСЕВ 815 2.8K 47K del 3.9M
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Seymour Butt @bigcheeksz 2d Sucked. Preferably by a chick with stupid tattoos Adam @ajselyts . 5d Do you prefer your meat grilled or fried 159 8.8K 116K 8.5M
martha @stewartesss 2d him and paul mescal having a pander off Pop Base @PopBase. 2d Andrew Garfield tells MTV he's currently obsessed with Chappell Roan: Red Wine Supernova' is killing me. 'Good Luck, Babe!', 'Pink Pony Club' obviously, 'HOT TO GO!' obviously. That whole album I'm just listening front-to-back every morning in the gym, to be honest. 6 102 1.7K 52K
pris @pwiscila 2d She was the perfect person to play Carrie. She literally just looks like she can't help but wonder 40 2.4K 54K 933K
WATCH: WHIPLASH @seccotines. 3d updated this btw Tepi PATRON he FUCKED that old man 3 likes 90% Color the of Money THE LIGHTHOUSE WHIPLASH Chere Mill Be Blood Claro head MACC SALLIVI BANSHEES GINISHEREN reservoir dogs The Master CO INCLAVE HATEFUL THE 8 98 968 12K 347K
Miiya @Miiyaszn 4d ... Me up at ЗАМ after I finished a good tv series and now I'm just googling the cast. 454 29K 192K 3.3M
Sisa @TheTitanBaddie 23h ... I GASPED because I read it wrong @dieforyous.1 1d SLAYERY LM FILM CA MILL MILL ILL VALLEY VALLEY ALLEY FILM FILM FESTIVAL FESTI LM ILL MILL ALLEY VAL LL FILM ESTIVAL FES M FILM MILL MIL VALLEY VA the - 109 1.5K 25K 1.1M
h @ipodmacbook•1 1d ... we were watching tv and it got too scary and now he's watching it like this Tea out CAT SYMAYS C Mc ٩٩٠ SU 70+2م 10 DO AD THE THINKI FAST S E DANIE KAHNEN To Dan used 12 975 192K 14K
straight edge coach mcguirk @nickhexum311 - 1d ... Weirdly empowering SWIPE WITH STRIP FACING CARDHOLDER YOU ARE THE CARDHOLDER 4 5.4K 154K del 1.9M
daisy ge @_katiegavs . 1d this is fucking killing me?!2!:f2f:(22, they checked genders at the @katiegavs show & if you're a cis guy they made you watch from a jail cell but the show was amazing regardless 289 131K 9 11K
multitude container @lllliatttt. 1d many of u would fold in this situation 6FT LESBIAN NUTCRACKER $300 Send seller a message 2K 34K 66 673K
Screen-Shots @sadcinemaa 1d ... Me sending work emails at the end of year I'm SORRY I CAN'T DON'T HATE ME 15 3.7K 35K 768K
merle @rottenbrunette 18h you really have to respect his commitment to his hairline FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 18h Jude Law has received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. VARIETY 0:08 60 728 734K 29K

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