50 Funny Tweets About School That Most Definitely Make the Grade

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50 Funny Tweets About School That Most Definitely Make the Grade

Any hard-working student will confirm that hearing the words “Get into groups!” strikes nothing short of existential terror into their heart. Despite what teachers say, group projects aren’t actually about mastering class material — they’re about enacting low-grade psychological torture against your peers. Whether you’re the reluctant leader of the group or the obvious slacker, the ensuing weeks will be fraught with various attempts to bend the others to your will. 

Eventually though, the sporadic, yet increasingly desperate text chains of “When are we meeting?” to “Did you turn in your slides yet?” to “Do you even give a fuck about this class?” culminate in a massive sigh of relief when the project comes to an end, and you realize you never have to text a row of question marks to Ryan the quarterback ever again. 

And yet, group projects are hardly the silliest thing about school, which the tweets below more than prove.

odi aut amo @toutovlepo 1d Students submitting their final papers. thanks guys latin :( How Religion Manifests AP Latin Logistics Essay latin thing ALT 183 4.7K 78K 2.3M
grimm @ExileGrimm 17h I would lose my mind here lol r/NoStupidQuestions u/WaitThatlsYourFinger 1d My son's third grade teacher taught my son that 1 divided by 0 is 0. I wrote her an email to tell her that it is not 0. She then doubled down and cc'ed the principal. The principal responded saying the teacher is correct... What do I do now? Tbh, I'm mildly infuriated but I'm wondering if I'm just overreacting? Should I just stop fighting this battle? 1,054 67.5K 8.5M 2,597
Steven Glansberg @Stev3nGL... 20h ... Just finished my exam, you know what that means 070 ALL-ST 54 1,110 23.4K 1.1M
Nick @nm234 2d Gay people with their emotional support English teacher Minogue Updates @MinogueUpdates - 2d kylie minogue and troye sivan at the 2024 #MetGala CC Troye Sivan & Kylie Minogue 88 5.9K 72K 2.2M
woolfy @wolfyaltwitch - 10h ... Best gender moment of the day is my professor normally calls on students by pointing to them and saying lady or gentleman. When he got to me, his face spasmed in confusion and then he said you 67 3,004 49.8K 336K
HOURLY shitpost @..... 23h ... quieres First day to school and first day to school as a teacher. wasdzxc 5h You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain 14 1,441 28.5K a 217K
@lqviiua 1d me when the teacher says to write your name but i already wrote my name AND the date 79 15.2K 130K 1.2M
Maya Tribbitt @MayaTribbitt.2 23h ... my media law professor explaining defamation: @byanijames 1d Idk who needs to hear this but it's not shade if it's tea! 5 2.6K 24K del 1.1M
Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER - 13h ... In school I always thought it was funny when a teacher was pregnant cause like WOW you be fucking when you go home 145 1.4K 10K 353K
Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzger... 4h ... Somewhere out there, a child is free. BARRON'S BARRON'S AP Biology AP = Edition AP AP BIOLOGY AP SAT SUBJECT TEST Chemistry - PREMIUM - BIOLOGY E/N PRYSALE Exam PHYSICS I and 2 Prep - 2010 - - - - - IN SAT - SUBJECT I I TESTS BAT 11 349 10.2K 137K
abdoul @abdoulxc 1d whatever happened to the literature exam was easy? 3h ago Hamza I bent shakespeare over 276 19.9K 222K 5.3M
Ali @AliEzzoBezzo• 21h anything was funny in high school. one time the teacher asked us what our favorite flavor of ice cream was and I said pistachio. someone behind me immediately said bro said pistachio.it was so over for me 91 5,364 98K 1.6M
John Attridge @John_Attridge 17h ... Student I was counting on to nod throughout the lecture stopped nodding 438 7,917 249K 3.1M
@ratlimit @ratlimit. 5d This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand ass sounding institution RAINBOW TRAIL LORD LICORICE 10 31K 1.6K 781K
Viaween @Vermi... 14h ... the frog that i'm about to dissect in my high school biology class SH 22 1,914 29.2K 315K
frankie @FrankieGPhD. 2d I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent 513 13K 281K 12M
$aint $mith @SaintSmi... 20h ... I was in the library brushing my beard and another student turned his head 360° like an owl, looked me dead in my eyes, and said he thought somebody was raking leaves.... does college have HR?? 209 3,223 46.7K 609K
Images Al Could Never Recr... 1d ... 032921 Six People in this class have a grade below 20! 33 1,867 57.5K 912K
@alvrgirl. 23h hearing get into groups! in a class where u dont know anyone 641 32.2K 345K 3.8M
Braxton Rotsniffer @BRotsniffer.1d ... Just passed a freshman with a printed out map of campus and his buildings circled in highlighter 754 3,819 149K 5.2M
Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing 15h ... Me standing in line at the campus coffeeshop after students have returned for the fall semester: Andrew Tettenborn Are too many young people going to university? 15 August 2024, 6:46am 425 7,386 148K
donald boat @laserboat999.22h ... i swore off edibles after the lesbians in my dorm caught me sobbing watching the good will hunting 'its not your fault scene' on the common area TV, wasn't even watching the movie i was just watching the best clips on the roku youtube app 10 381 10.9K 181K
isabel @wisepissmage 2d ... My boyfriend is trying to teach me how to play dark souls right now and it feel like when your dad is trying to do your math homework with you while you cry at the kitchen table 144 6,906 106K 2.4M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic• 21h Student email: hello... Student extension request email: your grace... 2 95 2,409 50.2K
internet hall of fame @Inter... 17h ... Elisa Stone Leahy @ElisaStoneLeahy Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can't stop laughing. 345 4,020 134K 5.9M
Dr Victoria Austen @Vicky_Au... . 16h ... Email received from student: I was planning to come to office hours today but on my way I found myself in a situation of saving a baby duck so can I schedule another time to meet?. They then attached picture of said baby duck. 10/10. No notes. 74 2,667 92K 1.3M
@1996mazdamiata 1d college students if you hear a voice that tells you to take a short nap after your classes end that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking 84 5,645 33.3K del 449K
Paul Renfro @paulmrenfro 18h ... Obsessed with this student's response to the question: What are you most excited to learn about in this class? I dont know much so im just happy to be here 29 344 5,579 del 102K
wyabt @wy4bt 19h day 1. learning so much already. just found out about lettuce. Hamburger University Sí DEL Origaudio 223 9,873 181K 3.1M
just matt for supreme court @... 1d ... i (apparently) have a final exam today for a class i did not remember i was enrolled in and do not need to graduate. let's see how it goes! 107 860 44K 1.3M
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix 4h ...  Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know.  Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know.  Me: Did you put your homework in your backpack? Child: I will.  Text from child at school: you won't believe this 13 67 1,769 29K
steph @eff_yeah_steph 20h ... Stuff the woman sitting in front of me has googled in class today: Henry Cavill Clam chowder New England clam chowder Where is New England Old England Henry Cavill 147 577 19K 443K
$ Corey Harris @feathersworth4. dd Being a senior in college is so interesting. My buddy is about to propose soon and I've been playing call of duty for the last 3 hours 83 2.4K 82K 1.5M
zaggy @zwagreeus 15h dating a prof Class ended early! Omw back now. Ended early DID YOU END IT EARLY TO HANG OUT No of course I would never do that But maybe Replay 48 2.8K 42K 698K
OKAY okay @ihaverhisen. 1d Graduate Student Appreciation Week HARIBO Gatdbrey was way Goldbergy HARIBO 48 4K 56K 1.4M
College Sports Only @Coll... 20h ... CSO COLLEGE SPORTS ONLY Which one is she? Menu Tickets Donate Shop Q WBVB 10.12.24 TAC WBVB 18.26.24 TED WBVB 11234 TEC Events Calendar 3 B Beauty W us Spokane AVCA Pair Tournament vs Surf City Challenge vs City of Trees Classic Women's Beach Volleyball Tickets Support Team Schedule Stats Fans More 13 14 16 20 CITY F Aris Vetter 13 Angelena Greene Nora Hayd Ave ..20 Dave Southorn @daveso....22h Boise State having a goth beach volleyball player is the best. 225 3,802 102K 6.7M
jules team stardust @CRYP... . 1d ... i love art school cause all the whiteboards have doodles & when i drew this cute fluffy creature someone else from another class drew this WRETCHED version 61 3,197 38.3K 381K
brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt-17h ... retiring this short story for a while after a student read the first line in Borat voice Imaoo A. M. HOMES My wife, the doctor, is not well. In the end she could be dead. It 7 25 344 17.5K
Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fas... 1d ... I wonder if any student will ever top this email. Professor Fasano, Like Hamlet, I have hesitated to act for reasons I cannot articulate even to myself. May I have an extension on the Hamlet paper? 231 8,236 195K 3.9M
tara @proletarat.23h My friends in college had a microwave that would still run with the door open 401 2.6K 101K 5M
Dienda @GamecockDienda-4h A day in the life of a 4th grade teacher. ... Behavior incident: -Drew was grabbing on to his class mates back pack. Class mate asks Drew to let go. Drew responds with, I will let go if you let me bang your mom. 39 239 6,139 396K
Caroline @weirdassfishes. 1d There's something about sitting in a college library with four assignments due at midnight that really makes you wanna do the wordle 46 6,194 84.6K del 1.1M
Hispanic Shaun King @okims... 22h ... When I was in college I nailed a shoebox to my dorm room wall so I had a place for my keys and wallet. : em 197 2,061 65.7K 2M
(newcommand{/fembOt} @_fembot - 11h ... SOUL Wait AT&T LTE 14:47 41% insider.com INSIDER Ligma, a junior at the University of California-Berkeley who asked Insider only use his first name, said 40 679 13K 491K
mia @rasputinboneym 1d Just told my students that my family is southern italian and a kid in my class said Yeah I read that in your grandpas obituary 11 367 11.4K 298K
the prince with a thousand... 16h ... being 24 at the office vs being 24 in college Okay en there's a 56 year old woman here 120 15.2K 192K 2.8M
@islamocommunism.14 14h ... ?? Hi Professor, I dropped your class. Now can I ask you out on a date? This is my number : Have a lovely evening, 27 237 11.6K 194K
Travon @Travon. 17h When people ask why I don't go camping HUTCHINSON COMMUNITY COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS MEN'S BASKETBALL Related Bios 2 - Amillion Buggs Height: 6'4 Weight: 220 Year: Sophomore Hometown: Chicago, IL High School: Wausaw West Previous University of Central College: Missouri Guard/Forward Position: GP FG % 3PT % PTS/G - FT % REB/G A/G - 7 226 3.3K 203K
ZZZ Owl! at the Library @Ske... 1d ... my freshman year of high school, the star football player died in a tragic accident and I kept seeing his ghost around campus and the ghost would say hello to me, and not until years later did I learn he had a twin brother 88 3,943 79.5K 2.2M
ria @hurricane_yn 23h only i would drop out of the wrong university Registrar 16:34 R To: C Re: Withdrawing from studies Hi We are not sure if you reached out to the correct university. We are University located in Salt Lake City, Utah. Best, Registrar's Office 152 3,038 77.9K 1.6M

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