37 Random Bits of Trivia to Lodge in Your Skull Like Razor-Sharp Throwing Stars
Gotta get these facts in there somehow!
If a more delicate approach to a problem isn’t working, sometimes you need to apply a little force. We’ve tried every possible way of getting facts into your brain, but these ones just won’t budge. Nine times out of ten it can be as easy as reading and comprehending them, but if these little guys won’t get in line for reading time, then we’re just going to have to pick them up and start hurling them into your skull.
Oh, look at that. They just hopped to like nervous little cadets. See, that wasn’t so hard now, was it?