37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 16, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 16, 2025

Conan O’Brien is about to add another feather to his illustrious cap.

The comedian and soon-to-be Oscar host will be honored with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor this year, joining the likes of Jon Stewart, David Letterman and *checks notes* Jay Leno. O’Brien riffed on the award’s namesake in a statement, remarking, “I am honored to be the first winner of the Mark Twain Prize recognized not for humor, but for my work as a riverboat pilot.” 

While Roy Wood Jr. may not have gotten to sit in the big chair during his time on The Daily Show, he’s adding a different hosting gig to his resume: helming the 77th Annual Writers Guild Awards. These particular trophies will be delivered concurrently on both coasts, with Wood Jr. receiving support from a fleet of presenters that include Ronny Chieng, Cole Escola and Cory Michael Smith.

Over on the timeline, a host of good tweets have come our way once again. Today’s funniest include those about the downside of physical media, a meeting that could have been an email and a compelling Challengers pitch.

Dale @kickmurdersquad-1d .. G 1 What. Pacino reportedly ate so much chicken between takes that he earned the nickname Al Pa-chicken amongst the crew. Once filming wrapped, he was so horrified by his poultry intake during the shoot that he became vegan for 17 and a half hours and donated his fee to a chicken sanctuary in Aberdeen, Scotland. Helpful 13 1 83 1,678 46.1K 796K
claire mccaskill chart updates 1d ... excited to announce that my tummy hurt! 49 5,241 44K del 1M
sh4n @preset_2m3-1d ... I am so Anti Boyfriend. Do not ask me for relationship advice. Break up with him he's not good for you he's weighing you down and all your glory 297 48.4K 216K 6.8M
KILLER MEG (Interdimensional... . 1d ... My stupid fucking cat: Ohhh I'm gonna eat up all your butter now on the counter you left there by accident Ohhh yum yum yum all your butter 86 4,199 57.4K del 1M
pris @pwiscila 20h ... I'm not sure I like your tone horse @horseimage 1d fat pony with horrible haircut 37 6,698 138K del 2.4M
+ #+ @thehellmax... .1d ... The most this used to be a swastika tattoo I've ever seen Minecraft Memes @... . 1d Trapdoor 458 14.1K 350K 8.9M
Appalachian Caliph @AppCaliph. 1d This shit whispers to 20yo white guys like the green goblin mask BURGER KING 293 4.5K 79K del 2.1M
sumire/COYS @sumireymirey 17h I know he's been playing pretty bad but we abolished this in the 19th century spursofficial ... Sponsored kra AIA 40% OFF 123 2.2K 40K dal 1.2M
ambrosia @SILNTKLL 13h rating an absolute dog water movie 5 stars on letterboxd because i had fun @jill krajews E DITY I don't know if I'm  but I'm definitely a movie lover. 3.4K 29K 497K 24
PointlessHub @HubPointless 10h Where the hell is his lollipop and twirly hat OSINTdefender @sentdefender.13h The Inaugural Portrait of the 50th Vice-President of the United States, JD Vance. 249 121K 4K 2.5M
aqre @axqre 1d hang in there fellas, only 345 days until Christmas 737 6.2K 157K 5.8M
ULTIMA LABRYS @ChihiroFina... 5h ... Kids who just got a Nintendo Switch this Christmas rn: GIF Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica 5h Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025. 002 SWITCH Learn more: ninten.do/6013U8Rsf 2:22 278 5.5K 70K 1.3M
jame @kloogans 19h guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet 78 1.2K 23K 705K
van haley @vanhaley_yt 17h hey which arrangement has more feng shui 426 699 24K 448K
mj @bigdybbukenergy 18h love it when a man in his thirties describes himself as having 'golden retriever energy' on the apps. that's at least 210 in dog years. they're booking you in to be put down 4 201 3.4K 59K
megs 11/ @megsxzum.1 18h ... d'@tysonhodson tikli @tikli 3d so... feb 14th. How it's looking for y'all? 1.2M 44 2.8K 17K
twltter user @up2anth 1d superhero movies are so funny dawg imagine doing a minor role and 20 years later they call saying we need you back DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.1 1d Faran Tahir will reprise his role from 'IRON MAN' in the new 'VISION' series for Disney+ (Source: Deadline) 138 130K 3.2M 5.1K
bluffer jo @__itskeeks_ 1d my dad on the line speaking to my mechanic #justagirl 70 5K 25K 504K
emily @memilies 19h ... for me to watch a TV show while I knit, it needs three crucial qualities: - it needs to be pretty bad (this is huge) - five or more seasons - there must be a lone actor who is playing a character so unnecessarily cuntily that it almost breaks the fidelity of the show itself. 208 633 16K 314K
Dr. Cameron Fetter @DrCameronFetter . 23h ... Fucking pissed off | was only 11 in 2009. I could have been chilling with Owl City 10 94 2.1K 48K
jay @sirfboardt.1 1d i'm at popeyes and I asked to add a order of fries at the window and the cashier said you're lucky i'm in a good mood GIF 353 5.4K 135K 1.9M
Jason Liszka @jliszka 20h Challengers but it's pickleball with Martin Short, Meryl Streep and Steve Martin 62 2.4K 41K 883K
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix. 1d I am in a meeting where they are talking about having less meetings. 79 238 3.2K 58K
dash they/them @thedigitaldash_ 1d took less than an hour to do a task i've been dreading for a month 3.3K 24K 17 320K
august @regularaugust- 23h ... Physical Media fans when they have to move all their dumb plastic bullshit to a new place 374 4K 73K del 1.3M
MazeBeans @Ouoyupot. 1d ... mario party minigames Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 39m It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn't even close. 100 7.7K 114K 3.4M
EBK @ebkheavenly 1d X ... On TikTok scrolling fast and laughing smh ion got much time left 336 24K 119K 2.3M
k€ dices @juangajgx 1d pienso cada mañana en ella Не cheated on me So I stole 430 mil his grandma 4409 358 16K 3.7M 183K
Base @outsoldnation 2d Me selecting ALLOW when Rednote asks if I will allow them to track my data GIF ALT 234 1.8K 21K 8.3M
Goof Girl @goofysouthpaw. dd I don't know how many more monthly payments I have in me. 16 742 4.1K 77K
directional transsexual @north@fnorth . 1d love the mta app name. like hell yeah it is train time MTA TrainTime 36 1.1K 31K 588K
robin swallows @oblivyawn 1d ... renee zellweger played roxie hart and judy garland and won 2 oscars and gay guys still dgaf about her i'd be so pissed..,, 27 262 4.7K 122K
bedwick town crier @TugboyFresh 1d ... Oh word? I gotta check that out now Swipe up to unlock 137 8.8K 210K 3M
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers 22h XI ... Absolutely shocked that Robbie Williams did this 243 9.1K 153K 2.6M
sean yoo @SeanYoo 1d lil kim thank you so much for wishing another natural disaster on los angeles Lil' Kim @LilKim 1d #PrayForLA Been sending strong prayers up for LA and everyone affected by the fires. This is heartbreaking I pray to Jesus that God make it monsoon in LA 80 3.6K 76K 4M
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas.2 23h ... Conclave but it's about the Oscar voting process and trying to prevent Emilia Perez from getting elected Best Picture 112 4.8K 48K 1.2M
music struggles @musicstruggl... 5 5h ... + Geordie Greep does the X 15 comments Graham Why is he dressed like a chef 16h Reply 42 idiOtwind Creator first thing he said when he came on was welcome to the kitchen. there was no further reference 16h Reply 154 11 160 3,774 77.4K

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