35 Funny Situations That Siblings Kept Secret from Their Parents

I don’t want to victim-blame, but it’s a little crazy to leave two teenagers home alone and expect them not to singe the front yard by setting off leftover fireworks. Nearly every coming-of-age movie about teens involves some kind of rager that gets way out of control and shows the main characters doing some hungover reflection while cleaning vomit from the carpet or pulling a bra out of a fishbowl right before their parents get home from a trip. 

It’s crucial that every teenager has the experience of hiding something from adults — it’s the entire point of being young, and no self-respecting parent should deny their child of that. 

To that end, Redditors have recounted the times they got into wild situations with their siblings, and as far as they’re concerned, their parents remain none-the-wiser about what really happened. And, just a note to parents everywhere: If you have teenagers and happen to notice a suspicious hole in the wall, it might just be from the time they got into a knife fight over pizza rolls. 

Please mind your own business and keep it pushing.