35 Jaw-Dropping ‘Ahh, That’s Why They’re Single…’ Moments

‘She said my astral map was all wrong’
35 Jaw-Dropping ‘Ahh, That’s Why They’re Single…’ Moments

If a man casually says something like “You know how women like it when a man shows ‘em who’s boss?” it’s pretty obvious why he can’t get a date. But other times, the reason for someone’s perpetual singledom isn’t clear until you see them in action.

One Redditor watched a situation like this unfold. A man was invited to a party to be set up with a woman, and after the two were introduced, he asked her to play a game of pool. She agreed, and he proceeded to “absolutely dominate” the game, even taunting her when she made bad shots. When his victory was complete, he rubbed it in her face by yelling, “In your face, LOSER!!!” as everyone else at the party looked on in horror. After witnessing this, everyone understood why he was single. 

Other Redditors have shared the times they had revelations about why someone was single, including one guy who put prospective partners to work.

CornFedBread 6mo ago Worked with a guy that would just fart or belch whenever he felt like it. This included times he was in elevators or standing at the only exit of rooms. His excuse was always it slipped. 65 Reply ...
discordagitatedpeach 6mo ago I work in landscaping and apparently my old boss used to take prospective partners out to properties where he worked and let them watch while he pulled a few weeds or got rid of some tree limbs (instead of taking them on actual dates) 67 Reply ...
KBReadsALot e 6mo ago I would never trust a female surgeon and The Bible says man before woman. 102 Reply ...
FelixGoldenrod . 3y ago All | Wanted Was a Pepsi I Googled her to see if she had any social media to follow and the first results included her mugshot and a news report about her being an accessory to assault. 7 ...
String_Peens 6mo ago All women want is money because I asked what he did for work. Не was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren't kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don't even have a job? I don't want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn't looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn't have to do anything all day. + 158 Reply ...
UnihornWhale 6mo ago I was at RenFest with some friends. I was looking at clothing with a girlfriend while our now-husband were outside with the single guy. They're eating steak on a stake when on says Oh, I should save some for (girlfriend). Single guy says Why can't she just get her own? Without missing a beat, friend replies, And that is why you're single. This was 10-15 years ago. Last I heard, he was still very single. 138 Reply ...
thingpaint . 4y ago Didn't believe our relationship could be healthy unless we had fights every month. Not disagreements full blown screaming, saying nasty shit fights. 32 ...
KickBallFever 4y ago I'm a woman but I'd like to answer because the moment was so crazy. Не was an attractive guy, he was super cool and we liked each other. The moment I realized why he was single was when he bragged to me about pulling his pants down and shitting out of the window of a moving car as a prank. Not only did he do this, he was proud enough to tell me about it.
Plague_Healer . 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Male I had a lady say at our first date that we couldn't possibly work as a couple, because apparently as soon as I told her my birthday, she knew my astral map was all wrong. Also, it apparently was a shame, because she supposedly thought I was a nice, worthy man. 19 ...
 6mo ago A girl I knew who was permanently single said that she asked for reassurance almost every day. This definitely gets old. Fix yourself. Guys aren't obligated to fix your anxiety issues. + 187 Reply ...
blackmobius 6mo ago Its hard to point to one particular thing but this ex со worker basically blamed every sickness, every societal ill, every wrong our world has on eve corrupting adam with her stupidity and snakelike charms. Dude would also complain how every girl he (forcibly) asked out would stand him up and ghost him. If he was still a со worker i can guarantee you he would label himself an alpha 237 Reply ...
Briezerr 6mo ago Asked if I had any single friends, I told him no. Не dead ass replied Damn. How hard is it to find someone to just blow me and make me sandwiches. You don't even have any ugly friends for me? + 229 Reply ...
Lakechristar 6mo ago I have an elderly friend who has a major crush on his much younger and married favorite waitress. Не takes her out to dinner and buys her gifts and then whines to me why he can't find a girlfriend. Duh! Не looks like a creep and shallow to anyone who might have been interested + 263 Reply ...
SassyCatLady442 6mo ago Men need to understand that I'm the Queen, and deserved to be treated as such. Said to me by a sorority sister when I was 18, and she was 20. At 42, she is still single. + 319 Reply ...
TheRealJackReynolds 6mo ago They ghosted me!! Aw, man! How long has it been since you've heard from them? An hour. ...let's talk about the definition of ghosting for a minute. 446 Reply ...
Ambiguity_Aspect 6mo ago Women don't ever know what they want so why does their opinion matter? Have you ever been shopping with one or asked them where they want to eat? My first thought was, WOW you're going to die alone or married to a woman that stuck around just to punish you. 600 Reply ...
drainbead78 6mo ago I was fooling around with a dude who was very pretty but not very bright. It was our 2nd time together and he decided he was going to talk dirty. His idea of talking dirty was I'm gonna fuck your balls off. Took everything I had to not say Someone already beat you to it. Needless to say, there was not a round 3. 421 Reply ...
geth1962 6 6mo ago Quote from a bloke I used to work with... You'll never find me washing the dishes. That's women's work + 430 Reply ...
Missstealyourcookies . 6mo ago They start their sentence with females 350 Reply ...
Charming-Operation89 6mo ago I want to meet someone at a bar or something, not a dating app. This person never goes out. Only goes to work. Also really want kids... 670 Reply ...
Pumpiyumpyyumpkin e 6mo ago . Edited 6mo ago No. I don't know what she wants from me. Right after his ex-gf literally enumerated all she wanted from him. Не was basically spoonfed. And I'm sitting there, Ohh that's why. 697 Reply ...
PuzzleheadedHorse437 e 5mo ago I want a wife who is powerful and accomplished and has money but who will defer to me as the head of the household in accordance to Gods Will. I shit you not. 807 Reply ...
pspisy 6mo ago I have an acquaintance who will pursue a woman with the sole intention of sleeping with her, take her out on dates, eventually sleep with her, then be heartbroken because she's just like all those other sluts out there, why are all women such tramps, these sluts give it up too easy, etc...because she slept with him after weeks of dating. Then, he proceeds to ghost them and openly shit talk about them to mutual friends. Then, proceeds to complain about being single and blame it on women being too promiscuous. 1.1K Reply ...
MrFunktasticc 6mo ago Edited 5mo ago Не was an intelligent, good looking and fairly successful guy. I grew up with him and kind of admired him but he ended up going down a weird incel/red pill hole. The last time we met up he sat on a couch next to us scrolling through* some dating app and referred to the women using terms like high value and prey. Не unironically referred to himself as a hunter. We don't talk anymore. 982 Reply ...
McSmashley 6mo ago Maybe not the dumbest thing he's said but it's the most consistent. My brother, literally anytime a woman is mad or even just annoyed with him: Aww did your period just start? I'm convinced my brother will die a virgin. It's better for humanity that way. My husband worked with someone who knows my brother and she told him that my brother's attitude and behavior towards her and her friends is the reason she's a lesbian. + 4.7K Reply ...
ratribenki 6mo ago Pretty sure this was a first date, but the dude kept talking about military dictatorships and empires FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR. I'm not joking I don't think I heard her open her mouth once except to pay the bill and this dude WAS LOUD. Highlights include: praising fascist dictatorships and getting a little too into the Portuguese caste system, she was black, he was white. I wanted to write run on a napkin to her. + 2.1K Reply ...
MichaSound 6mo ago Not the man himself, but I was talking to the mother of a divorced guy I know and she's telling me that while she babysits his kids she's been doing his garden, painting his house and making dinner from scratch and the she says, He's always complaining that I use too many pots and pans and make a mess when I cook. And now I know why his wife left him. + 1.8K Reply ...
Yann-LeCun 6mo ago . Edited 5mo ago I was on one of these forums and a guy suggested that I do OnlyFans since my career is unsuccessful. I Googled his name and the first thing to pop up was a news story on him falsely accusing his girlfriend of bringing a bomb onto an aircraft. Не was sentenced to 2 years of prison. + 2.8K Reply ...
90sMusicRules 5mo ago I occasionally get migraines, and one of my coworkers asked me how my husband feels about me having migraines. Which I thought was a weird question but I replied along the lines of he feels bad that he can't do anything to help me when I have one. Coworker then says, No, I mean, because like I couldn't deal being with a woman that had an illness or something like that, I'm too high energy for that, I wouldn't be able to be with her. I said, so you think that my husband would want to leave
tacoeater1234 6mo ago Coworker had a short relationship and breakup and was obviously depressed about it, so I engaged and asked about it. His comment was I just don't understand how to make women feel like I believe that their opinion matters, when they always have such stupid life views. I was hoping it was just a weird way of saying he's struggling to treat women equally so I asked him to talk about it a bit. Didn't misunderstand-- to him, mens' views are obviously superior and it's all about simply pretending that women matter, and he was struggling hard
gdawg99 6mo ago Friend of mine struggles with anxiety and just generally doesn't handle social situations well, so struggled with women for many years. Finally got talking to a girl on a dating app and asked her out - he was taking her to lunch for the afternoon, and asked if my wife and I would meet them afterwards for drinks. When we met them for drinks, it turns out they grabbed McDonald's and drove around town to places from Craigslist so he could buy Magic The Gathering cards. Не wore sweatpants and flipflops (it was winter and snowy.) Не spent most
 6mo ago You know how women like it when you show 'em who's boss? + 3.3K Reply ...
St-Nobody 6mo ago This one is actually pretty funny. Met this guy at a concert. Told him he was hot. Exchanged contact info. We went out to dinner and to the movies a few times. Hung out at events we were both at. Mind you, he's hot, funny, polite, really socially awkward but overall very nice. Man was floored when I finally just asked him point blank if he wanted to have sex. Не did not perceive my interest. When I met him, I wondered hard why he was single. It's a small town, ya know? Like... Good men are
justagma1172 6mo ago Edited 6mo ago I was at a party where a man had been invited specifically to meet a woman who would be there - it was a set up, in other words. Не asked her to play pool, a very innocent and pleasant way to get to know someone, right? Well he immediately started to dominate the game and he held NOTHING back, including taunting her when she made bad shots (and just criticizing everything she did in general). Of course he won and rubbed it in her face like he was a 12 year old (Think - IN YOUR FACE,
_WayTooFar_ 6mo ago Guy talked about how he asked a girl out and went to a burger place. Once there he asked her if she had brought any money, when she said no he went oh that's too bad and proceeded to get a burger for himself and ate it whole while she just sat there watching. Не then dropped her at her home and never heard back from her. 64 Reply ...

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